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@yomamajonesy.bsky.social
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My name is Timothy Dean Sweeney or Tim Sweeney for short! I am the CEO and founder of Epic Games, creator of such epic games like Unreal Tournament and Fortnite! Have an epic day!

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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 1h
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Fortnitefangamer72 @fortnitefangamer72.bsky.social · 2h
Jonesy.... Don't fucking Move........
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 20h
asked nephew if he wanted to watch harry potter and he started laughing his ass off and said "FUCK 🗣 NO 🗣" my bro raised him right 🥹
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#tf2
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
farbtoner
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
parp
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Poop not included in Nintendo Switch 2
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
toby fox out here acting like he did a damn thing
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i can fix jk rowling. just give me 30 minutes with her.
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i knew this guy named Gabe once
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I actually applied to be a part of Planet Dolan once, I got rejected but after seeing what happened with everyone Heh... I guess I got the better end of the deal. 😎
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
how i always lose u in these woods
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
someone told me I'm not a real glitch productions fan... feeling a bit sad now... 😟
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lowkey i think mr beast is a bad influence on the kids.
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bitches who sneeze
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW SLANG DROPPED: when u see something cool you say "this shit rubs nips"
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HEAD EXPLODES 🗣 JIM CARRY 🗣 EAT A BEAR 🗣 LEMON PEE 🗣 HEAD EXPLODES 🗣 JIM CARRY 🗣 EAT A BEAR 🗣 LEMON PEE 🗣 ‼️BETSY ROSS‼️
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mamdanfango
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tried out this one burger joint near me that ai generated thumbnails for all their food. i had the double dumper special and was served by this guy who lowkey looked like @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social you. anyway burger was cold and rubbery but i got to watch some mom beat her kids in the store so win
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ok... yomamajonesy vs @davepsi.bsky.social who tf winning
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#itneverends
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the most useless lifeform of them all: professional twitch streamers
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ALL YOU NEED IS KURARARA @houraisan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dude, does anyone else remember when he said this!!!!!!!!!! #epic #leftism #juchethought
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
went to the gas station to pick up some zyn and a celsius and saw a mob of like 8 kids surrounding some passed out drunk guy and ripping out all his hair. his ass hair too. I blame ai.
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@leb8da.lnan.site favorite simpson moment. go.
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i hope tyler the creator gets to meet me someday
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GOTCHA!
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Skales' Stash of Fatties @skalesstash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spooky month is almost here! You know what that means!
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We miss you. We love you, dad. We miss you. We love you dad. We miss you.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I dont know who needs to hear this but, pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things 🙄
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i'm live on twitch! www.twitch.tv/swelltimegpool
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DREAMS WEEK! Day 5 of Learning How to Make a Game in DREAMS | !links | Streaming dreams.
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In 2006 I watched a man get dragged away into an alleyway and did nothing about it. #awkward #memories
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
people need to give bio-broly a chance.
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Fudgie B. @jinjo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me after one sip of monster energy drink
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tall, Tall Mountain Star 3 Scary ‘Shrooms, Red Coins
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@led0f15.saeeda.site smash or pass Kill la Kill?
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
call me samus cause im #starving
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all that for a nugget of poop.
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too is smoking on what he's created?
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@pbs.org give me a TV show please
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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PoloBlue @therealpoloblue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cool iconic new character of sorts
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Copyright on nintendo games should only last 5 seconds
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In a past life, I was an orb weaver spider.
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Whos up poopin with they butt?
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@lila856a.bske.social when we smashing? 😘🤪😜
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yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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