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Michael Marquis Albright

@chicagomstie.bsky.social
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Producer of Chicago's movie-riffing show, www.downinfrontlive.com He/him Much like my show, I more comment on other people's posts than post myself. It's not unheard of, but my Replies are significantly more robust than my Posts.

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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yall yelled at trans people for a month and CHANGE for this clown. A MONTH AND CHANGE! FOR A GUY ANY CALIFONIAN IN THE STATE CAN TELL YOU SUCKS ASS!
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm waiting for Lucy Darling to start her show, and the projector just crapped out, with half the image tinted blue. I fewl so bad for the poor booth operator, who keeps restarting it. Those last-minute tech issues are a goddamn nightmare.
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't want to spoil it, but the end of Lanterns episode 6 looks like the next two episodes are going to be, basically, the plot of Who Censored Roger Rabbit?, the novel the movie is based on. Specifically the one thing that the movie changed completely from the novel.
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All the vertical short form video apps (or sub-apps) seem to be littered with channels that post clips of movies completely absent context and I find this practice obnoxious, because what are you even doing, man?
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 18/09/2026
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Greene Daeye will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Greene Daeye introducing themselves and correcting the misapprehension of which band they are
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Impossibles will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Hanna-barbera The Impossibles
Alt: Hanna-barbera's The Impossibles
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's horrifying, but it matches my expectations of immigration enforcement agents. We should probably do something about that.
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is on my way to work. The pizza is so hideous it draws my eyes away from the breasts.
A billboard for Zza Factory reading:
Thin is in
Try our new tavern style
Crispy Thin crust
Order online (website)
Only $15
14"/ 1 topping
Got your attention?"

It also features two women with big tits in low-cut t-shirts and Daisy Dukes holding a pizza that is, shall we say, alarmingly uncanny.

Also, it kind of looks like the womens' hands are one giant hand under the pizza.
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can you explain this 11-month gap in your resume?
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
youtu.be/HU2ftCitvyQ?...
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Shatner Of The Mount by Fall On Your Sword
YouTube video by Fall On Your Sword
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The "We're All Trying To Find the Guy Who Did This" meme with JD Vance's face superimposed over Tim Robinson's.
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CreatureCave @creaturecave.co.uk · 03/09/2026
Have a bit of Princess Donut! She's a puppet I made for my brother-in-law's Dungeon Crawler Carl cosplay:)
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ready, ok! What are we doing? What's going on? Male Cheer Leaders! That's the rule, That's the goal!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/08/2026
‘Wall Street Journal’ Defends Decision To Publish Peggy Noonan–Generated Article theonion.com/wall-street-journal-de…
‘Wall Street Journal’ Defends Decision To Publish Peggy Noonan–Generated Article
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was just holding on long enough to outlive the one person who looked better than him in a bustier, right?
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If grapes can nut, then so can you
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Spider-Man is the same in every universe.
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Review - "COYOTE VS ACME" (2026) www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV_Y...
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Review - COYOTE VS ACME (2026)
YouTube video by moviebob
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Can an AI chat bot be wrong and have bad opinions all the time?
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
BREAKING: Guy who wanted to live forever last week still wants to live forever
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
More like John Brown's Bodied
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Shoshiroll @shoshiroll.northsky.social · 15/08/2026
1. it wasn't a random dude 2. it was actually very funny 3. i am already inside your walls
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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 14/08/2026
I've got ADHD meds sorted after a long drought, but they're more expensive and I lost a lot of time to brain fog and going round in circles with my insurance's "preferred supplier". Got a Patreon update planned for early next week, but needs for right now in the $600 range.
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Support Alexandra Erin ❤️
Support Alexandra Erin
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Trump using all those unsuspecting reporters and staffers as bait for a threat to his life is unforgivable, but the National Lampoonery of hiding in a catering cart to change planes would be charming if any other president had done it.
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Back in the '80s you could make a show and name the main character something like "Kidd Video," and never explain it; that's the name of the show, so *of course* it's the lead's name!
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Lex Luthor Forty Cakes meme, with an excerpt from the quoted screenshot over it so it reads:

" When no one was looking, Lex Luthor rolled out diversity, equity, and inclusion action plans and donated huge sums to Black Lives Matter and other racial-justice causes. And that's terrible."
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
LEAST WANTED LEGO SETS: Flowers In The Attic
Flowers in the Attic book cover
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolutely mandatory item it must include? Obviously, the answer is the Junk Drawer Organizer! It even has a special compartment for miscellaneous lint and grit! So you don't have to!
Crow T. Robot presenting the Junk Drawer Organizer!
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 02/08/2026
wtf kind of framing is this? "Arsonist predicted the town will burn to the ground if he doesn't stop setting houses on fire."
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My wife asked me last night if I was in the dungeon from Dungeon Crawler Carl and I made it to level three, what race and class would I choose? For race, I would stay human or humanoid, but for class I would choose a Beastmaster or something else that amasses animal companions.
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Caspia's PhotoBOOOOs! 🏳️‍⚧️ @caspiasphotos.com · 31/07/2026
Downplay A Book Or Movie: The Six-hour Ferry Ride Home
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: The Hasty and the Huffy
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: A Curiosity On 34th St
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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: We Have Sometimes Lived in a Castle
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Evil John 2: John By Dawn @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: I can do both: Squabble Club
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: My wife says "Hallway Crawler Carl."
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: Who's Intimidated By Viginia Woolf? Who's Afraid of West Virginia Woolf? Who's Afraid of Virginia Doog?
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I will always keep you safe from scary things.
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Ankle Megami Tensei @stochasticooze.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Marvel announces that they're changing the name of "X-Men" to "Twitter-Men"
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18? Honorable mention to Clueless, Hackers, and Virtuosity.
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Nekoant Tank Girl
Alt: Tank Girl, firing her tank. "Let's have fun and blow some shit up!"
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Then there's the case of Christopher Lambert, who learned English in the set of Highlander with the aid of the vocal coach who invented his "guy who moved around Europe for 400 years" accent, which last I heard he still speaks with decades later.
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This might just mean she's discovered Dungeon Crawler Carl and made it her whole personality.
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zneeley25.bsky.social @zneeley25.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Beware geeks bearing grifts
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Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What I'm hearing is that they've not only dropped a technology that will* take over both manual labor and data-based jobs, and not only have they not considered the affect it will have on the work force, they also haven't considered the affect it will have on tax revenue. * (best-case scenario)
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