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The Gruntled Scientist

@gruntledscientist.bsky.social
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Just a simple guy with complex problems Like me vs. the system From Lakeview to Brocken

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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just remembered in grad school we named vacuum pumps like monster trucks. Pumpasaurus and Peptide Punisher were the winners.
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Picture of Bill’s quarterback Josh Allen stating nine touchdowns in the last five days over a picture of the Cleveland Browns Deshaun Watson stating eight touchdowns in the last 1041 days. Fuck DeShaun and fuck Jimmy Haslam. 
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We were born before the wind Also, younger than the sun
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Apropos nothing… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiscons...
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Wisconsin butter fire - Wikipedia
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
TFW you get a notification of a new citation that you realize was your first publication as a baby grad student 21 years ago 🥲
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Has anyone checked in on / heard from Duchess?
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was a queen and a saint. What a privilege to coexist with her. She lived the true American dream going from actual dirt floor to fabulously wealthy. And she chose to use that wealth for so much good. m.youtube.com/watch?v=e2qv...
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Dolly Parton - Southern Accents
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Le Tour on Alpe d’Huez. No greater venue in sport. And we get it two days in a row! Vive Le Tour!
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Size matters to airborne particles. Wildfire smoke is just the right size range to reach the lower respiratory tract. Wear a high quality N95 (or equivalent) mask if you’re outdoors. Don’t be outdoors unless necessary.
Image showing anatomical location by particle size. 10 to 30 µm particles locate in the upper respiratory tract like the trachea. Smaller particles 2 to 10 µm in size reach the middle of the respiratory tract from the trachea to the brachial. And the smallest particles typically around one micron and size reach the alveoli and gases oxygen and carbon dioxide are exchanged between your body and the environmentImage showing anatomical location by particle size. Five micron particles (right image) largely accumulate in the upper respiratory tract in the trachea versus the alveoli in the lower respiratory tract. Smaller 3 µm particles (left image) saturate the lower reaches of the respiratory tract.
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Welp 1 team has regressed to mean.
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
www.instagram.com/p/DaWlCn-o46a/
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little_traveling_toes on Instagram: "Don’t get mad at me…I didn’t say it!View all 42 comments"
Don’t get mad at me…I didn’t say it!
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Bobby Bonilla day to all who celebrate. Gonna be a sad day in 2025 when this holiday ceases.
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I bet you did Nazi that coming
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
@tisiphone.bsky.social is Lefty ok? I hope his head hasn’t exploded.
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
When life gives you lemons…. madison.craigslist.org/mis/d/madiso...
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ISO - the left to my right - missed connections - craigslist
ISO of the yin to my yang. The BunnieXO to my Jellyroll. The Grace to my Will. The Marge to my Homer. The ham to my cheese. The front left brake caliper for a 2015 Subaru Outback in a right front...
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Yes, Chief Justice, people 💯 unfairly see you as partisan. 🙄
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
“The governing standard is 28 U.S.C. § 455, which applies to every federal judge including Supreme Court justices. Three of its subsections matter here, and a judge only needs one of them to trigger the recusal obligation. Roberts triggers all three.” cmarmitage.substack.com/p/the-chief-...
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The Chief Justice and His Wife Took $20 Million From Firms He Rules On. I'm Filing for His Disbarment Today.
And you can too.
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Story time: During undergrad I once earned 2 / 30 on a bioseparations lab report. While that in itself should not be surprising to those that know me, there was only the grade and one comment: "This could have been a very good lab report...but it wasn't."
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Screenshot of a tweet from Xitter with a Nebraska basketball player attempting a layup with a Vanderbilt player trying to guard him and block the shot. 

Tweet reads:

Indiana won the National Championship
Darnold won the Super Bowl
Nebraska basketball is in the Sweet 16

Apply for that internship. 
Say what’s up to your crush
Buy your dream car.
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I mean how could this *possibly* go wrong?
Close up picture of Pete Hegseth, DUI hire at the Department of Defense….oops, War, pointing to the right with a headline reading “Hegseth announces Grok access to classified Pentagon networks”
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Two men sitting at a table in a bar. One labeled “The Trump Administration” is wearing a light gray T-shirt and has a beard. The other, labeled Bush Administration, is clean shaven with a dark gray T-shirt. Top frame shows the bearded man / Trump admin saying, “I’ve never invaded a country for oil before.” In the bottom frame, the Bush admin says, “Dude, you are going to love it.”
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Aha! Conservatives were correct - there *is* a book turning kids gay! And it was hiding in my conservative Catholic parents’ house no less!!!!
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
@planetmoney.bsky.social catching up on backlog. Effective altruism doesn’t seem to include the resources/costs of all their “calculations” into money spent. Just more bluster to justify crumbs of their vast wealth trickling down and make them seem even more magnanimous. 🤮
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
IYKYK
A skeet saying “I’m at the combination” above a picture of a sign with both Taco Bell and Urgent Care.
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
@altmadison.bsky.social Rudolph was not animated. It was stop motion using highly articulated dolls that cost like $50K each at the time (~$530k today). Stunning it got made. And yes, the bullying is terribly problematic but lemme have my nostalgia dammit. 🤣
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Is there a bigger scam industry than long distance moving?
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Would you rather be waterboarded or forced to watch Jets/Browns?
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Inside every grown man is a 14 year old boy with horrible dietary habits/tastes.
A decorative pie box in cool blue at the bottom fading to purple at the top. The box is labeled “Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie” and is emblazoned with the Taco Bell logo.
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The most accurate obituary you’re likely to find re Cheney.
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Carla @cwalworth.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Don’t let them whitewash Charlie Kirk. He was a racist, transphobe and hater. He bullied others relentlessly for their speech. He undermined education and democracy. He advocated for guns and for accepting murder with guns. But in a democratic society, no one should be killed with guns.
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
m.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8V... Good day for some silliness.
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Das Racist - Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell
YouTube video by LetMeRave
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Schrödinger's humanities: Simultaneously moribund and dying in a world in which students increasingly only want to major in STEM and business, and also so powerful that they can inculcate dangerous, subversive ideologies like gender theory and post-colonialism in impressionable young people.
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Oof. Why you gotta attack me like that? 🤣
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
GPT-5 struggles with imposter syndrome and knows what it's like to not earn any money until it turned 30?
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Relentless with their profit interest. 🤮
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
@repmarcykaptur.bsky.social you gonna praise these federal agents too? Or wring your hands and issue a strongly worded statement?
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
So…did Elno actually do any ads? Or are those ads like all the “fraud” he “found?”
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Oh American health insurance. A dr called me to follow up on treatment plan after imaging. 4 min phone call. Got a $423 bill. It’s considered an “excluded benefit” by Aetna.
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Pre-games are crackers, licorice and lumpy oatmeal. 🤷🏼
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Thor’s MFin’ meat hammer!
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Meet Charles Montgomery Plantagenet Schicklgruber Burns. We call him Monty.
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
There’s only 2 types of people in this world…which one are you?
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The Gruntled Scientist @gruntledscientist.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
theoatmeal.com/comics/thank...
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