tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@edsbs.bsky.social obligatory notice that next Friday we get the Trent Dilfer v. Zach Mettenberger HC match up. send @stevengodfrey.bsky.social on assignment. 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@edsbs.bsky.social George MacIntyre in the game, simply must take any chance we can to say he was in the same HS class as BLADES BROWN, who is almost certainly about to make the PGA Tour at 19 years old because, of course, his name is Blades. 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 12/08/2026@edsbs.bsky.social hard to put into words how much I am cheering for Trent Dilfer to fail 5737
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 15/07/2026@brianphillips.lol there’s a reason why it’s article one www.theringer.com/2022/08/10/s...theringer.com‘22 Goals’: Diego Maradona, 1986 World Cup in MexicoBrian Phillips’s first installment in his series chronicling the most iconic goals in the history of the World Cup belongs to soccer’s most talented and destructive genius 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I am once again reading @brianphillips.lol ‘s 22 Goals and wondering why it’s not a book 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 02/07/2026gotta wonder if that pug has any idea its mom is phoebe bridgers 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 08/06/2026@edsbs.bsky.social I need to know that you’ve seen Geese doing Trinidad in Barcelona during what appears to be a fucking hurricane 020
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 23/04/2026@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social went back for a top up for PTKU. there’s a Shane Gillis joke about how the Bear didn’t desegregate Bama fball until he got destroyed by USC. Emily Green’s shredding is similarly potent for winning allies, and Geese’s 2122 is maybe the best live song ever 030
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 21/04/2026@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social $100 for every HS girl Hugh Freeze made undress in front of him — good riddance, bum! 110
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 21/04/2026@philinvestigates.com Andy Ogles’ mass reply to constituents who reached out about his Islamophobia hit the inbox last night. 110
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 25/03/2026@edsbs.bsky.social walked by Noah Wyle in London yesterday and was too caught off guard to ask him if he was satisfied with his MVPITT win rate. 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 15/03/2026@brianphillips.bsky.social maybe impossible question: if you had to choose one of the contenders to be our AI overlords, who would it be? Dario and Co seem least likely to hunt me for sport imo 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 14/03/2026First prem match of 2026 as a neutral, but happy for @keithdunn.bsky.social 010
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Trump bombing a school and then denying it is the type of thing that makes you think the Dallas Cowboys really are America’s Team. 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 05/03/2026@edsbs.bsky.social geese x australia looks exactly as cool as you’d expect. “scenes”if you will. 010
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 02/03/2026@brianphillips.bsky.social text from a British coworker after I asked him “why must we jinx” in reference to a text about yesterday’s old firm: “at least Roman Roy is happy” is Hearts winning the SPFL (currently +100 !!!!) sneakily the best story going in Europe? 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 26/02/2026@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social no way: 100
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 17/02/2026@minakimes.bsky.social it feels like any time someone talks about a good defense, the unit has a “fixer” at the hybrid LB-Safety role. With that in mind… would it be that crazy for the Titans to use 1.04 on a “safety” in Caleb Downs? 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 14/02/2026@edsbs.bsky.social Olympics, Six Nations, and Barkley Marathons this weekend is the enlightened man’s sports equinox. 010
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Thinking about this from @theringer.com.web.brid.gy head coach candidate primer again. Nobody runs 13 more or is more successful with PAPs than LAR, and SF is a heavy drop back system. What are we doing here? Bring back @benjaminsolak.bsky.social 100
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 06/01/2026@sickoscommittee.org legit question derived from last night’s PAT facemask: if your kick is blocked / 2-pt is turned over, is your most prudent action not to commit a series of aggravated assaults until you recover the ball and score? Score. Flag for assault. 2-pts erased. Retry the attempt. 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 05/01/2026@cjzero.bsky.social 5 of Lamar’s 7 INTs on the year 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 02/01/2026@stevengodfrey.bsky.social Becker with the first TD in Pasadena. Jay Shoop is the youngest position coach in the SEC at Ole Miss. The Nashville Catholic community is having a day (disregard that Father Ryan hasn’t played for a state title this millenium) 010
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I’ve actually always thought that Crimea should return to the Kremlin. 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 28/11/2025some guy in Jackson, MS ripping Lane for not committing to Ole Miss yet after posting on LinkedIn “Following weeks of prayerful reflection, I’ve decided to leave my sales family at Woodbine Lumber for a new role with Sunrise Contractors.” 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 25/11/2025@edsbs.bsky.social left the radiohead show last night, and yes, immediately sent the “kickin it” video to a friend from Hattiesburg 020
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 26/10/2025@cjzero.bsky.social hot mic “oh my fuck” when the saints dropped the kickoff just now 0101
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 15/10/2025@sickoscommittee.org how plugged in are the sickos on the Hawaii punter who started punting less than a year ago, gave up his barbershop business to enroll as a 29-year old freshman, and just got added to the Ray Guy watchlist? 140
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 13/10/2025@cjzero.bsky.social Geno Smith tried to draw the titans offside with 2:45 left and said “???’s a bitch, set HUT” 000
Reposted by tub glubmanThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/10/2025TIMELINE CLEANSER… MEMPHIS… 25643132
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 25/09/2025@bunkieperkins.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social went to a high end thrift shop in Florence. Designer sweaters, handbags in security cases… and this beauty leading the charge on the tee rack. Italy is asking us to pass the mashed potatoes. 020
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 19/09/2025There’s not a more galaxy brained man, woman, or child covering the NFL than @stevenruiz.bsky.social.theringer.comThe Slow, Boring Erosion of the Kansas City Chiefs DynastyThe Chiefs have fallen into an 0-2 hole, and worse, they’re no fun to watch. Is there a way out beyond asking more and more of Patrick Mahomes? 120
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Week 1 of “I miss @benjaminsolak.bsky.social at The Ringer so much” 100
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 04/09/2025The most underrated part of Stanley’s heart attack is that the lead in to the episode was… SUPER BOWL XLIII. SANTONIO HOLMES CORNER OF THE ENDZONE. JOHN MADDEN’S LAST BROADCAST. @barrylevitt.bsky.socialtheringer.comAll 173 Cold Opens of ‘The Office,’ RankedWith the show’s follow-up and spinoff, ‘The Paper,’ premiering this week, it’s the perfect time to reminisce about chili spills, Jim pranks, fake fires, and more 010
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 28/08/2025@edsbs.bsky.social I hope we get boat raced. one day closer to Hugh getting fired = one day closer to Auburn maybe being relevant again 4182
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 26/07/2025@yasharali.bsky.social they just raised the Olympic cauldron in Paris for the one year anniversary of the Olympic Games and projected “stop the genocide in Gaza” on it 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 23/07/2025I’ll tell yo— there’s one easy way… let’s call Ghislaine Maxwell 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 23/06/2025@brianphillips.bsky.social what do we do about the OKC mayor claiming that OKC is “the big city to most Americans”, a claim that is as empirically false as it is confounding from a branding perspective? 200
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 20/06/2025@edsbs.bsky.social can you locate the grandma saying “king geezurd and the leezurd weezurd” tik tok? I can’t find it for the life of me 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 25/04/2025@benjaminsolak.bsky.social leaving the ringer is my personal pearl harbor. accessing content via espn is the opposite of seamless and leaves me hate-reading the carcass of nfl coverage left behind at the ringer 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 08/04/2025stephen miller running around naples frantically screaming “WHY IS NO ONE SERVING PAPA JOHN’S” 022
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 19/02/2025@brianphillips.bsky.social would you ever consider doing a limited print run of 22 Goals? it would immediately become one of my prized possessions. 050
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I’ve traded out some closet space moving from Nashville to London (traded for walkability!) and while I don’t purport to dress well, I’ve found @dieworkwear.bsky.social’s advice to be incredibly useful in trimming down my wardrobe. 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 11/01/2025@edsbs.bsky.social a million shoutouts to the guy willing to ask this question on ring’s neighbors forum: 020
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 17/12/2024@edsbs.bsky.social day 3 moving to london… we attend the darts. it does not disappoint, led by American legend Leonard “Soulger” Gates 2333
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 12/12/2024it’s becoming increasingly clear to me that @theringer.com.web.brid.gy recently ran a market study for their brand and content, and the final presentation was just a picture of my face. 000
