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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hey @evolcowboymusic.bsky.social I found a good use for this small pumpkin waffle maker. Breakfast sandwiches!

🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I found excellent spooky shirts over at Michaels! It only cost me $7 for each! Kinda shitty how it's not even October and they're already phasing out Halloween. @thievesy.bsky.social @evolcowboymusic.bsky.social @campfiregoth.bsky.social @therlwrites.bsky.social

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

These last few days have been really, really rough. The company I work for messed up my direct deposit and instead of just simply re-issuing my digital check they've been giving me the run-around about why they can't pay me. I am owed my wages and yet I can't seem to get them to comply! 😡

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Indelicate Features 🐜👁🧊 @micheledoney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It's not baffling once you realize there's an entire power structure deeply threatened by his genuine desire to help others, because they only want to help themselves. They will do and say anything to gin up the rubes and turn them against a true public servant.

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I cannot stress this enough: FUCK THIS FUCKING GOVERNMENT!🤬

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Well something happened at Lake Tahoe. Someone had to be airlifted to the hospital from the fire station.

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Well first day back at work. I can't begin to describe how odd it feels. There were a lot of people who were glad to see me again. Training will be easy and pretty soon I'll be back to running reach trucks and forklifts again.

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Still Forklift's Coffee Break

ALT: Still Forklift's Coffee Break

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Stand Up for Science! @standupforscience.net · 01/09/2026

The President of the United States & Secretary of Health are actively spreading disinformation on vaccines. Insane sentence, but true. Join the fight for science at the link in our bio 🧪✊

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

You want to know what being poor looks like? I had to use old industrial caulking and dollar store super glue because the bottom of my shoe fell off.

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

FIBERGLASS?! In IV fluid....omfg

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Downgrade a movie The Dark Knight Kinda Sorta Gets Up

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Someone dispatch a medical team to find Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen! If we lose those two this year it's fucking GAME OVER!

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Sylvie Brett and Firefighters Running

ALT: Sylvie Brett and Firefighters Running

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Fuck fuck FUCK! Not Peter Cullen too! GODS DAMNIT! 😭

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Alright. To anyone who sees this? I need some good vibes right now. I called my old workplace and I have an interview tomorrow morning at 8am! Finally! Some hope!

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Amanda Holden's Enthusiastic 'Yes Yes Yes'

ALT: Amanda Holden's Enthusiastic 'Yes Yes Yes'

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Apparently these come in cases but MAN are they expensive! @evolcowboymusic.bsky.social

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Bill found Spider Man’s legal fund!!

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Greetings! I'm a popular outcropping of smooth rock right outside an infamous waterfall that deposits into an underground river. Luckily for you, after slipping down the side, you managed to dig your nails into the rock and find a last-minute crevice!

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Jo Romack @joromac.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It's a literal fact He's a shady venture capitalist with his fingers in a LOT of unethical pies. He wants it to be "more welcoming to non-lefties", and to "burst the bubble". That sounds exactly like Musk's speel on allowing hatespeech on X, and punishing anyone who speaks out against HIS politics 🤷‍♀️

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Bluesky’s new CEO wants to grow it all

Bluesky is many different things in a trenchcoat.

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

If you guys don't hear from me for a while? It's because I got arrested. I have contacts in the neighborhood that have told me ICE has been seen multiple times just a few streets away from me. I never do something stupid. But I won't let them take anyone near me.

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Latest news from the DeadBird trenches: the GOPs latest tactic to smear the Democratic party is to bring up the historical fact that they started the KKK. As if that has ANYTHING to do with what's happening NOW. They're also using the smokescreen of Hitler Was A Socialist. People are fucking stupid.

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Alright everybody. Wish me luck.

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Quin Rey @quinreystudios.com · 04/08/2026

Guardians, behold my loot from @yungkhan.bsky.social! When I saw the extra goodies, I cried. No really. Thank you Khan 🥹 This man has been the sole supplier of my workout tees for years. Stop by khanartist.org & grab these before they are gone! Support independent creators & artists like Khan. 🔥

Guardians vs Everybody shirt from Khan Art & Design. There are stickers from Cayde pissing on Sony to a hot take money grab sticker for Bungie and a Capitalism will make me God sticker.

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Alright FINE! Sheesh. #promosky Hi, I'm Jordan. Father, husband, Xennial, nerd, nature enthusiast, paranormal believer and food enjoyer. I am a believer in California seceding from the United States. My wife is my guiding light. My son is a pain but still good. Talk to me about anything but sports.

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Oh fuck. That's a lot of flock cameras. California has over 18,000 in general! 😬

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

You know just when I thought the Dead Bird app couldn't get any worse I run across people doubling down on things like saying Socialism Killed Anne Frank and The Detention Centers Are Not Bad. I am this close from losing my mind. This. Fucking. Close.

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I NEED A GODS DAMN JOB! I AM FUCKIN SICK OF THIS SHIT! Our health is failing. We have next to no income. Our animal companions suffer. WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW?!

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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 22/07/2026

You've come to the right place: I have a degree in environmental engineering from Georgia Tech + research experience with NASA, and my colleagues and board have backgrounds in ecology, conservation management, geology, particle physics, astronomy, and developmental neuroscience.

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

SUCCESS! For the longest time I could never get my fries to crisp. After a complicated and lengthy process I have finally done it. They don't look like much but they CRUNCH. They taste like those potato sticks we used to get as a kid, came in a chip bag.

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

If I ever ran for President I would be the first to drop the F bomb on live national TV. "What the fuck are we doing here? Why the fuck are you allowing this to happen?"

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🦇Jordan🦉 @starkweather83.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Hot Topic has some excellent Disney Halloween stuff his year! The Legend of Sleepy Hollow hoodie?! Yes please! @evolcowboymusic.bsky.social @thievesy.bsky.social @halloweenmcqueen.bsky.social @campfiregoth.bsky.social #CodeOrange #HotTopic

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