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Dennis Maxwell

@dmax12345.bsky.social
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Soccer fan; rower; public defender; I army’d for a bit; try to do good because that is the job of a human; teach your kids to, also

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Dennis Maxwell @dmax12345.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I actually agree with this. Will Stancil says some smart things and some things that aren’t. His inability to listen to anyone who disagrees with him is annoying. He actually has convictions, which is good. But he can be a little like MattY in how he interacts on here.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, you can’t. The line on immigration is exactly what fuels the fascists. The line is ‘immigrants are bad’. That’s a fascist line.
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 06/09/2026
Holy crap. From the China GT this weekend, Ollie Millroy had a huge accident, car was on fire and seemingly the track marshals were asleep at the wheel while Millroy struggled to get out Enter Loek Hartog, who literally pulled over, got out of his race car, and helped get Millroy out of his car.
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Did Loek Hartog Just Save A Life On The China GT Track?
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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Alexandra Lohr @alexlohr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you want to offer Apple feedback to Apple Maps after they changed the name of Lake Ontario, here is the link www.apple.com/feedback/map...
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Feedback - Maps for iOS and iPadOS
Apple welcomes your feedback on Maps for iOS and iPadOS.
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
as always the problem here is lumping in immoral and unethical with illegal, which I'd argue is actually part of a Huntingtonian two step intended to let GOFOs off the hook
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I appreciate @hcrichardson.bsky.social for highlighting this issue, but this figure & history is not quite right. After the earthquake in 2010, the Obama admin granted TPS, then as the recovery stumbled amid cholera outbreaks, granted it again in 2011. Roughly 50,000 people got TPS then. 1/
Yesterday the Department of Homeland Security under Trump served up straight racism and cruelty to its wavering base in a post about Haitians. About 350,000 Haitians came to the United States after a catastrophic earthquake hit their country in 2010, destabilizing both the economy and the government. As the country became overrun with violent gangs, the U.S. granted Haitians Temporary Protected Status, allowing them to stay in the U.S. because it was too dangerous to go home.
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Dennis Maxwell @dmax12345.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Has anybody seen these “Department of War” commercials? JFC, they are horrible. Like a bad trailer to a B war movie. And “war.gov”? Fuck these guys. Seriously.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You've been hearing the story about how Dolly Parton turned down Elvis when his people demanded a chunk of her royalty rights in exchange for recording "I Will Always Love You". That reminded me of something I've wondered about for a long time. The guy who actually put the ask on Dolly was a ...
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The Fact of Other Minds Stan Account @csilverandgold.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s genuinely difficult to articulate how evil destroying USAID was. And it’s weird bc some people are so committed to the US anti-imperial angle that they skip right over the “literally the worst excesses of capitalism, the world’s richest man just decided to turn off money to poor people” angle.
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Dennis Maxwell @dmax12345.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Watching the movie The French Dispatch for the first time in a long while. It’s such a brilliant movie, as most of Wes Anderson’s movies are. This is one of his best, though.
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Lindsay P Cohn @lindsaypcohn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I am trademarking this for frequent use over the next weeks as the US attempts to implement “economic D-Day” on everyone doing business with Iran. “America sad other country won’t hold still while we try to punch them in the face” ™️
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Dennis Maxwell @dmax12345.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger Radio Galaxy-brain
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Eric Segall @espinsegall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Private prisons should not exist. Ever. That’s all.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/08/2026
one part “my green room friends thought it was mean,” one part debilitating fear of backlash. inability to see that ossof successfully goaded the white house into *being reactive* and thus revealing that there is a story here
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Home. Got to speak w/ my former high school bandmate/my current US Senator, @warnock.senate.gov It’s refreshing to be inspired, not incited; urged to be better, not bitter. To live the truth that we all matter or none of us do. And all means all We can change it all for all for the good of all
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Dennis Maxwell @dmax12345.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My kid made the varsity soccer team today. And while I am proud of him, we are not crazy sports parents. He plays because he likes it. But what I realize is that there aren’t that many soccer games if his left to see. Going to his games is one of my favorite things in the world.
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Dennis Maxwell @dmax12345.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I find it fascinating that of all motor sports, it’s drag racing that has a large number of women drivers at the top of the sport. Like you can name 4 or 5 women in the top 15 or so drivers in every class. No other motor sport has any women at all anywhere near the top and never have.
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Æthelred the UnPreddy @ready4preddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Printers are finicky because they are portals between a digital world and a physical world which defies all of God's will and should never have been built should never have been built so yet require constant and consistent sacrifice to satisfy the weak bonds that tether the two planes.
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAgn... #Filmsky
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Buckaroo Banzai End Credits (Textless Version)
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 19/07/2026
I think after this Britain should give the Falklands to Spain, as a treat
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Dennis Maxwell @dmax12345.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is the most insane game ever!
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Dennis Maxwell @dmax12345.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What a fucking game. Totally bananas. Wow. Not sure I have ever seen anything like it.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
America was never going to truly become a Soccer Nation until we strong-armed FIFA in a completely corrupt transaction that benefits us at the expense of the concept of fairness. So, congrats to us!
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the audio is what makes this a perfect 10
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
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Prof. Nicole Holliday @mixedlinguist.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is the best of who we are and what we represent. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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In the United States, Every World Cup Team Is a Home Team (Gift Article)
At block parties, backyards and beer halls, an expanded tournament gave immigrant diasporas large and small the chance to revel in support of their home countries.
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@shanonlynne @shanonlynne.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🇨🇻 Cape Verde & Argentina 🇦🇷 Just saw the most exciting game of soccer 🥅 ⚽️ I’ve ever seen! My heart breaks for Cape Verde and their tiny island - but also happy for Messi and Argentina Game well played!
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a soccer ball with flames coming out of it and the words great game
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SteveFromSC @bigsteven.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Like I said. There wasn’t an entrenched and massed line of Union artillery that Lee didn’t dream of running dick first into.
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Dagger John @thesloopjohnm.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“LeE waS a miLiTarY gEniUs” Henry Hunt:
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate
Charge of the 20th Maine at Little Round Top
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Obviously this is a dipshit opinion. But since I sometimes see people on the left rolling their eyes about those signs, I just want you all to know that the other night some lost Black teens came to our house after taking the wrong bus and we were able to get them home. Why’d they pick us? Signs.
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’m mad about today. I’m mad that justices can’t do the bare minimum to uphold the Constitution. I’m mad that the law and our history, which I have dedicated so much of my life to, is an inconvenience than an inheritance to many. I’m mad that the academy, which I love, rewards and enables it.
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Mike J @mikejason.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
💯. Stealth Law enforcement is bullshit. Also, nearly all traffic safety concerns can be addressed with automation and cameras. See Europe. We are one of the only countries that created dangerous daily interactions between citizens and armed agents of the state and legitimized subterfuge searches.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i genuinely do find it fascinating how being authentically "working class" in America now has nothing to do with like, your actual relationship to ownership or your wage relation/bracket, but entirely about what you consume or look like
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids
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Dennis Maxwell @dmax12345.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
So…we’re on again? Huh…🤔
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Dennis Maxwell @dmax12345.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Interesting that Polymarket’s ad campaign seems to be saying that it is a way to get actual answers to important and profound questions. It leaves out the fact that the people you are asking are mostly douchebag crypto bros who are incurious and stupid.
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The terror spreading across the country this a.m. because in some more progressive corners of the US progressives won elections is telling. The reason the reaction is so over-large is because progressives unlike centrists and the right, are the only group who pose a real threat to established power.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 22/06/2026
If you're in the US and want to continue your interest in soccer after the World Cup, see if your local city has a USL team. www.uslsoccer.com/usl-teams
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USL Teams | uslsoccer.com
Find teams in USL Super League, USL Championship and more the official website of the United Soccer League.
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Dennis Maxwell @dmax12345.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Messi is now the all-time leading World Cup scorer. He is without a doubt the best soccer player to ever play the game and I don’t think it’s particularly close.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I NEED QRF TO BE REDCON RIGHT FUCKING NOW THEY’RE SWARMING THE REFLECTING POOL
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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Jess.jpg @surtic.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
saw this in a group im in and once again librarians are the fucking S tier class of what it is to be a good human
A sign in a library with a green background and white text. The text reads "is your name not on your I.D.? No problem! Your true name can be correct on your library card".

W librarians.
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