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Pbshrink @pbshrink.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

He should bring a kite!

Troneras @cachodebaires.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Ah ok then the vikings navegated in a off shore ships

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jackinsanrafael.bsky.social @jackinsanrafael.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I love this debate! Go Norwegians!

tuckaduck.bsky.social @tuckaduck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Omg...a maga-got- in Norway???

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lillians @lillians.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

How to be..........BOORING!!!!!

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wiseolddog.bsky.social @wiseolddog.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

You row when the wind dies!

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Paparo @anthonypaparo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

This is the same type of guy who refuses to do the wave at baseball games, and I respect it

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The Sons of Ares @thesonsofares.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

What's Norwegian for "ackshually..."?

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ILoveJesus @whatisup849.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Literally holding on for dear life

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flotsamiam85.bsky.social @flotsamiam85.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

There's not always a wind. I am sure they didn't just sit and stare at each other during a calm.

tapdiggy.bsky.social @tapdiggy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

But where's the lie?

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kentkvalnes.bsky.social @kentkvalnes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Norwegian Vikings sailed, but they also had to row at times when the wind died down. As a Norwegian, he wasn't forced to row, but he looked ridiculous when he insisted on doing so in a fussy manner. WE Norwegians just laugh at that sort of thing, WE don't like to spoil the fun for the rest of us.

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Shay Griffiths @shaygriffiths.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Emil Anners Lappen

bisaknosp @bisaknosp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

he's literally me

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Reading the comments is the best part

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Deer Eating Popcorn

ALT: Deer Eating Popcorn

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Randy Donk @randydonk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

No, he is an American with a Norwegian shirt and had no clue at all why people do that rowing

Spartakus @cajn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

But they rowed when they got close to the shore!

ks762g.bsky.social @ks762g.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

好

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Campo Zeludi @schreibgarten.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Probably yes. #rowing

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Fullfres @fullfres.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

According to an interview, he's now feeling obligated to keep up the mask and not row at all. It doesn't seem to be too difficult for him, though

alex-holland8.bsky.social @alex-holland8.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Does he think Mexicans wave by standing in unison with their arms in the air? 🤣

Alex/Digital Geist 🎹 @digitalgeist.com · 10/07/2026

no this is mastodon behavior

Ancient @launcelot14.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The world loves a pedant. Well done sir.

chuckdemaestro.bsky.social @chuckdemaestro.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Who wants to be to pay a subscription for information like this good luck, like good luck from Taken, Liam Neeson’s probably going to torture and kill me right now. I’m sure 1000 years ago there was some rowing involved if the Vikings landed on North America prior to Columbus

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Bryan McAvoy @bryanmcavoy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

How do you say "well, actually..." in Norwegian?

FanosSlapVt @fanosslapvt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

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Spongebob Viking: Hinga Dinga Durgen!

ALT: Spongebob Viking: Hinga Dinga Durgen!

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Fábio Freeland @ffreeland.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

🎯

Minou Roufail @minouroufail.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

😂

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Jacob J Jacobson @jake-66.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

You win the internet. Hilarious.

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nattrueorigin3.bsky.social @nattrueorigin3.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

わかってしまうのか

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Saurabh Jaiswal @waitin4asi.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

No this guy has reddit acount

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boscobuddy.bsky.social @boscobuddy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Drumphf would hate this guy. He speaks the truth.

Lee Rowan 🐕 🐈‍⬛ 🌳 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🐉 🇺🇦🦇🪶🖋️ 🇺🇸 @leerowan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Well, he's right. The Vikings did both but nobody rowed all the way.

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anita the last vcr @saleintothe90s.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

if "but ackually" was a soccer fan.

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capn-spack-jarrow.bsky.social @capn-spack-jarrow.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I frisking love this pedantic energy.

@GermanCucumber @germancucumber1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

And I'm proud of him. 😁😂 Absolutely a bluesky user.

ch3ckm8! @n0sn0w.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

@paretooptimizer.bsky.social Who?

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dtgdahlia.bsky.social @dtgdahlia.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Good for him! Let him be!

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bskywatcher.bsky.social @bskywatcher.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I guess whatever floats your boat...

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quilterjude.bsky.social @quilterjude.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

There’s always one!

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Robin @tuesdaydreams.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

If he isn't, his energy is definitely here ahead of him... :)

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Egon Reinhardt @egonr.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Yes, I've heard it's @chicobarney.bsky.social

kwel @kwel8.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

😂😂

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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Don’t ask him about the horns on the helmet

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grumblenot.bsky.social @grumblenot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Big deal smh

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Tom Sellacar @tomsellacar.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

They did have oars and mostly rowed through the fjords and rivers. www.tiktok.com/@owen.oj/vid...

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Throwback Thursday to a few years ago rowing through the Norwegian fjords viking style. Such an amazing experience and stunning part of the world... people are all bloody beautiful too! I stayed in th...

TikTok video by Owen.OJ

doggy17.bsky.social @doggy17.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

He's got a point tbf

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“The only minority destroying America is the billionaires” @fckelnmskthnzbllnr.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I love him but omg stubborn Sven can be difficult to party with sometimes 😀

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ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman) @hatoriki.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Especially true considering he's factually incorrect

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kellydalstok.bsky.social @kellydalstok.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

People shouldn’t be pressured into joining in what everyone else is doing, regardless of the individual‘s reason. The Life of Brian comes to mind: Brian: You're all individuals! Crowd: Yes! We’re all individuals!

Şenol Onay @senolonay.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

If a Turk behaved like that, they would be declared a traitor and subjected to insults. Norwegians seem to be tolerant. Could someone in America take a stand against imperialism and global exploitation? 🤭🫣🙊

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pennadem.bsky.social @pennadem.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Is he the coxswain who yells row but doesn't touch the oars himself? LOL

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pennadem.bsky.social @pennadem.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

LOL. Sails only work when there's wind. Otherwise, you need another means of propulsion. I don't think the Norwegians could sail through the fjords. They rowed. BTW why am I and others even commenting on this? I like the fan & team rowing tradition. When or why it started doesn't matter.

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pennadem.bsky.social @pennadem.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

So what? It's one of those things fans after a game and it's fun. This guy needs to lighten up. BTW I don't get why he says rowing has nothing to do with Norway. History says otherwise. But he can do whatever he chooses. It isn't hurting anyone.

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Jan @countrygal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Seems there are fetterman's everywhere.

midwitmorality.bsky.social @midwitmorality.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Because he's an annoying cuck who starts every sentence with the word 'actually'

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TheAndroidLover @pruebaxdhuaweip7.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

@paretooptimizer.bsky.social yea I have one

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beeber55.bsky.social @beeber55.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

What a silly little polse

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PadstowWhis 〓〓 @padstowwhis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

😂

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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

“Iceland and Greenland are part of Norway.”

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bilobate.bsky.social @bilobate.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

qHow about 4pm Royal Oak Tabard Street London Bridge on Monday?

Big Dave From Philly @bigdavefromphilly.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Look how tense he is

Canadian Honours @canadianhonours.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

He is the Larry David of the Norwegians. He does not want to wear the ribbon in the AIDS awareness charity walk.

mimou06.bsky.social @mimou06.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

@paretooptimizer.bsky.social I do and I like it (texting from Twitter 2.0!!!)

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xas1020.bsky.social @xas1020.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

“@paretooptimizer.bsky.social: I know this guy has a Bluesky account.”

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Melissa Jo Peltier @melissjpeltier.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

😂😂😂

Lyin Tad @lyintad.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Are we really going down this rabbit hole today?

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Turai @turanja.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

He's a man of my heart.

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Aracnocat @aracnocat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

he could be any one of us!

JoseyRider @joseyrider.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

🤣 Probably.

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Master @mstfedd36.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

شاهد حسابي ربما يعجبك المحتوى.

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Ester @esteraxiom.mom · 10/07/2026

This dude is decades long into maintaining his own dwm port and is never going to upgrade his computer. He doesn't need to, though, he just browses the internet through Emacs to get more references for the period-accurate novel he's been workshopping since 2003. Full respect 🫡

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Xeynon @xeynon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I mean, they used oars. Led Zeppelin even said so.

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James Gilbert @jamesleegilbert.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Vel, faktisk...

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Peasant with questions @don-vochazer1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My first thought is why did all their ships have oars...for decoration? In this city the nfl teams does the tomahawk chop. Aren't many native Americans in the stadium. At least this befits the people doing it. If the guy doesn't want to go along with the crowd, just call him a rebel or a viking.

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Tom Delacroix @sccharlston716.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Ah yes he's the same guy from the IT Dept at work that reminds everyone at the employee monthly Birthday Cake event that Marie Antoinette never said let them eat cake.

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stuartitter.bsky.social @stuartitter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Bet he has a life long history of not being part of things.

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six63.bsky.social @six63.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Must be the coxswain!

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piggywig.bsky.social @piggywig.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

If you look up “Pedantic” in the dictionary, this guy’s picture is there. I don’t think pedants have a whole lot of fun.

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Richard Summerscales @rsummerscales.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Apparently you always find him in the kitchen at parties

TruelyEsoteric @truelyesoteric.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I too hate fun. Rock on my dude (by sitting):

tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

imagine being a rape and pillage truther

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Keith Herrell @keithherrell.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

"Actually, a balcony was never mentioned in Romeo and Juliet."

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Kobby phlakes Ghz @kobbyphlakesghz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Hi I'm Kobby phlakes Here let's connect. Follow for a massive Follow let's create a mutual connection here, Who's in ??????

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judgejeffries.bsky.social @judgejeffries.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

It’s not a good look for a country that openly supports the Vikings who are best known for raping and pillaging.

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texasguy48.bsky.social @texasguy48.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Most blueskyers don’t let facts lead decisions! Norway guy would not fit in!

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The Lush Kitch @thelushkitch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Oh. The intoxication of being technically right in order to justify being an ass. Nothing better

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A Hope Renewed @abetterfuture26.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

He is certainly is smug enough.

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Babaganoush O'Reilly @admiralbeefheart.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

What a Bjorn downer

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skeptic-n-popcorn.bsky.social @skeptic-n-popcorn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I bet he gets invited to ALL the fun parties.

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waqya.bsky.social @waqya.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Follow bsky.app/profile/waqy...

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Patronzo2 @patronzo2.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Ok..you’re in contention for Post of the Day

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Toolman @toolmania.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

They sailed, yes, but they also used oars. They sailed when there was wind, and they rowed when they didn't or they were in rivers. The vikings went everywhere.

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seacide @antiseacide.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Proof, contrary to popular belief, there are actually some normal people in Norway. Not many, but they do exist. Almost as rare as hens teeth, they are. Everyone else is a flag-waving fruitcake stuck in the 9th century rowing on a imaginary Swedish pirate boat. A bit odd. Definitely fruitcake-ish. 🥴

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Geoff @dontinnovate.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Actually…

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Mr Drinks @tequilaandweed.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

He’s like the one guy from WV who hates that Country Roads song. Btw it’s me.

carlallport.bsky.social @carlallport.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

All these extroverts here missing the point. Buddy here cbf explaining why your passive aggressive tribal conformism is wrecking his football experience so he comes up with an excuse to shut you tf up. Introverts relate.

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pwr2peeps.bsky.social @pwr2peeps.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If only this was the biggest issue we had to focus on…I hope he is enjoying the mind break… Are we sure he isn’t a cataloger? 😎

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Glyn Bach @llanfrancisco.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Peak Bluesky

EJP @ejpettinger.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

lol

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sheila56.bsky.social @sheila56.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Hilarious

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SwimmingInTheVoiD @swimminginthevoid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

good for him , dont be a conformist. he is supporting the team by being there. forcing people to play along is not something i believe we need to do to others. and he has his reasons..

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Robert MJ Thompson @wh0n0z.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

"I'm going to swim the English Channel, but first to greece!"

Janet Coleman @jelanie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

One like him in every crowd...my favorites!!

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rbspurs.bsky.social @rbspurs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

But they did row up the Seine. As well as sail.

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Haak B @haakb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Get him drunk enough and he will row better than anyone

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OkieYank @okieyank.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

For decades now, we have been in the age of, "I AM DIFFERENT! (And special and entitled, etc.)

ralphfarrugia.bsky.social @ralphfarrugia.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

@eriktheped

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Rev. Jennifer Gadberry-Hadrys @revjenniferg-h.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

We should find him, he seems like someone I would get along with.

Titan Uranus @titan-uranus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

It is my unironic belief that without people like him, society would crumble.

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jojo398.bsky.social @jojo398.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

😂👍

Barry @bazjitfc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Ah yes Norwegians. Mentioned to my Norwegian colleague how much I like their football shirts only to be told that the flag was factually incorrect…these two are probably related!

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ohjustatoltecmaybe.bsky.social @ohjustatoltecmaybe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Possibly a reddit account too.

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Sven Junghagen, PhD @junghagen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

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Edgardo Block @edgardoblock.eurosky.social · 10/07/2026

also bluesky: “OTOH, the gentleman is ignoring Bergen’s prominence in the Hanseatic League and the best way to manage for example the Øresund where the Danish weren’t necessarily friendly to the trade. Or in a fjord”

Martin @bigcoach.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Wait until he finds out that their forward isn’t actually on fire and the defence isn’t terrified ..

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biubay.bsky.social @biubay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

If there was no wind they may have put the paddles in? Wow, literal can sometimes be no fun! 😉😆

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paddyshill.bsky.social @paddyshill.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I think there was a good deal of rowing to,

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thebardofbards.bsky.social @thebardofbards.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Bet this dude is really fun at office parties

Bob S H @bobshill98.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My maternal grandparents emigrated from Norway to the US, and honestly this rune-fonted cute-pagan stuff bugs me. And also Viking Cruise Line bothers me. You know there's a reason why the cities on Europe's rivers had to fortify themselves in the early Middle Ages, right?