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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦

@dougielombax.bsky.social
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Irish. Neurodivergent. 27. Autistic. ADHD. RSD. Twin. He/They/We Queer. VERY Bisexual. Not cis/questioning. Nervous wreck. MA in history. Former student. Anti-fascist. Aspiring jester. Human, Tiefling & Merb Hybrid. Shapeshifter. Mostly Harmless.

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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 4h
The straw that broke the camel’s blog.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 7h
I don’t know what a Malfoid is, I don’t want to know and I refuse anything to do with it.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 9h
Just finished watching Coyote vs Acme I LOVED it! Funny as hell and brilliantly put together. To think that WB tried to wipe this film from existence for a fucking tax write-off! For shame!
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 10h
Dennis Hastert is dead and he’s going straight to hell.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 10h
Just read the new (and sadly last) Canon Fodder.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wonder if there are any other meteorology, research and conservation aligned umbrella groups like the NOAA. Oddly specific, I know.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My dad brought home a bunch of conkers from France. Not sure why.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just had a bath.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man teaches his parrot to say “Our strength serves as a luminous sun towards which all intelligence blossoms, and the impervious shelter beneath which it will prosper.” Amazing. *THIS NEVER HAPPENS*
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just took the trash out.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks for the 1k followers.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just saw the new monkey wrench episode. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But who IS Julie?! Is she related to Judy? (No we aren’t gonna talk about Judy)
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looking for a Dracula statue with shades for Halloween. Yes this is because of Dracula Flow! (THIS SHIT AIN’T NOTHIN TO ME MAN!)
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*runs through a forest in a hazmat suit in the outskirts of a black site while alarms blare in the distance accompanied by Mozart’s Marriage of Figaro Overture* “Shit! SHIT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!!!”
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Ockeroid @ockeroid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Monkey Wrench Episode 6 Original Soundtrack: ockeroid.bandcamp.com/album/monkey...
Monkey Wrench Episode 6 OST Cover
Close up of Dead Eye
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looking forward to this one. I’ll share my thoughts once I’ve seen it.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spamton Cult who believe that the world will end when the Pipis hatches. Idk
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ll be watching the new episode of Monkey Wrench later today once it drops.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Somehow I missed that part 3 of Still Midnight released a few days ago. I’m listening to it now.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ONE THOUSAND FOLLOWERS!!!!!!! REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had an optician appointment. Gonna need new glasses. I’ve got them ordered. Since my previous ones vanished with no explanation.
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Zeurel @zeurel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Make stuff. For the love of all that there is, please just keep making stuff! Doesn't matter if it's bad, good etc. Just *keep* making stuff.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kaufmo still looks like a bowling pin
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They’ll put anything in Fortnite!
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t know what to do for Halloween.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October now.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They’re the same picture. Each a showcase of media or powerbrokers manipulating facts and truth to suit their own ends.
I THINK COOLSVILLE SUCKSThat one scene from MGS2The Master Chief repelling a terrorist attack on Biko, manipulated to look like he started it.COMPNOR stooges explaining the manufactured narrative to explain the empire’s justification for seizing the planet Ghorman to mine its resources.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m at counselling after work tomorrow.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jax would listen to Rabbit Junk.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My digital circus plushies arrived today. Ribbit, Kaufmo and Bubble.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Naturally, idiots are blaming The Woke for Activision and Microsoft screwing over and gutting 343 Industries/Halo Studios. All because some online grifters told them to do so! Again! You know. Because they’re fucking stupid.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus CHRIST Cornell University!
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do wish we got to see the rest of Anaru Kawiti’s paintings. I’m sure some fan artist will fill in the blanks of that inferred lore eventually. Maybe.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“We have real issues to worry about.” Oh I’m sorry god forbid people focus on multiple things at once! Even if they do seem comparatively trivial. Stupid geese!
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like I’ve missed something again but I don’t know what.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Activision. Don’t you fucking dare!
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am too old, too tired, and too jaded for this shit.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Very windy today.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Babylonian kings would conquer towns, cities or villages on the Euphrates and afterwards be calling themselves things like Divinely Appointed Supreme God Emperor of All the World and The Entire Known Universe.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have ordered a few more digital circus plushies. (Pomni, Bubble, Kaufmo, Ribbit and the Gloink Queen if you’re wondering)
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I agree entirely. I get tired of hearing punching down humour really quickly. And so many people today are deeply poisoned by irony, buried so heavily in it that you can’t even tell when they’re being sincere. And it makes them into real shitheads. Ghastly fuckers. I’ve seen it a lot.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m fine. It’s just these technical issues on Bluesky’s end. That’s all.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Upstream timeout! Of COURSE!!! How predictably inevitable! For shame.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Overheard at work (many times). “You DO know that sharks are older than trees, right?” He was very eager to remind people of this. Not judging, I just found it funny how often it happened.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never mind. Looks like it might take a while.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait. I think it’s working again. I think.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What do you mean “server issues”? Come on, Bluesky! Get your shit together.
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And it looks like Bluesky is having another Moment again! I swear it sometimes feels like this website runs on a combination of potato batteries, goat milk, prayer wheels, steam-powered doohickeys, malt liquor, cocaine and experimental energy drinks. Fuck’s sake!
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DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t like punching down okay. It’s not funny!
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