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Artisanal Misspokes

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Mostly here for the cute animals and baseball. Gentleman architect. More grey hair than sense. YIMBY, zoning and licensing reform

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3h
Excellent. This song is stuck in my head. This whole comedy album is stuck in my head. Just yesterday I made a reference from the Talking Goat ('you better KNOT mention that again') and my wife looked at me like I was crazy.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 3h
I went to Geneva a few weeks ago and spoke on a panel about the nature of time for a Geneva Watch Days event. While I was there, on a lark, I entered a competition to most precisely calibrate a Swiss watch. And today I found out that I won! 😃 www.instagram.com/reel/Dd6hUTB...
Me peering through a little magnifier at a tiny watch mechanism connected to some monitoring equipment, while making adjustments with a small screwdriver
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 4h
If we’re all going to have to make choices like this eventually, and we all will, each of us should hope to one day find out we have this kind of moral clarity.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 13h
🚨BREAKING: Key federal agencies failed to provide any records to back up President Donald Trump’s allegations that tens of thousands of noncitizens are registered to vote in various blue states, a nonpartisan government watchdog said in a new lawsuit. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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DHS has failed to provide records to prove Trump’s allegations of noncitizen voting, watchdog says
Key federal agencies failed to provide any records to back up President Donald Trump’s allegations that 278,000 noncitizens are improperly registered to vote, a nonpartisan government watchdog said in...
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 16h
I also think about Elon saying Biden's DOJ wouldn't prosecute Sam Bankman-Fried because he was a Dem donor... followed by Biden's DOJ nailing SBF, who now posts about how awesome Trump is so he can get a pardon.
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Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seriously just enforce normal liability for AI on the owners and so much of this shit goes away AI companies want to be treated like the hired expert when it comes to pocketing any financial flows, but like a cursory Google Search whenever it comes to liability
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Andrew Callahan @andrewcallahan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A tremendous film-based talk with @mikegiardi.bsky.social on everything #Patriots. Drake Maye fixes, WRs, what's behind the rushing woes, blitzing 'D', Josh McDaniels, MORE! SUBSCRIBE to Pats Interference: 📺 shorturl.at/ZBqDj 🎧 shorturl.at/uaK9g 🍎 shorturl.at/Cppzq
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Drake Maye's BIG Problem and Possible Fixes | Pats Interference
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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Coach Dan Casey @coachdancasey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get ready to see more of this! ✍️✍️✍️
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 29/09/2026
Conservatives are pissed at Sarah Huckabee Sanders for choosing a young white man to portray welfare recipients. trib.al/WfBh0ib
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MAGA Furious Over Republican Ad Featuring White Man as Face of Welfare
Conservatives are pissed at Sarah Huckabee Sanders for choosing a young white man to portray welfare recipients.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would read an oral history of the conception, creation and execution of this poster. "Oh boy, boss, we sure got him good!"
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Mica Rosenberg @micarosenberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We found immigration courts have issued more than 10,000 removal and voluntary departure orders each month for immigrant minors — nearly four times the rate as Trump’s last term. With legal representation disappearing that pace could accelerate www.propublica.org/article/unac...
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These Immigrant Kids Were Once Protected. Under Trump, Their Deportations Have Tripled.
A first-of-its-kind ProPublica analysis found that children who entered the U.S. by themselves are being detained and removed at about three times the rate they were during the final years of the firs...
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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Darin Self @darinself.com · 28/09/2026
The mayor of Ithaca (my friend and former fellow PhD candidate in Government at Cornell) announces a moratorium on permitting Greek Life activities until Cornell produces new standards of addressing sexual assault.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The first thing I thought of when seeing this today
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An adult bear popped open a parked car in Gatlinburg, and the whole family piled in for a little retail therapy. They raided the car, grabbed what they could, then dumped the loot in the parking lot.
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the most Bluesky targeted ad I've ever seen lmao
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 28/09/2026
Think about Maye against the Falcons last year compared to Josh Allen. Then think about Maye against the Seahawks this year compared to Marcus Mariota.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
second offering to #CountryRockSunday this whole album is devistatingly beautiful, but this song in particular haunts me- a standout favorite. she has 27 grammys out of 46 nominations, and he has 8 grammys out of 21 nominations; getting them together was a slam dunk. please read the letter
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Robert Plant, Alison Krauss - Please Read The Letter
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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
U.S. manufacturing jobs are down under Trump, including in the auto industry. His strategy failed, and so will this. Lowering standards will accelerate what he has already been doing: handing the clean tech future to China and forcing Americans to pay more at the pump.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love this so much, even fooled the skycam op
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Scott Stewart @sstewart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Douglas County, Nebraska, makes the list for its prosecutor and sheriff.
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Dakota Smith @weatherdak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hurricane Polo looks simply spectacular from space. A Category 5 beast.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026
🧐 www.axios.com/2024/10/25/m...
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Scoop: Meta strikes multi-year AI deal with Reuters
It's the first news deal Meta has made in the AI era.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 25/09/2026
My new favorite news photo. The ugliness of these people just leaps right out at you.
Reuters photo (I checked that it's real) showing Trump glaring belligerently at the camera, with Melania behind him looking like she'd like to rip the photographers throat out, and Xi watching them both with a mild bemused expression.
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buvezcocacola @buvezcocacola.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seen in Virginia
A bumper sticker reads
I HEAR MIGRANT CHILDREN ALSO HAVE HEARTBEATS
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How many years have I been telling you to keep your eye on Iowa? I know what I’m seeing on the ground and what I’ve been seeing for a couple of years… LFG!
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"House Republicans will continue to hold Hunter Biden’s feet to the fire until we have his testimony...no one – not even the president’s son – is above the law.” - Tom Emmer, 1.17.24 "Don Jr is a private citizen and businessman so this unwarranted attack will go nowhere," Tom Emmer, 9.23.26
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jesus Christ, this is twelve kinds of sad
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I guess they don’t care so much about women’s sports anymore!
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Cross-laminated Tinder @nickhasthoughts.com · 23/09/2026
This rules
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Cross-laminated Tinder @nickhasthoughts.com · 23/09/2026
so fucking sick of this shit man
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Artisanal Misspokes @1uglyman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The First Order Fleet and Tactics of the Slow Motion Naval Siege
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/01/2024
Google does this to shopping, travel, and other things too. John Oliver has a good piece on the problem: youtu.be/jXf04bhcjbg?...
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Tech Monopolies: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
John Oliver discusses tech monopolies, and how to address the hidden harm they can do.Connect with Last Week Tonight online... Subscribe to the Last Week Ton...
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 22/09/2026
Amazing. Also--you never know what will make an impact, no matter how small it seems.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A certain NYT columnist this AM reminded me of this passage from Mark Twain's "Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven," published (mostly) posthumously. The hero is observing a heavenly procession of the greatest literary geniuses in history.
But why did they throw off on Shakespeare, that way, and put him away down there below those shoe-makers and horse-doctors and knife-grinders--a lot of people nobody ever heard of?"

"That is the heavenly justice of it--they warn't rewarded according to their deserts, on earth, but here they get their rightful rank. That tailor Billings, from Tennessee, wrote poetry that Homer and Shakespeare couldn't begin to come up to; but nobody would print it, nobody read it but his neighbors, an ignorant lot, and they laughed at it. Whenever the village had a drunken frolic and a dance, they would drag him in and crown him with cabbage leaves, and pretend to bow down to him; and one night when he was sick and nearly starved to death, they had him out and crowned him, and then they rode him on a rail about the village, and everybody followed along, beating tin pans and yelling. Well, he died before morning. He wasn't ever expecting to go to heaven, much less that there was going to be any fuss made over him, so I reckon he was a good deal surprised when the reception broke on him."
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As I’ve said before, they can’t afford to. Maybe we get eight years of normal government after this, but you can’t rely on long-term alliances with an electorate that’s demonstrated they’ll happily install a maniac the next time the economy hits a speedbump.
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Meg @meganroseruiz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Let me teach you about color theory!
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No one is disposable, including the canary ❤️🦜✊
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It still somehow had the capacity to shock me when the president & VP just openly boast that we are using military force to steal the resources of other countries. They evidently assume the general public will not consider this shameful & appalling. We’ve sunk very low indeed if that’s true.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes having our fertilizer shipped from a Russian proxy dictator half the world away is surely a better way to arrange things than getting it from our democratic, once-friendly neighbor here in the North America
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 21/09/2026
I try not to repost dumb memes but I went to look at the reaction on Truth Social to Trump's post saying gas prices were higher under Biden and someone posted this and I was amused. 
Bumper sticker that says "Trump 2028" but there's a dollar sign in front of the number and tiny little letters say "per gallon"
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