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Calamity Jay

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 11h
lotta jokes in galactic racer, but the best one is prob telling the player to fuck off for trying to pet the cat
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 11h
Interesting PAX Australia fact: I'm at PAX Australia
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 08/10/2026
Happy birthday, Sci-fi Queen. 🥳 Sigourney Weaver has also voiced a spaceship two times (the Female Planet Express Ship in Futurama, 2002, and the Axiom from Wall-E, 2008).
Sigourney Weaver in Alien (1979)Sigourney Weaver in Galaxy Quest (1999)Sigourney Weaver in Avatar 2 (2022)Sigourney Weaver in The Mandalorian & Grogu (2026)
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How come no-one's invented a vending machine that makes random noises as it dispenses, I want my bottle of Coke to go *car screech, Wilhelm scream, broken window* as it comes out
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nothing pisses me off more than procrastinating on something for weeks and then it turns out to be really quick and easy. How dare you.
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I tried using makeup for the first time last night and it looked so bad I immediately took it all off. Some of it was ok but I made a complete mess of the eyes and some of the colours were all wrong
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think the secret to life is to not know anything about anything and do everything from a place of pure ignorance
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Maple 🥞✨️ @mapleburr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They're certainly getting more creative
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My building has 2-car stacker parking and today I managed to drop my phone down the gap on my spot. I had to go knock on the door of the people in the spot next to me and get them to lower me down to get it back. Not quite the way I hoped to meet people
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love to get in the elevator and it stinks of cigarettes because someone used it right after smoking
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The mortifying honour of qualifying for a platinum card at the arcade
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
namco museum
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
over the past few weeks several AI evaluation/cybersecurity experts have explained how what's happening is a result of human incompetence rather than "AI going rogue". I'm begging the media to show a shred of journalistic integrity and stop parroting what altman or amodei say
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🔸Rafael Françoi🔸 @rathaelos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every other week an AI company pays some news portals to write how their product gone rogue
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I fear I may have peaked in Pokemon Go, it's all downhill from the 420 Litten
A Litten with 420 combat power
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm one patch of sunlight away from a nap
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 22/09/2026
Been thinking of this poem a LOT today
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Kevin Snow @bravemule.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they sent Pikachu to space without a plan to return. June 17th was when he ran out of oxygen. Goodbye brave rodent 🫡
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love to be the IT contact for the CEO's presentation and 5 minutes in the rarely-used laptop he's on starts doing some forced updates that will restart the machine
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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mors @mors.games · 04/09/2026
made a new game you can only shoot to the dead center. don't get hit by your own bullet made for the #pico1k jam in under 1024 bytes mors-games.itch.io/dead-center enjoy
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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GamesRadar+ @gamesradarplus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Japanese companies like Nintendo, Capcom, and Konami are healthier because they have smaller teams, don't have frequent layoffs, and don't pay executives $30 million, says expert www.gamesradar.com/games/japane...
gamesradar.com
Japanese companies like Nintendo, Capcom, and Konami are healthier because they have smaller teams, don't have frequent layoffs, and don't pay executives $30 million, says expert
"They didn't get swept up in the live-service trend, or into these mega-blockbusters with 500-person teams"
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trying to break all my bad habits at the same time in the hopes that something sticks in all the chaos
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement
screenshot of an achievement from the game Disco Elysium. The achievement is titled "the world's most laughable centrist" for defending the political centre 7 times. 23.6% of players achieved this.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Capitalism is the greatest system ever devised because it lets the best price win, unless someone offers a better price, in which case I’m suing you because you’re mean.
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ファミ通.com / Famitsu.com @famitsu.com · 15/09/2026
【ポケモン】ゲンガーのまなざしをデザインしたスニーカーが登場。アディダス オリジナルスとのコラボ商品 www.famitsu.com/article/2026... ピカチュウやリザードン、ミュウツー、レックウザをモチーフとしたデザインも用意。本日より国内のアディダス直営店などで発売 x.com/famitsu/stat...
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Briefly toyed with the idea of buying my first secret lair for MTG but haha, No.
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trying to make progress in my life by constantly reminding myself that doing even 1 tiny thing is infinity times better than doing nothing which seems obvious but is also surprisingly difficult to enforce
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かねこともみ @kotomoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🕺🐶✨
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Uhh....
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One thing I've realised about myself is that I'm a sucker for a bit, I have a coworker that I barely interact with (and betwixt ye and me, don't even like very much) but whenever either of us sees the other leaving we try to be the first one to say "have a good weekend!" regardless of day
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Magic trick
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Tiny Cartridge @tinycartridge.com · 09/09/2026
they made a game for centrists
screenshot of the eternal anima trailer. a blurred scene with text overlaid that reads "never strive for a better tomorrow"
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Chris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
BREAKING: Blizzard union workers have ratified a historic contract that has secured guardrails around AI usage, layoff protections, remote/hybrid work benefits, and much more.
gamedeveloper.com
Blizzard union workers ratify contract covering 1,900 employees
Union members have secured guardrails around generative AI usage, layoff protections, remote and hybrid work benefits, and more.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/09/2026
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
local12.com
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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◢ RED ◣ @rrh-art.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's almost like as if years of micro transactions > live service > Always online > exesive crunch > Mass layoffs > AI addoption > 'you don't own anything' attitude > shitty CEO personalities, is really bad for a companies sales. Who knew?
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