Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Event Horizon. Sam Neill is only human actor. Beaker plays the captain who gouges his plastic eyes out and utters ‘Liberate tuteme ex inferis’ but it’s all meeps. Clifford plays Laurence Fishburnes character as Kermit does not have the swagger.static.klipy.comLaurence Fishburne in Event Horizon: I'm DoneALT: Laurence Fishburne in Event Horizon: I'm Done 010
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hold my beerstatic.klipy.comGhostbusters: Sigourney Weaver as Dana Barrett & ZuulALT: Ghostbusters: Sigourney Weaver as Dana Barrett & Zuul 000
Reposted by JeffByline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026🔴 Jason Arday: The Story Behind the Story of The Times' 'Impossible Data' The newspaper of record failed to distinguish between corrections & retractions in the work of the late Cambridge University academic, fuelling the media storm that engulfed him. Special Investigation by @nafeez.bsky.social:bylinetimes.comJason Arday: The Story Behind the Story of The Times’ ‘Impossible Data’The newspaper of record failed to distinguish between corrections and retractions in the work of the late Cambridge University academic, fuelling the media firestorm that engulfed him 9242120
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 07/09/202611 days ago Jason Arday resigned, saying he was at his limits. The press wrote 188 more articles. 9 days later Jason Arday was found dead. Enough is enough: Demand an urgent inquiry into the role the media had on his death: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/de...you.38degrees.org.ukSign the petition: demand an inquiry into the culture of the press after Jason Arday's death!Tragically, Professor Jason Arday has died after a vicious and deeply personal campaign of press attacks over the last few weeks. The Government must urgently launch an inquiry into the culture and b... 010
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Academics have to put up with a lot of shit, but I have never felt so incensed. This is the straw that has broken the camels back after years of micro aggressive weight. This is an ideological war. Pick your side. 010
Reposted by JeffAcademic Chatter @academic-chatter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My two work modes: 1) This is amazing 2) I'm quitting everything 0274
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Uk right wingers: immigrants need to be explicitly told about consent, women’s rights & public decency! Home office: we are sending this booklet to every British man aged between 18-65, want one? Uk right wingers: oh, I don’t need one Home office: you sure? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukAsylum seekers told rape and harassment illegal in UK in new Home Office bookletThe nine-page booklet covers issues including respect in public, sex and consent, and gender equality. 000
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 16/08/202611 days ago Jason Arday resigned, saying he was at his limits. The press wrote 188 more articles. 9 days later Jason Arday was found dead. Enough is enough: Demand an urgent inquiry into the role the media had on his death: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/de...you.38degrees.org.ukSign the petition: demand an inquiry into the culture of the press after Jason Arday's death!Tragically, Professor Jason Arday has died after a vicious and deeply personal campaign of press attacks over the last few weeks. The Government must urgently launch an inquiry into the culture and b... 000
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 07/05/2026BBC: spending shitloads of money on David at 100 celebrations David Attenborough: passing away just before his 100th bday 010
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Share an iconic horror film shotmedia.tenor.coman orange pumpkin with a black face is on a black background .ALT: an orange pumpkin with a black face is on a black background . 030
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 27/03/2026#thronesdaymedia.tenor.comDoom Not Amused GIFALT: Doom Not Amused GIF 020
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 24/03/2026What's the perfect GIF for your BlueSky persona?media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is drinking a cup of coffee from a mug that says ' jacobs ' on itALT: a man in a suit and tie is drinking a cup of coffee from a mug that says ' jacobs ' on it 020
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 12/02/2026This guy is a billionaire, founder of a chemical company & co-owns Man Utd. He falsely claimed that the U.K. pop. grew by 12m since 2020 (that is over twice the population of Scotland, 4 x Wales). Perhaps the *checks notes* billionaire businessman got his % wrong-or spending too much time on X 🤡 030
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Fair play; I hope we only see Jared Leto’s gormless mug as a backstory before being skelified; and hilarious if they got a voice actor so that Leto is just an acting puppet (ie. Darth Vader) 020
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 05/01/2026No Morgan freeman quote gif: but this will do ☠️media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is covering his mouth with his hand and says oops .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is covering his mouth with his hand and says oops . 010
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 04/01/2026King Charles can’t wage war on another country; he’s powerless. He can get angry at a pen though-just saying guys 🇬🇧🤷♂️ #nokingsmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a piece of paper in front of him with the letter er on itALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a piece of paper in front of him with the letter er on it 020
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Conan be like: why does this crazy s*it always happen on my dates? 000
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025When you make tea in a microwave @yorkshiretea.bsky.social ☕️🇬🇧 020
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I like the idea that the hounds of tindalos are make up of polygonals; like being hunted by a creature from a PS1 dimension 030
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 19/11/2025What’s your hometown slop? Oh god-the list is endless & heart stopping-but mainly involves unholy things done to pizza 130
Reposted by JeffMartin Rowson @martinrowson.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Latest Graun toon www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comMartin Rowson on Elon Musk’s new pay package – cartoonTesla’s shareholders have approved a $1tn pay package for Musk, putting him on course to be the world’s first trillionaire 43014
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Dr Frankenstein: ok, we are running out of time & parts, let’s just stitch it up & get this thing juiced up Egor: *mutters-you spent too long on perfecting the butt cheeks.. Dr F: you what?… Egor: *raising table-nothing.. 010
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 16/11/2025The only incredibly dangerous thing in this video is the electric vehicle that can do 0-60mph in the space of a cricket pitch 🤷♂️ 010
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 29/10/2025#International Animation Daymedia.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of a wolf and a cat walking in the darkALT: a cartoon drawing of a wolf and a cat walking in the dark 062
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Adverts should be representative of traditional British families 010
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Didn’t stop Nick Furymedia.tenor.coma man with a black eye patch on his eyeALT: a man with a black eye patch on his eye 000
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 19/10/2025If you see this, post a chefmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a man in a chef 's hat and apron saying hello there children hey chefALT: a cartoon of a man in a chef 's hat and apron saying hello there children hey chef 010
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Who’s your favorite reoccurring (that is not part of the regular cast but kept showing up) sitcom character?media.tenor.coma group of people are standing in a room with the words like the beard written in the cornerALT: a group of people are standing in a room with the words like the beard written in the corner 020
Reposted by JeffAnarchy Goose @anarchygoose.northsky.social · 29/09/2025If you see this, quote repost with a GIF of your first ever animemedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a woman in a red suit with the letter o on her armAlt: Asuka Neon Genesis Evangelion screaming and clutching her eye as she thrashes around in her cockpit. She is having a bad time. 1212
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 24/09/2025With all the feeds about Jimmy Kimmel & Disney at the moment; this is what I’m dealing with atm: 000
Jeff @jeff-barrie.bsky.social · 16/09/2025🪽🪽Robert Redford 1936-2025 🪽🪽media.tenor.coma man with a beard is standing next to a river holding a camera .ALT: a man with a beard is standing next to a river holding a camera . 000
