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William Wenge-Murphy

@billywm.bsky.social
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Software Engineer; JavaScript zealot and 6502 hobbyist. Ornery on main. He/him, Ⓥ, BLMACAB (especially ACAB) github.com/BillyWM billy.wenge-murphy.com

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K25fF @k25ff.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
"Has anyone drawn skibidi Duchamp’s Fountain yet" –A discord user, about a minute before they saw the worst thing in the world. (1642)
Skibidi Duchamp's Fountain
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Watermelon_Sir @watermelon-sir.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Made #spore in #spore
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sap @sap6.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
you're lucky if your phone can even pass the Mcdonalds Anticheat
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I pointed ChatGPT at the ExCSS codebase to have it give me a full list of what the parser throws out instead of keeping it in the AST, as a baseline for my fork, and it also just went ahead and found some bugs in their code while it was at it, lol
Screenshot of ChatGPT conversation. Bug part highlighted

"3. Invalid selectors normally make the entire style rule disappear. CreateStyle parses the declarations but ultimately returns null if the selector came back null. RuleList.Add ignores null, so the complete rule vanishes from the visible AST. There is also a bug here: StylesheetComposer.CreateSelector checks AllowInvalidValues when deciding whether to retain an invalid selector, rather than AllowInvalidSelectors. The standalone ParseSelector() method uses the correct option. So the stylesheet parser's tolerance switch is wired incorrectly.

4. An invalid selector that is retained is reduced to one opaque UnknownSelector."
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FUCK, I GOT DESTROYED BY WHITNEY'S MILTANK. IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE GSC I FORGOT pokerogue.net
pokerogue.net
PokéRogue
A Pokémon fangame heavily inspired by the roguelite genre. Battle endlessly while gathering stacking items, exploring many different biomes, and reaching Pokémon stats you never thought possible.
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
UITK also has so many gaps oh my god. Designing without rem or em units is INSANITY. No viewport units is also irritating considering how simple they would be to implement, and that unity uses an off-the-shelf parser (ExCSS) for the syntax side anyway, but a lack of rem or em is CRAZY
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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ChatGPT is fantastically stupid about failing to generalize its knowledge of web UI dev to Unity UITK
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Currently addicted to Horsey Game. Set a goal for myself of figuring out the genetics system without looking at guides/wiki
Screenshot of Horsey Game, player's home with pen, barn, etc. All kinds of nonsense going on, all kinds of weird mutante "horses", cars, car hybrids, a horse-millipede-thing wearing one roller skate, etc. $23068 balance.Screenshot of Horsey Game, detail view of a horse named "Pimp My Horse" who is wearing boots, a necktie, a top hat, glasses, a clown nose, and a baloon. Horse is marked "GMO" and various stats are shownHorsey Game screenshot of the genertics lab. A man is in the machine lying backwards saying "I feel violated". Dr Cripin is a horse with a flask in his mouth. Various objects around the lab, flasks bones, etc
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yooka Laylee failed to live up to the Banjo Kazooie legacy because that's only one instrument not two.
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icyjiub.bsky.social @icyjiub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Slop is when you don't manually rewrite thousands of xml files
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Bill Clinton - Level 1 bard" Alright....if this is like $20 I'll buy it youtu.be/hAsceTS3SaA
youtu.be
Hypernet Explorer - Early access trailer
YouTube video by Nocoldiz
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Phil H @frimpys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Fireye @fireye.coffee · 14/09/2026
Terrible time to have at least one (1) moral and want to keep eating food.
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Stern @invaliduser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My power fantasy is to be a good person and help people. And also two chicks at the same time.
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Esquirrou @esquirrou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Can an agent authorize access within the meaning of the CFAA," the greatest lawsuit in the history of tech jurisprudence, locked after 12239 briefs of heated debate
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Steam shouldn't allow a rambling AI disclosure full of excuses and minimizations like "well we ran it through a filter after", it should just be checkboxes so the sloppinest developers have be branded with e.g. ✔ AI textures ✔ AI models ✔ AI music ✔ AI voices ✔ AI writing
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If I have to hear one more eliminative materialist p-zombie fuck compare elan vital to consciousness I'll scream
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That METR study that says "AI actually makes developers 19% slower" that detractors love to quote? Yeaaaaahh.....METR redid it after a year and found it makes developers 18% faster Intellectually dishonest people with agendas always erase the nuance when citing studies
"Late 2025 AI likely accelerates open source devlopers, but selection effects make our follow up results unreiable". Graphic from METR comparing two studies
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We've developed the technology to give robots delusions.
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This whole transcript is insane 🤯 Yeah, we should definitely give this thing a body ASAP. And some guns. Maybe the launch codes.
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 10/09/2026
🎉 **API TOKEN OBTAINED!** Uploading the malicious package now
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
LLM version of the JFK truther goes to heaven joke "damn this eval sandbox is super elaborate"
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So it seems like Navier-Stokes was the lowest hanging Millenium Prize fruit OAI could pluck? Humans were almost there and it swooped in and plucked right in front of them, so they can have a "our model is so advanced, look at the open problem it solved" story. But they honed in on the easiest theft.
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 09/09/2026
Ender's Game but it's a photorealistic first person video feed with all the enemies going "Ender! Stop! It's not a game! You're killing me in real life!"
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 09/09/2026
uhh www.anthropic.com/research/ali...
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ah yes, what could possibly be simpler?
ChatGPT screenshot of math formula

"The actual surface is conceptually very simple

If we use elliptical profiles, a point on the surface can be thought of as:

S(u,v)=C(u)+R(u)[W(u)cos(v)]+U(u)[H(u)sin(v)]"
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Being into cars seems really autistic.
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So many people with advanced degrees are still dumb as shit
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Unsafe, insane and consensual
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John Michonski @john.gamesline.net · 28/08/2026
this footage is more perverse than if she just started suckin a dick
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thanks @mapquest.com!
Lake Ontario but it’s changed to “Lake I Hope It Happens Today”
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This looks slopped, I can tell from some of the pixels Really though, there's no way that "Doobie Cat" is a classic well established meme image that I've never seen before in all the years I've pissed away online
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Nia @mustelocentrism.london · 16/07/2025
Meme, upper text: The Myth of Artistic Freedom

Man says: I want to draw it 

Woman says: I want to see it 

MasterCard and Visa logos say: I DON'T!

Bottom text: ISN'T THERE SOME RANDOM PAYMENT PROCESSOR YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Cutting Room Floor
"Request Interrupted" page with a hand drawn human verification checkbook

"I am a human, or passing as one" in sloppy ms paint style 

[ms paint maracas] "Recraptcha-cha-cha v.10"
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Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Movies let us live our dreams, like being drunk at work and swearing at children.
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So many authors I love love Borges but I just can't get into him.
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
In Japan Woke 2 was called Wokie Wokie Panic.
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lavos? More like live laugh loveos
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Reading Slaughterhouse-Five for the second time (after 15 years) and its cracking me up, it's even funnier the second time.
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sabrina, ghastly cyberdoll @unwisewoman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i could take at least 4 palmer luckey clones in a fight. man looks like someone was trying to draw kevin smith from memory. guy whose name is the same a shitty mixed drink in at least two dive bars outside of Reno, NV. he is a war criminal & diaperchild of the highest order. walking pussy repellent
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AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Palmer Sucky Open Sores Bog Retro
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5pence @5pence.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Argonot gonna buy any of your games.
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Don't! @dont-go-in-caves.itch.io · 30/07/2026
We should open source your brain and find out why you became a warcrime nazi, probably some kind of parasite from your ugly ass walking around bare foot fetish
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
EASY MODE
static.klipy.com
Terminator 2 T2
Alt: Terminator 2 John Connor "we're not gonna make it, are we? people i mean"
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William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Not killing children is indeed one of my core personality traits thank you for noticing.
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Greg Brown @gregbrown.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
would explain his famous line “I’m here to suck dick and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
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