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Small-DickHaver

@scumbagnobody.bsky.social
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I have been told that my dick pic is an internet urban legend...a creepypasta if you wish to call it that. Legend states that once seeing the original or one of the many copies you have three days until you get the worst cold sore of your life!

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Nashies! YouTube Cooking Show 😺 @nashiez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder if @flavorflav.bsky.social likes Butter Chicken 🍗🤔 Don't blame me for being a small disabled creator trying to get a little help from a celebrity 😉💜😺 youtu.be/FfftiF-gCWM
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Let's Make Nashies Easy Butter Chicken Recipe 🍛
YouTube video by Nashies!
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 17h
Holy shit. Whats hilarious is he totally did have that douchebag haircut...all he needed is a pencil thin douchebag beard to really pull that nineties rich asshole style together.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 21h
Naomi Klein Is Spot On.......
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 18h
There were so many mosquitoes while I was watering. Fuck man sometimes life sucks...but them I realize I am watering for this
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay so I am having a shitty week, and a shitty morning...so I have always turned to music to make me feel better. So I am going to share the song I am listening to to make me feel better and build up some energy www.youtube.com/watch?v=bytt...
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Forme – Kick A Hole
YouTube video by J.F.P.T. BREAKBEAT
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Dr. Merri 🐸 @merri24.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am going to hunt down this brewery and buy every can 😎
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey. You know what is pretty fucked up? No matter what happens in the next election shit is so near irreversibly fucked that we will go through even more hardship just to get it back to a place of workability. Secondly, all the fascists will still be here!
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Im going to be so sad when the democrats fuck this election up running against Abdul Al Sayed and Hasan Piker. Its something they would do though. FML this timeline sucks!
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🦋Fiona McGee🦋🚫👑🐈🐈‍⬛ @judymccarthy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Strain was a banger. The whole show. If you see this, Post a vampire that isnt dracula
Alucard from Symphony of the Night.

Yeh its dracula spelled backwards so technically okay
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should Pete hegseth go to prison? No. He should get a franks red hot enema
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is why the democrats lose.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Few months ago, UCLA illegally fired me as DEI Director. Why? Bc I spoke truth about this bigoted piece of dog sh*t after he died. Now, my loving 2-dog 2-cat pack and I need your help making ends meet, til my lawyers reach a fair resolution against UCLA: www.gofundme.com/f/waiting-for-justice-auvzc
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If those men do not get kicked out it is incumbent upon the GOOD men and women of Cornell to make sure they experience consequences every day of their hopefully shortened lives.
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gdawg714.bsky.social @gdawg714.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Read this.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I havent posted a banger in a while. Today is monday...a day that the strongest bangers are necessary. Here is a great jump up jungle song www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjem...
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DJ Aphrodite - Ganja Man featuring Deadly Hunta
YouTube video by DJ Aphrodite
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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khwalz @khwalz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The fact that Talarico is polling so tightly with Paxton says some really awful things about Texans, not to mention Americans in general.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are there any games that get sawed off shotguns right?
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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♿ hiding from plagues - Always masked - N95 or bust @smollestbunny2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ATTEND THE TALE OF SWIMMY TODD
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Swimmy Todd: The Demon Narwhal Of Fleet Reef
YouTube video by Make Some Noise
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Life does tend to be pretty shitty
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#caturday This is Dolly and papaya
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JazzyCleveland @jazzycleveland923.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Around 2,000 ICE just lost their jobs after background,+ credit checks were done on them! They LIED on their APPLICATIONS+NOW have to Pay Back their $50,000 BONUS- For Breaking the Contract! I'm sure if they broke laws,now would be the time to prosecute them! #IceFirings youtube.com/shorts/OBWT1...
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I love this for them
Duet with: https://www.tiktok.com/@tinaray_81 Original video: https...
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I'm going to start calling myself Bobby Broth and make my whole personality and lifestyle about soup.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Call your Senator and tell them to vote “NO” on Dr. Heidi Overton 🚫
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
something cool about being really poor is that you get to eat a lot of pasta and rice. So I guess thats a win somehow.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You ever think that if you could be a bird you would be a spoonbill? If I was a spoonbill I would just sit and look at myself in the mirror all day. Life set.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#GAMING This cat is trying to rizz me up.
It is a cat asking me: "Which do you cherish most? The morning sun? The smile of th eone you love? the succulent taste of flesh?"
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This lady knows whatsup. Wealthy people have systematically bought up the commons. We have precious little that we can say is actually ours where we can just be. It is the reason Trump treating the white house as his personal property is so galling. It is our property.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#GAMING where my fans of morrowind at? We need more games like this. Just well written RPGs. Anyone have any suggestions for games like this?
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here we have a lady trying to feed a baby kitten. And here we have a guy trying to bludgeon the kitten to death with a brick. It is important that we get both people's thoughts on what should be done with the kitten.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do you ever take a scoop of peanut butter and a scoop of jelly and just cram both into your mouth at the same time?
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I dont think I have ever wittingly heard an Ed Sheeran song. I dont listen to the radio or top 40 or anything. What is he, just some ginger or something?
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Cranky Cracker @timmyturmoil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The FBI is raping the dogs. They're raping the cats.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No shit, 100% agree here.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Medicare for All means we will no longer be nickeled and dimed by corporations who exist specifically to hold our healthcare dollars and pay out as little as possible.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
90s Banger www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rL1...
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John Digweed - Heaven Scent
YouTube video by Amelininovy (A-MeleeNe-Novy)
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So true. The reality is most of his taxes go to subsidizing wealthy people through their businesses. So fuck this guy. If he had said this to me, I would have just told him "Im glad you are happy. Im glad my taxes pay for your ED treatment."
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
youtube.com/post/UgkxXCz...
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Post from ProtoMario - YouTube
Subscribe for a spell
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bathroom time in the Dickhavr household.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They all need to be doughy shapeless men in Republican leadership as well. We want all dry eyes and panties in the crowd
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Dems should hire out of work creatives (Hollywood, the game industry, and the media have downsized a lot of them) to put together the mother of all propaganda campaigns about the GOP robbing of the country
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Boom!💥 #FDT #Pinks
"DON'T WASTE OUR TIME RUNNING AS A DEMOCRAT IF YOU ARE NOT RUNNING ON SUPREME COURT REFORM.
AND I DON'T MEAN REFORM AROUND THE EDGES. I MEAN YOU'RE GONNA ADD 4-6 SEATS IMMEDIATELY. YOU'RE GOING TO IMPLEMENT TERM LIMITS. YOU'RE GOING TO PUT IN AN ETHICS CRITERIA AND YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE SURE MANY OF THESE MOST EGREGIOUS DECISIONS ARE UNDONE."
MARY TRUMP
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So in my journey to come up with the best insults of our lifetime I have had some speed bumps, U-turns, and temporary directionlessness but I got a good one. Your Grandma's pickle recipe? Yeah there is not near enough garlic in there.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You can go live on Bluesky? Fuck me dead.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Old man Small-DickHaver living his best life here.... Got shingles.
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