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Dave who says BOO

@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
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WARNING! I am a real Florida Man. If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 2h
Daredevil. S1 E2 It’s an homage to Old Boy, but it is awesome. youtu.be/B66feInucFY?...
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Marvel's Daredevil | Hallway Fight Scene [HD] | Netflix
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 7h
I’ve yet to land a Julie. I’ve never been popular.
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Jen , the MT liberal bird lady @liberal-jen.bsky.social · 7h
No, you aren't using generative AI for "good". Using AI to create, post, and promote progressive causes doesn't make the usage good. You're using stolen art, and you're feeding the fucking machine.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 9h
I was always suspicious, but the latest post leaves no doubt. Democrat Cats uses AI. A lot.
Screenshot of the homepage of Democrat cats. Many of their photos and videos are created using AI. Don’t use AI. Not if you can avoid it.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 12h
Want some salt? Na
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 13h
Oops. Misgendered an asshole.
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SFDB @sfdb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another Daily Dose Of Humanity... "An unlikely healer outside the Roswell Park Cancer Center in Buffalo has inspired, uplifted and encouraged patients in his role. One breast cancer survivor found a special way to thank him — a day at a Buffalo Bills game he won’t forget." via CBS Evening News
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So many big “Democrat” accounts post AI slop. That tells me a lot.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s two minutes!
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made an impulse buy that arrived today. As soon as it is fully charged, you will see video. Because of course it does shit.
A hallmark Christmas ornament featuring Han Solo, Princess Leia, Chewbacca, C-3PO, and Darth Vader. Han is being prepared to be frozen and carbonized.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I heard my cats making a little bit of a ruckus in the kitchen, so I came in. Rescued a poor Cuban Anole who had lost his tail in the fight. Got him outside. Those lizards should be building a statue of me, I’ve saved so many. 
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me from this morning would like to thank me from last night for having the foresight to make sure that a bowl of Sativa was packed and ready to smoke this morning. Good job.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We have had our cats for 10 years, and the female still runs halfway across the room when I sneeze. She then stares at me as if I called her a cocker spaniel. 
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Dr. Merri 🐸 @merri24.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am going to hunt down this brewery and buy every can 😎
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@laurajedeed.bsky.social Hey there. I know you’re on break but i thought you should know that Hegseth made a speech and is purging the top 20% of the top brass. Hope you’re having an amazing time. You deserve a break.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well then. Apparently asking men to be accountable for what they say is bringing me some blocks. All by accounts with distinctly male names. How very strange. 
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let me get this straight. If I don’t watch the revamp version of Endgame, Doomsday won’t make any sense? 
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Jen , the MT liberal bird lady @liberal-jen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good grief, he's funny. Prezzy Trump!!
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Besides revealing that he’s a Caitlin Clark fan, please remember that Jack Smith said he had enough evidence against Trump to take to court and win. That evidence was suppressed by the administration. Eyes on the prize, not the smoke.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If there was a zombie apocalypse, my kids college would be ideal. Self-contained campus, first two floors are parking garages with ramps. Third floor has at least 5000sqft of open space to grow crops. Easily defended, great base of operations and survival. Yeah, I’m a little high. So what?
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really hope that everyone who has Billy Joe Armstrongs phone number sends him a wake-up text today, and I hope he gets those messages every day for the rest of his life. That’ll teach him.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, men. When a woman posts about how fed up she is, just hit the like button. Any response you make that includes the words “not all men” or “misandry repulses me” means you’re making this about you. It’s not. Is it?
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My kid only has one in-person college class this semester. Since they aren’t driving yet, I’m the taxi. It’s further from the house than I’d like, so these days, I wait for 1.5hrs in a shaded parking lot. Gummies and audiobooks for the win.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bad news, guys. Greenday won’t wake up.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did someone wake up Greenday?
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Dungeon Crawler Carl @dungeon-carl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
in this house! #DungeonCrawlerCarl #FantasyAdventure #BookRecommendations #IndieAuthors
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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A reminder that if you see someone stealing baby supplies in a grocery store YOU DIDN’T SEE A DAMN THING.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only time I go on YouTube is for a movie trailer or a DIY video. I don’t really know how to use the site for any kind of entertainment. I’ve never fallen down a rabbit hole there because I’m not there long enough. That and I despise most video entertainment because it lowers my IQ.
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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought we were supposed to be against AI, not using it for cheap likes.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nothing to see here, just a routine purge of the top leadership of the military who doesn’t agree with civilian leadership. That’s normal, right? We may be fucked.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve lived in Florida for most of my life. This account shows a lot of videos of stuff that I’ve seen growing up on the beaches. Much better perspective though. Definitely worth a follow. 
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Pete Hegseth wants to get rid of all of the officers who are more competent than he is in the military, he’s gonna need to fire more than 20%. 
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck me, I saved a draft by accident. Delete delete delete.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, even Democrats wanna make money from insider trading, I guess. Vote them all out. No one with the net worth of more than $10 million should be allowed to serve in Congress. All financial transactions while in Congress must be monitored by a committee. There is so much corruption. 
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Block all rape apologists.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Women ate allowed to go to parties. They are allowed to get drunk. Men are not allowed to drug and rape them.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No Discover. No Popular With Friends. No Videos. Who broke BlueSky today?
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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 30/09/2026
Ed Sheeran Spends Entire Tiny Desk Concert Performance Crying Under Desk www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/ed-sh...
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Ed Sheeran Spends Entire Tiny Desk Concert Performance Crying Under Desk — Hollywood Time$
This week’s Tiny Desk Concert was brought to an abrupt halt after Ed Sheeran threw down his microphone, hid under the desk, and began to weep uncontrollably. Sheeran’s performance was meant to drum up...
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The more I learn about Steve Schmitt and his career as a prosecutor and a state attorney general, the more convinced I am that conservatives are just fucking stupid. There really is no other excuse. They’re weird and dumb and shouldn’t run a lap, much less a nation.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Muted someone for putting the word “bread” after “naan”. I will do the same for “fish” after “Tuna”.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He had a poster and everything.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it bad when you cough so hard that you see stars and when you open your eyes, you’re high as fuck?
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember that one morning when I had the media pitch me as a potential VP but then that afternoon I stepped on my dick on national television. Boy, what a day.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Other states besides Texas with voter registration deadlines over the next 7 days: Arkansas, Arizona, Alaska, Florida, Georgia, Indiana , Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Rhode Island, Tennessee, South Carolina.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I drove myself to the hospital while having a heart attack for this very reason.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I found out that someone has an alt/kink account when they posted some AI slop. I blocked them, they blocked me right back (as is proper) but a second account with a similar @ also blocked me. Trust me, I don’t care what you’re into as long as it’s not AI.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even if this works out exactly as he says, who fucking cares? It’s Iowa.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seeing a lot of posts about medical bills here. I’ve had some form of medical debt, either from me or my children, for the past 18 years. No matter what, I’m always in debt to some medical provider or another. My own pills cost me more than $1k a year. I need them to stay alive. America sucks.
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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m on a shitposting streak.
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