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Tristan

@rethenx.bsky.social
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JRPG lover. US Army veteran. Gundam pilot. Youtube: youtube.com/@rethenx?si=GyNFUv0LYBo…

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Steve Bowler @gameism.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Biddy Blass's head semi-convincingly shooped over the top of the VERT hot IMDB photo (in the quoted post) of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor
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MiGちゃん @De_JaY 🇩🇪🌻🇺🇦 @de-jay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think it's time for the US to get a new president
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Tristan @rethenx.bsky.social · 21h
Going so fast my brain felt like it was in my feet. #swgr
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Dezi @dezi.quest · 09/10/2026
DLC goes hard for sonic crossworlds
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Tristan @rethenx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Art "can" be business too, which is why these trends exist. They need to get all the eyeballs they can on their content to make money. So, yeah, don't be surprised if someone you like does something your against. It's business.
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Arcion @arcion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Winged Beast who chases The Moon #AC8 #AceCombat
Rex, or the Wings of Theve, depicted as a long dragon with many feathered wings, five of which are colored red. He gazes up at a stylized moon adrift in the star-speckled night sky. Silhouettes of both the Lighthouse Space Elevator and the Tonitrus Spear Satellite are visible in the background. 

I chose a dragon for Rex because. Okay well honestly I just really love dragons. But because they’re often depicted as powerful and elegant mythological beings, who fit in well with Rex being an almost mythical figure in the story, who dances gracefully through the sky and canonically is just this unstoppable monster who tears through any opposition (also it let me put the Five Wings on one figure). 

But even for such a powerful creature, to fell the Moon itself is no easy task.
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TurquoiseHammer @turquoisehammer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
happy aerth
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I’m no Trump fan but it’s not fair/necessary for his physician to reveal that the President has what most closely resembles a custom-built mobile bathtub that’s “just for diarrhea” and that the secret service are responsible for making sure he’s “never more than 30 feet from it.”
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Tristan @rethenx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Hello, is this the imperium? A Chaos demon just broke through the warp."
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Tristan @rethenx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Could you kick up the 4d3d3d?
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Paul Rudd as Celery Man Typing
Alt: Paul Rudd in the Celery Man skit
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Failure To Launch Podcast @failuretolaunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got bored
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I should have never smoked that shit now I'm in unreal tournament
The should have never smoked that shit meme but the guy is sitting on the edge of the unreal tournament map Facing Worlds
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Tristan @rethenx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If we're gonna live stream an execution, let's include school shootings too. Lets show the people what horror is. They are so cavalier, it highlights how much of it we are of it too. But forget all that, I need to make a bet on the polymarket on the next shooting/execution.
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
me politely asking artists for a more accurate rendition of our queen:
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Tristan @rethenx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A smiling Torres.
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gn
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Steve Coogan Fan @stevecooganfan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Haon @haonfest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shadow 22 #AceCombat8 #エースコンバット8
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5辰 @5ta2-5.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
1日1絵357枚目 #FF7⠀ #FF7R⠀ #FF7Rebirth⠀ #FF7Revelation ティファさん
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An edited text conversation with characters from Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve laid over.

>Cope: "God spent his time on you oh my :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:"
>Rex II/Ray: "how many girls have you said that to before?"
>Cope: "A few" 
>Cope: "But it's your turn to hear it now"
>Cope: "Concentrate."
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Tristan @rethenx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*Record scratch* What did he just say???
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...
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pushfreight/tyeagg @pushfreight.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
robot that pushes the freight, she can take heavy loads also we need to bring back soviet teal it's so cool and functional yet we are stuck with grey and orange for industrial type colors for some reason
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マダガウ @madagau.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Tristan @rethenx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.

...and you must be the monopoly guy. By the way, thanks for the free parking.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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Tristan @rethenx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why does Amazon say that I regularly repurchase a household fan when I never bought one from Amazon?
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Tristan @rethenx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
JD: Chicken go cluck cluck. Cow go moo!
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Lili (the bitchy one) @lili.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/10/2026
Incredible
Amazon About You page listing that reads
"Home & Family: Owns a toilet"
"Home & Family: Has installed about a dozen bidets"
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
more business owners need to be like this
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I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 08/10/2026
konami asked me to draw PEACE WALKER characters as CATS and I said YEAHHHH!!! 🐈✨ this poster will be available for preorder from the Official Konami Shop during CatCon!! (Oct 10-11)
A poster featuring all the metal gear solid peace walker characters as cats
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5辰 @5ta2-5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
1日1絵356枚目 #FF7⠀ #FF7R⠀ #FF7Rebirth⠀⠀ #FF7Revelation エアリスさん
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Tristan @rethenx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Everyone's waiting for the next shoe to drop.
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Tristan @rethenx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I want Chris Hansen to walk into my kitchen with a 4 page script when he hands me my Nobel Prize.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
⚖️ Mortessa, my Arbites ⚖️
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Yan Kodiac @yankodiac.com · 07/10/2026
Tasha from Ace Combat 8
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vincent @papa.yaga.gay · 07/10/2026
i rewatched The Matrix trilogy recently and could not help but laugh when i saw each movie had a different production logo. they were all released within four years, with the second and third movie released in the same year!
Production logo from The Matrix (1999), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: a Time Warner Entertainment Company."Production logo from The Matrix: Reloaded (2003), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: an AOL Time Warner Company."Production logo from The Matrix: Revolutions (2003), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: A Time Warner Company."
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Tristan @rethenx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's Morbin time.
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🏳️‍⚧️AWACS Stardust Eyes @supertalisman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At this point it's safe to say that Ace Combat 8 has so much Gundam in its DNA - specifically 0079 - that it arguably qualifies as the best Gundam game since vs. Zeta Gundam.
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Tristan @rethenx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing wrong with that. PS2 has a legendary library.
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AUTOMATON WEST @automatonwest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yoko Taro says he already achieved his game development dreams with Drakengard, and now works “to prevent dementia” automaton-media.com/en/news/yoko-ta…
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Yoko Taro says he already achieved his game development dreams with Drakengard, and now works “to prevent dementia”
In a recent discussion panel with Keisuke Okabe, NieR and Drakengard creator Yoko Taro talked about his plans for the future.
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
Photo of a sticker in a London Underground, reading “Notice to users of smart glasses. How does it feel to be Mark Zuckerberg’s little bitch?”
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Chubby cuddlebot Lemma! @lemmaeof.gay · 07/10/2026
the 1979 IBM training document stays true as usual
A sheet of paper with all-caps words reading "A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE / THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION"
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the onion was funnier when they made actual jokes instead of repeating the same bad-faith digs over and over again under the cover of "satire"
front page of the onion declaring me a "Renowned Coward" who will flee a haunted house well before sunrise
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mara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my dick wide like ps3
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Fiora Almater @fiora-almater.neocities.org · 07/10/2026
you can't call it that
a screenshot from dramatic road: the origin of wind's Enhance Team page, with the fio mouse cursor over 'Ball Skills Enhancement'
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Tristan @rethenx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That doesn't sound like something a hot shot ace pilot would say. Stike his pilot data from the simulation. *Dataswallow noises from AC3 Electrosphere*
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