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dead man walking

@flex-carmichael.bsky.social
109 followers 648 following 417 posts

Twitter refugee, He/Him, I'm gonna use this shit to scream into the void so feel no obligation to follow me, not much substance to be found here

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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Angel Pigeon 💙 @localpigeon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's 1984, the Gremlins is coming out, there is a war in Iran, Israel is bombing Lebanon, a mentally declining 70+ year republican is President. It's 2026, a Gremlins movie is coming out, there is war in Iran, Israel is bombing Lebanon, and a mentally declining 70+ year old Republican is President.
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hearing the words "barbie peptides" & "tan maxxing" on a segment for my local news station makes me wanna blow my shit shmoove off
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
almost forgot to hit my bi-annual "me & who?" post
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Squeakuel
4 panel comic in which an offscreen chef tries to slip diarrhea into a customer's burger by adding it to various parts of the meal including the lettuce, the bun, the sesame seeds, and then the plate it's served on.  When questioned on this, the chef stoically responds, "Everyone is going to eat diarrhea in 10 years"
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image
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GD (Mima Spooky Season) @mrgamerdude.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok so I just recently found where that sad Mario render came from and oh my god lmao
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the negative reinforcement inside my skinner box:
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Gordon Little @gord.games · 18/09/2026
My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social)
A photo cake with the Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake.The Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake via photoshop.
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Ljot Swanhild @ljotswanhild.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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confettie! @spacebeer.net · 02/09/2026
news
US map with a Skeleton burning in hell overlayed on it. NYC is marked with a puppy and a rainbow
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm so proud of Sony for putting together a State of Play in spite of this
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lmaooo
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PERK SOCIETY CRYPTO BULLSHIT???? thought it was some hacked art account but it's a 4 day old account with damn near 90k followers that i mysteriously had followed + opted into post notifications @bsky.app EXPLAIN!?!?!?!?
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Bryce B @brycebucher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
thinking about when i was in highschool and i emailed the company that produces donkey ollie to get free dvds. They would just give you 15 for free to pass around to friends and churches and stuff. I still have them all.
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Yan @probablyyan.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i know youre not supposed to use anything external while playing big walk. but i got a pretty good reaction out of sticking my phone to the mic & broadcasting my pokemon pocket pack rip onto the radio. forcing anyone with a walkie-talkie to hear my reaction as i pulled a foil card
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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Meme comic with two columns

1. My parents in their 30s

A blond bearded man and a blond woman look at a (ClipArt) house, and saying "We should probably consider an extension if we're gonna have a fourth child"

2. Me in my 30s

A similar yet distinct blond bearded man is by himself, looking at the gigantic Madoka and Homura plushes from the quoted posted and saying: "I'll never financially recover from this purchase"
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
baller widget
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RX @rxnfs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Random realization: We are now less than 12 hours away from getting the 4K60FPS remaster of this GIF, and everyone who just read this post now feels the original pain of said GIF. You're welcome. If I have to realize this, you're all suffering with me.
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Old Snake Metal Gear
ALT: Old Snake Metal Gear
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
gotta run this double feature tonight to honor the goat
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 27/08/2026
To honor Tim Curry's memory, we are making Brütal Legend FREE on Itch.io, for 666 minutes: itch.io/s/199277/the...
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Brütal Legend | The Tainted Coil shall rule forever! by Double Fine Productions
A sale by Double Fine Productions, 100% off Brütal Legend
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 25/08/2026
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
damn my whole feed is making sure i don't miss the news. rest in peace queen
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I promise I have some new pieces to show very soon!
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
tails, buddy, i know she's a tall glass of water but CHILL
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Television used to MEAN something in this country. 🧐
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Cartoon Mario 69❄️ @bombeiropaisano.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i guess gen z does age like dogshit, cause co-workers keep thinking i'm in my mid 30's when i'm not close to leaving my 20's.
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Smiling Friends Fade Away
ALT: Smiling Friends Fade Away
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neco🐾suke @necosuke.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
HONDA FUSION (1986–1997, 2003–2007) With its relaxed low-and-long form, plush seat, windscreen, and trunk, the Honda Fusion stood out as the pioneer of big scooters. #vehicle #bike #bikergirl #motorcycle #art #illustration #graffiti
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SunnyIsOnline @sunnyisonline.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Kids Are Smoking Nether Wart. #minecraft #b3d
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
TIME TO TAKE A PISS
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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bee @micenest.xyz · 15/08/2026
someone had to do it
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
commenting "lamborghini mercy" on every post until i get banned from the lambo subreddit
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback
A Subaru Outback painted like a trout
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yellowsoilnto15 #ZavokSweep @yellowsolinto15.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Biologicaly designed a mii specifically designed to fit into those animal costumes i barley use. be nice to her
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netscape-navigator.bsky.social @netscape-navigator.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the first airborne prototype did not fare well
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˖⁺ ☁⋆ ୭ 🕊.⋆。⋆༶⋆˙⊹ @winter.etheirys.social · 08/08/2026
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big walk true
ALT: big walk true
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Ori @oraclesarts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Piranha Pants
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Killer7Friday @killer7friday.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
flash warning
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
fih
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dead man walking @flex-carmichael.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i think tar & feathering is very cool actually (this is a trailer btw the flipper should kill themselves)
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 15/07/2026
November 22, 1963
a drawing of the procession right before JFK was assassinated but everyone is minions
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RainDing 🌧 @raindingrandom.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Did you know that the voice in the infamous Klasky Csupo logo was a preset from an old text-to-speech program on Macintosh computers? You know what that means. #VideoEdits
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Joy🏳️‍⚧️ 又 ($1,396/3,000) @joy.sprouts.social · 12/07/2026
Long ago when the four nations lived in harmony.
Game cube, Dreamcast, Xbox, PlayStation 2 signage at a 2001 convention
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