Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026FedEx like to remind me at least three times a day that they have my package. Brag. 020
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026New phrase alert. At the grocery store, one of the clerks called something a “shopportunity”. 020
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I think all the gluten free pizza has radicalized me. 020
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Once you turn 65, you are now forced to retire. Go touch some grass. Stop. Let someone do it. Let go. Read a book. Take a vacation. 020
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I would also like to point out the hypocrisy of some people being more upset over this than Gulf of Mexico. If that’s you, maybe sit with why and do some soul searching. 020
Reposted by Ghost PlantsThe Associated Press @apnews.com · 24/08/2026New Zealand’s Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has unveiled a proposed law banning children younger than 16 from using social media platforms, citing what he said was “harm being done to a generation” of young people.bit.lyNew Zealand's prime minister proposes banning children from using social mediaNew Zealand's Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has unveiled a bill that would ban children younger than 16 from using social media. 611113
Reposted by Ghost PlantsInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Your answer may surprise you. 1888792
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I think @alyssapants.bsky.social is right. Seems like she’s “Russian” to be a “Asset” to the “President”. 021
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Pretty sure if I wasn’t dyslexic and had a real hard time “reading” sheet music, I would be playing in a band instead of Improv. Anyways. Come to my show. 031
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Man. I haven’t even finished my last “15 movies to watch before being able to understand one movie” yet. 020
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I’m starting to believe that all cash registers are programmed to charge at least 100 dollars regardless of what you buy. 021
Reposted by Ghost PlantsKate Lingley 龍梅若 @klingley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu) 3565111345
Reposted by Ghost PlantsCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bin Day cometh. 402100511673
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Tomorrow begins a new school year. Only 180 instructional days to go until next summer. 030
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I wish I had the energy to get excited for The Hobbit set in Magic. But man. I just don’t have it on me. Love those Big Feet Weirdos tho. 120
Reposted by Ghost PlantsRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Look at this graph. The share of national income going to the richest 10 percent was lowest (and share to lower 90 percent highest) when union membership was at its highest. As unions have weakened, inequality has widened. This is why we must build back union power. 376123054708
Reposted by Ghost PlantsElizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026As anyone in publishing will tell you, women do not resist reading books by men, but men will often dismiss books by women. This is not a publishing problem or a failure to target men. It's a misogyny problem. 361115812291
Reposted by Ghost PlantsRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Under Trump & RFK Jr.: -22,000 cyclospora cases and 2 deaths -Multiple ongoing salmonella outbreaks -Measles cases at 35-year high -New "forever chemical" pesticides in our food supply How the hell is any of this Making America Healthy Again? 22843291662
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 07/08/2026As a man that spent his summer reading, it’s men that are the problem. Expand your horizons. Read a book by another pov than male. My favorite book last year was Blob: A Love Story By Maggie Su. 021
Reposted by Ghost PlantsRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/08/2026America has experienced oligarchy thrice in its brief history. The first was under the slaveholding founders The second, the robber barons, a century later. A third American oligarchy emerged around 1980 — and has only gotten more powerful.robertreich.substack.comThe Enshittification of Everything (Part 2)And how to disempower the oligarchy 332118654478
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 07/08/2026What I lack in discipline, I make up for in OCD. 020
Reposted by Ghost PlantsRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Democratic lawmakers are calling for an investigation into Eric and Don Jr.’s ties to 15 companies that have received $3.2 BILLION in defense contracts. Here's what you should know about their ongoing grifts. 476158836706
Reposted by Ghost PlantsRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Hey look at that, adults behaving like adults. What a fucking concept. 271557129
Reposted by Ghost PlantsAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I posted a new sketch on YouTube, where it's meeting an audience who don't get the white gloves bit, have never heard of minstrel shows and are getting arsey when people explain.youtu.beGuy Who Just Got Back From ToontownYouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King 1955983
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 30/07/2026As the kids like to tell me “Bro. We’re cooked” 020
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I went into a place I usually DoorDash and have delivered, so this is my first time actually going in. It’s a gyro place. The guy working there was like “Oh. You’re Kevin” 020
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026If I’m ever in a social situation and I’m not sure what to say, and the person nearest to me has a tattoo, I just open by asking what they use on their skin to keep their tattoos looking nice. Always works. 100% 020
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Not gonna lie. A top contender for Match Of The Year for me. 020
Reposted by Ghost PlantsRetro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The 1977 Coleco Telstar Arcade answered the question, "What if a game console looked like a Wild West take on the TARDIS console?" 341037234
Reposted by Ghost PlantsBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/07/20262 hours until InfoWars; 3 hours until nuclear annihilation. 1782272
Reposted by Ghost PlantsKwertzy Industries @kwertzy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better." -- Anne Lamott 6165691175
Reposted by Ghost Plantsspooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026charlie kirk finding out he has to share hell's tops with lindsey graham: 319618
Reposted by Ghost PlantsInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump ADMITTED to doing 9/11 live on the air, as he calls for war on Israel. 🚨 Hear the stunning confession now!!! 492643447
Reposted by Ghost PlantsInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/07/2026ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at www.theonion.info. 16277481481
Reposted by Ghost Plantsdusty cupboards @dustycupboards.bsky.social · 25/05/2026crystallized ginger is 10x better than eating regular ginger and AT LEAST 100x better than eating regular crystals. 0131
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Some nights I lay awake and wonder the big questions like “Was Bill Clinton a better saxophone player than my dad?” 121
Reposted by Ghost PlantsTim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 02/05/2026youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ugyoutu.be🚨HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker Gives A Major Friday Night Update On The Future Of InfoWarsYouTube video by The Onion 481152174
Reposted by Ghost PlantsKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Thank you to everyone who supported this campaign. Together we were able to do things never seen in American politics, to set a new standard from what we should expect from the people who try to represent us. What we built matters, regardless of the outcome. And the work isn’t over. 1358390633270
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 14/03/2026My students were acting up and I told them if they keep “roasting” each other we were going to do a “complement circle”. It scared them enough to stop. 031
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 13/03/2026All my emails now start with “I’m sorry to message you. I know the whole world is falling apart.” 031