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Ivan

@ivanhyena.bsky.social
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why do wind turbines look kinda ugly but old windmills and radio telescopes look beautiful?
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nextfanvn @nextfan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Quạt vuông gắn tường NFAN-68CSA (trực tiếp) tối ưu Việc lựa chọn thiết bị thông gió không chỉ cần quan tâm đến hiệu suất tạo gió mà còn phải phù hợp với diện tích và cách bố trí công trình. Xem thêm: nextfan.vn/san-pham/qua... #NextFan, #Quạt_gắn_tường, #QUẠT_VUÔNG_GẮN_TƯỜNG_NFAN-68CSA_(trực_tiếp)
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Guys, I think hotel California is about aliens - guy in the California desert sees a light and visits a compound full strange people who hear voices from far away, and are programmed to receive. They also can’t leave.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I can disappoint you in so many new exciting ways.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m not stupid. I’m misunderstood. And stupid.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Why yes job posting. I would love to be paid 1700 Albanian Leks to the hour.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Alright. Now time to buy a huge amount of beans and rice.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Bread is technically a type of expanding foam
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Starting to think my male friends ghost me when they realize I’m not straight.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Maybe one day I’ll feel like a person
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Highlights of Vancouver so far
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It’s very healing to visit a place where there are people your age
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh hey. Going to Canada on Canada day. This should be fun
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I bet all the fighting in the Middle East is because psytrance stopped being cool.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I’m in so much pain. This can’t be life.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Maybe I just want one opportunity to say “the jig is up” in my life.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
New hobby: going on grindr and making fun of guys with dicks bigger than mine
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Stealing Yeoman
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My life is like that twilight zone episode where eveyone is gone. Only for forty hours a week I get isekaid to a land where I have to work a thankless retail job
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
My life is so small. I hate being here.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Why is my feed all politics? I follow people who draw sexy demons.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I’ve kinda accepted I’ll never have a romantic or sexual partner in life… but someone to talk to would be nice.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
My back is injured again and I want to die
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Oh baby, I can disappoint you in so many new and exciting ways.
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Dune poster that says they pay me in woims. is that even legal?
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I think I need to give up. This is it. This is all I get to experience.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I need me a boy with horns
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Reading neuromancer and a little upset at all the missed opportunities to make it gayer.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Nobody told me they discontinued cheese nips…
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
American humor is the mudanification of the perverse. British humor is the perversion of the mundane. This suggests a secret third type of humor where the normal remains normal.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
You know, they say be nice to people, it’s their first time being alive. I could swear I’ve met a few who were on playthough two or three.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My delusions are the only thing keeping me alive at this point
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I think I’m gonna see what they’ve been up to on i_r_c__. It’s been a long time but this modern internet is useless.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Hearing about the oyo empire. Always fighting with dahomies next door
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Guys, new frog just dropped
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Bouillon cubes are far better than I had been led to believe.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Wow. Making food with leftovers has the same energy as fixing something with a screw from the grandpa jar
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🔞 Bite Me 🔞 @brubiteof87.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
#Junilow and some bonding over potions testing
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I’m tired of being on my thirties. I’m tired all the time, always itchy, allergic to everything and I know it only gets worse from here
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Apparently while I’m all mopey and depressed everyone else is listening to vinyl records naked in the bathtub
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I’m tired but gotta make it to 34. Gotta outlive Jesus
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Might fuck around. Get into urban metal detecting
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Ah shit, overslept and missed the rapture
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Henrietta Lacks is the Amen Break of dna
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Badly Drawn Bears @badlydrawnbears.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Shorts? Shorts.
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
So the cesium in the shrimp thing, was that deliberate?
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I don’t get it. When does my adventure start? It’s just this forever?
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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I think I’m near the end of my rope, dunno what to do about it
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