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You know, some jerk. He/they Chicagoland

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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 2h
Feeling like this is relevant with the Brazil elections.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Radioactive jugs” sounds like an 80’s porn title
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The stew guys must have gone crazy when the first potato showed up. Oh no you're defiling our barley goo, people enjoy these potatoes too much waa
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the bizzler @bizzo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Patrick Warburton is a heavy double-edged Patrick Burton made to be wielded with two hands
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Mark Histed @markhisted.org · 03/10/2026
Killed. NSF’s SBE was killed, in violation of law. The President does not have the power to choose to kill programs at a whim by defunding them. The imperial presidency was a mistake and we are in a separation of powers constitutional crisis.
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Mike Hixenbaugh @mikehixenbaugh.com · 02/10/2026
Scoop: At a secret meeting this summer, an aide to Stephen Miller laid out Trump administration's plan to make it easier for states to round up and institutionalize mentally ill homeless people — by pushing a drastic policy change that would weaken the rights of millions of disabled Americans.
nbcnews.com
How Trump’s homelessness crackdown became a sweeping retreat from disability rights
After issuing a memo making it easier to institutionalize homeless people, the Justice Department began abandoning cases protecting disabled people’s right to live in the community.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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An Angry Scientist @anangryscientist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ogres in your Okra? Inheritance stuck in a nearby tomb? Conjure by the name “Haer’Dalis Nal Nerien and Sons” to get a quote today! No Barghest Too Big nor Spectator too Small and for Haer’Dalis Nal Nerien and Sons.
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagining a guy who thinks sláinte is actually slosh ya. Yeah buddy slosh you as well
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like tears in rain
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So newt Gingrich is some sort of official military top strategist now. I wonder what he's been up to the last 25 years, normal things I assume. Normal things with normal guys
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So the doj is reviewing the Nixon investigation? There's like ten people on earth with this particular axe to grind and somehow they're inside the administration? Ok
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
French fries are a psychiatric medication
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeehaw
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/01/2025
Bumper sticker: 

"KEEP HONKING! I'm trapped in the BELLY of this horrible machine and the machine is BLEEDING to death!"

(It's from a Godspeed You! Black Emperor composition)
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
squidward in a darkened room, looking out the window at spongebob and his best friend having fun outside
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If the goose does not feel valued she will leave
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today he's saying unprompted that the trump people are nazis in light of third country deportation news. He's been a solid red guy my whole life
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
omg do i have to do everything around here
a search bar with: swede caroline bork bork bork

No results found for “swede caroline bork bork bork”.

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Learn more about how to use advanced search.
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Texas Tribune @texastribune.org · 28/09/2026
Breaking: The Texas Tribune has identified the ICE agent who witnesses say fired through an open van window and killed 52-year-old Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston nearly three months ago.
texastribune.org
ICE agent who shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston identified
The federal government has withheld his identification, even as major state and local law enforcement agencies across the country typically identify officers involved in shootings on the job soon afte...
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m genuinely worried that he weakened her civil case with this statement out of petty fury that he’s rightfully getting heat for not pressing charges against rapists. He clearly isn’t interested in seeing her succeed and he basically called her a liar—a huge gift to the civil defense
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Perhaps there are structural reasons college athletes keep dying like this youtu.be/wT6TXxepjI4?...
youtu.be
Well There's Your Problem | Episode 136: University of Maryland Football Heat Stroke Scandal
YouTube video by Well There's Your Problem Podcast
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 02/10/2025
all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You ever achieve some clarity about your life and stuff and then you think this is worse actually
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NEW: A Chicago police sergeant and three officers repeatedly accused of improperly stopping and searching Black people should be suspended for a combined 180 days for their actions during three traffic stops, police officials agreed, records show. @wttw.bsky.social
news.wttw.com
Suspend CPD Officers, Sergeant Repeatedly Accused of Making Improper Traffic Stops for a Combined 180 Days: Police Brass
In all, the Civilian Office of Police Accountability has determined members of that tactical team violated department policy during 22 separate traffic stops, according to a WTTW News analysis of COPA...
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can’t say it much better than this
Something that many people who work in the press do not like to acknowledge is that the press is a participant in a fight—an ideological, political, power struggle against entrenched power itself. In a free society, accumulated power attracts the interest of the press, whose reporting tends to erode (or at least trouble) that power.
Great concentrations of wealth and power tend to be built through morally odious if not outright illegal means, and being able to whitewash that reality is a perpetual interest of the powerful, just as exposing it is a perpetual interest of the press. Powerful people and institutions, as a rule, do not like journalism because journalism
properly done makes n harder for powerful people to carry out their will with no public oversight or pushback. Some in the media find it uncomfortable to state these things plainly, because they are wedded to the idea of objectivity and they mistakenly believe that political conflict is a sign of political bias. It is not. This is just the way of the world. Behind every fortune is a crime; behind every crime is a journalist trying to expose it; behind every journalist trying to expose it is a powerful person trying to shut the journalists down. It has always been thus.
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shanley @shanley.com · 28/09/2026
And there it is. Blackrock is like: these right wing extremists taking over Latin America is good for business.
Another constructive development during the period was the broader rightward shift across parts of Latin America. Chile’s new administration took office in March with an agenda centred on fiscal restraint and growth. Colombia elected right-wing candidate Abelardo de la Espriella in June, and in the same month Keiko Fujimori of Fuerza Popular narrowly won Peru’s runoff against leftist Roberto Sánchez. Although not every country moved in the same direction, the overall tone was encouraging for investors, with fiscal discipline and private-sector investment looking set to play a bigger role in shaping regional policy.
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Xodanix3 @xodanix3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hybristophilia= ppl that admire cruel ppl
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 28/09/2026
In late September, those stops showed up in VSP's data. Latinos represent about 12% of Virginia's population, per Census data. GCSO's original data showed that 17% of June traffic stops, and 50% on June 23, involved Latino drivers. New numbers: ~25% of June stops (59% on June 23) involve Latinos.
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder if Liz bruenig can see this
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jug-hooting yokel @limusrex.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The GOP cut funding to the IRS because *audits work* and they fundamentally don't believe rich people should have to play by the rules.
Line chart titled "Revenue per audit," subtitled "In-person audits, 2010-2014." It plots average revenue and average cost per audit by taxpayer income percentile, poorer to richer, from the 0–5th percentile to the top 0.1%. Source: Boning et al. 2023, "A Welfare Analysis of Tax Audits Across the Income Distribution."

Across the bottom half of the income distribution, revenue and cost track closely, both around $3,000–$6,000 per audit. Above the median, revenue pulls ahead of cost: about $10,000 vs. $5,000 near the 90th percentile, and about $17,000 vs. $8,000 at the 95th–99th. At the top, revenue jumps to about $31,000 for the 99–99.9th percentile and about $90,000 for the top 0.1%.
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Part 151 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd or finding Mew under the truck by S.S. Anne (we swear) Art Deco Ingrid parfum bottle made of malachite glass by Riedel glassworks, depicting a nude under a waterfall. Bohemia, Czech Republic. 1930's
Deep emerald green almost like a lamp
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”
Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nw jack reacher, the film with teeny tiny tom cruise. Flashbang werner herzog appearance lol
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listening to the wtyp episode about the iowa turret explosion, it's a wonder the navy gets anything done at all youtu.be/ofqbBRfsvgg?...
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Well There's Your Problem | Episode 202: USS Iowa Turret Explosion
YouTube video by Well There's Your Problem Podcast
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They've been busy in quest writing mines. There's so many I feel a little bad about the people who do them all and/or the design decisions around this much Content. Like they made a game you can't play enough on purpose
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes I read stuff and think ok maybe ai is getting good now and I should ask it stuff. Then I see someone who followed that path to pouring hot water on their carpet and then putting a bunch of baking soda on it www.reddit.com/r/HomeMainte...
reddit.com
From the HomeMaintenance community on Reddit: What is this coming from my HVAC/vents?
Explore this post and more from the HomeMaintenance community
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Awoo
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
im dyin lmao
coffee cup mesh in blender with ~2 million polys, it's solic black from vertices
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
stop climbing into my jeans and then getting upset about my legs being in there
Large black trap jaw ant cleaning the me-smell off of herself
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Lydia! ⭐ @lydiastaremoji.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is just what happens when you take mass transit in Chicago btw. heads up
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Re interviews, we do a zoom call with a few people, then an in person day with like twenty different people. There's only like two people who really have any say in the decision and you can't tell who that is
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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@DoBiddley1
I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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🍂von🍂 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Are these they
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