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Calamity Jay

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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this is what i'm talking about. you need to be paying attention to this, since it will change the video games industry very shortly. this reddit vid from 19 days ago (src: kent1146) shows steamos on an ayn thor, launching+playing BALL X PIT w no problems. you can get a compatible thor for ~$350.
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
One thing about being an adult that nobody told me is that every time you check your bank account there's less in there whether you spent any or not
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It annoys me that a transformers meme is this true of the human condition.
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 11/10/2026
Hound knight.
Drawing of a white dog with scars who speaks with a kamoji flourish. He says he is the Hound Knight, and likes to help busy people find their way.The Hound Knight walks with adventurers, saying he is good at dungeons.The Hound Knight holds a stick in his mouth, and turns to see a knight resting both hands on the hilt of their sword. The Hound Knight says his companions have many swords, spells and worries.The Hound Knight is being pet by an adventuring party, as he narrates that if he can get his companions to put down their weapons to giving him pets, then he did his job.
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What if I became one of those accounts that just posts screenshots of stuff I saw on Tumblr
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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Dan Golding @dangolding.com · 09/10/2026
Here is the imdb profile shot of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor
A bearded man with his shirt open, looking exactly like the voice behind an obnoxious space crocodile
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"I'd love to do a racism, but not at the expense of my internalized misogyny"
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everyone knows you're REALLY a fox from the internet
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I did it...I'm in...the merch queue
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 08/10/2026
lotta jokes in galactic racer, but the best one is prob telling the player to fuck off for trying to pet the cat
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Interesting PAX Australia fact: I'm at PAX Australia
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 08/10/2026
Happy birthday, Sci-fi Queen. 🥳 Sigourney Weaver has also voiced a spaceship two times (the Female Planet Express Ship in Futurama, 2002, and the Axiom from Wall-E, 2008).
Sigourney Weaver in Alien (1979)Sigourney Weaver in Galaxy Quest (1999)Sigourney Weaver in Avatar 2 (2022)Sigourney Weaver in The Mandalorian & Grogu (2026)
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How come no-one's invented a vending machine that makes random noises as it dispenses, I want my bottle of Coke to go *car screech, Wilhelm scream, broken window* as it comes out
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nothing pisses me off more than procrastinating on something for weeks and then it turns out to be really quick and easy. How dare you.
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I tried using makeup for the first time last night and it looked so bad I immediately took it all off. Some of it was ok but I made a complete mess of the eyes and some of the colours were all wrong
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think the secret to life is to not know anything about anything and do everything from a place of pure ignorance
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Maple 🥞✨️ @mapleburr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They're certainly getting more creative
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My building has 2-car stacker parking and today I managed to drop my phone down the gap on my spot. I had to go knock on the door of the people in the spot next to me and get them to lower me down to get it back. Not quite the way I hoped to meet people
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love to get in the elevator and it stinks of cigarettes because someone used it right after smoking
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The mortifying honour of qualifying for a platinum card at the arcade
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
namco museum
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
over the past few weeks several AI evaluation/cybersecurity experts have explained how what's happening is a result of human incompetence rather than "AI going rogue". I'm begging the media to show a shred of journalistic integrity and stop parroting what altman or amodei say
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🔸Rafael Françoi🔸 @rathaelos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every other week an AI company pays some news portals to write how their product gone rogue
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I fear I may have peaked in Pokemon Go, it's all downhill from the 420 Litten
A Litten with 420 combat power
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm one patch of sunlight away from a nap
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 22/09/2026
Been thinking of this poem a LOT today
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Kevin Snow @bravemule.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they sent Pikachu to space without a plan to return. June 17th was when he ran out of oxygen. Goodbye brave rodent 🫡
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love to be the IT contact for the CEO's presentation and 5 minutes in the rarely-used laptop he's on starts doing some forced updates that will restart the machine
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lawrence of Arabia tactical RPG
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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mors @mors.games · 04/09/2026
made a new game you can only shoot to the dead center. don't get hit by your own bullet made for the #pico1k jam in under 1024 bytes mors-games.itch.io/dead-center enjoy
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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GamesRadar+ @gamesradarplus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Japanese companies like Nintendo, Capcom, and Konami are healthier because they have smaller teams, don't have frequent layoffs, and don't pay executives $30 million, says expert www.gamesradar.com/games/japane...
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Japanese companies like Nintendo, Capcom, and Konami are healthier because they have smaller teams, don't have frequent layoffs, and don't pay executives $30 million, says expert
"They didn't get swept up in the live-service trend, or into these mega-blockbusters with 500-person teams"
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trying to break all my bad habits at the same time in the hopes that something sticks in all the chaos
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nissa being everything but green is so hamfisted
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alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement
screenshot of an achievement from the game Disco Elysium. The achievement is titled "the world's most laughable centrist" for defending the political centre 7 times. 23.6% of players achieved this.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Capitalism is the greatest system ever devised because it lets the best price win, unless someone offers a better price, in which case I’m suing you because you’re mean.
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Calamity Jay @zombub.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mutate that child!
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