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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Always a Wedding Guest and never an Ancient Mariner, when do I get to tell my tale?
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If you want to understand people , learn about dogs
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I am trying to perfect the 15 minute relationship: we met, we talked for a bit and never saw each other again.
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Graham Platner(probably): Some of my Reddit posts were really good.
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It’s Sunday so I get to see all the Ethiopians dressed up for church. #blessed
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A big part of my diet is getting rid of the five second rule
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Billion dollar idea: Dining Sheets for when you want to eat in bed
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Somehow I have watched every Resident Evil movie without ever thinking any of them are good
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I never had a teacher believe in me like this.
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It’s very strange they only teach you about Latin America if you take Spanish class.
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
If the left truly understands capitalism why dont they fund the revolution with strategic investment?
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Sometimes i want to plagiarize an author just so the world could see what the book would look like with proper grammar
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A paranoid schizophrenic just asked me if i saw “the white SUV?” I said Yes and then added i thought it was an unmarked white van. I am not schizophrenic but I sympathize with his unease about unmarked vans. Reality has caught up to the paranoid.
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Whenever you write something, ask yourself: does the reader hate reading?
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Why did we stop worshipping the sun? Everyone agrees it’s real, it helps us daily, objectively a pretty good deity.
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The anxiety of seeing an angry man shouting abuse vs The relief of seeing he is on the phone
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
As I write, highly civilized human beings are working hard, trying to kill all life on Earth
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Cool new bands is my love language
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Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Talking about that Saturday morning beer
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Someone needs to give a TED talk about how to be normal
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I’ve tried giving up and i am all out of ideas
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The world is dying. The world is being murdered not by evil people but by algorithms. Millions of years of evolution destroyed to turn a zero into a one.
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I can sympathize with anyone but if you want approval, it’s conditional. Don’t say stupid shit and expect me to clap.
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Where I come from, a sweater is considered formal wear suitable for weddings and court appearances.
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Im not old, Im chronodivergent and you should respect chronodiversity, normie
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I’ve always been a liberal but we are in a time where liberalism is radical; to return to rule of law requires opposing the entire state apparatus: the courts, the cops, the oligarchs. There is no legitimate government to obey.
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Im starting to think global warming is a conspiracy. Not that a shadowy cabal has created a global hoax but that a shadowy cabal really wants the earth to warm and the ecosystem to die.
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The entire tech industry: You need a password of 12 characters, one capitalized, one numeric, one emoji and one square root of a prime number. Also: Do you want me to save the password so anyone can click through?
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Being nice to other people is a great way to kill tim.
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Pasta is deconstructed dumplings
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Defund the SCOTUS
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
American politics has been so depressing that I am focusing my attention on glob warming because I want to be depressed by something else for a change
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I am 5’11” but on the inside I am 5’10”
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Nothing scarier than a politically ambitious widow
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
What if culture is not a renewable resourc?
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Acting as if murderers are fascinating people whose personalities and manifestos and memes must studied is a bad ideas.
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Once again I am asking that Male Pattern Baldness be recognized as a disability
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2025
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
New Horst Wessel dropped
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Id pray for Charlie Kirk but God knows when i am insincere
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Well I hope I don't die too soon I pray the lord my soul to save Oh I'll be a good boy, I'm trying so hard to behave Because there's one thing I know, I'd like to live Long enough to savor That's when they finally put you in the ground I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
As ads become more targeted they become increasingly insulting. Is this ad for everyone or does the algorithms think Im fat?
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
It’s 2025. Why can’t I give a single thank?
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Id talk to more schizophrenics if it were easier to stop talking to schizophrenics
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Some of the people most impressed by social media have never experienced a society in person.
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
If it wasn’t for self medication I wouldn’t have no medication at all.
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Lot of people blame others for not understanding what’s going on but honestly nobody understands what’s happening.
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
[Hulk Hogan] was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me. Straight up racist that sucker was simple and plain. Motherfuck him and John Wayne.”
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iamjimmyo.bsky.social @iamjimmyo.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I could delete the things i get wrong but why deny someone the pleasure of correcting me?
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