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Ziggy Starcow

@ziggystarcow.bsky.social
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Your outtie has a birthmark near his pee hole that makes it look like he has a double pee hole.

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Of course they did Source: Politico share.google/uJV4l4YRHqtI...
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Supreme Court limits Voting Rights Act
In a 6-3 ruling, the justices narrowed how a key provision of the Voting Rights Act can be enforced.
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Laurie Ulster @floobish.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Octavia E. Butler, 1998:
From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING

Choose your leaders

with wisdom and forethought.

To be led by a coward

is to be controlled

by all that the coward fears.
To be led by a fool


is to be led

by the opportunists

who control the fool.

To be led by a thief

is to offer up

your most precious treasures

to be stolen.
To be led by a liar


is to ask

to be told lies.

To be led by a tyrant

is to sell yourself

and those you love

into slavery.
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Alex McLevy @alexm247.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A still from The Shining with adapted lyrics from “Last Resort”: “Cut my wife into pieces / this is a ghost resort”
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The bangingest account on bluesky
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
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Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Am I the only one irritated by politicians saying they're going to enact x y or x policy on DAY ONE? Because no you're not. Get your parking pass, ID badge, and lil lumbar support pillow for your office chair. Don't be ridiculous.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Hope you all are having a blessed Thursday
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Walked by a ladies' bathroom and heard women inside complimenting each other's clothing choices. Now I'm kind of bummed to be a man.
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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I don’t live in dc anymore, otherwise I really would dress as the Hatch Act lit on fire for Halloween
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2025
Trump in 2011: "If there is a shutdown, I think it would be a tremendously negative mark on the president of the United States. He's the only who has to get people together!"
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
sneaking a tylenol into every meal my pregnant wife has in an attempt to create the kwisatz haderach of posting.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 18/09/2025
“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!” -ashamed -fragile -unreliable “A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.” -powerful -commanding -honest
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
ma’am please stop bothering that baked potato😭
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 16/09/2025
congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Brian Kilmeade carefully considered the criticism of his stance and changed his mind, conceding that not all homeless people should be liquidated by lethal injection. That’s doing politics the right way. —Ezra Klein
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Preparing my hobby rocket to launch into the sun the dev of the next website I use that first presents me with an interface upon initially loading, and then shifts things around as I move my finger toward the screen so that by the time I interact with the site, I've clicked on the wrong thing
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Preparing my basement torture chamber for web devs who reject a login email/username if there is a space at the end
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Worth it?
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 31/08/2025
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
New bulletproof vest just droppef
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
My wife went to pee. I know because she announced it. She announces it every time. Why?
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Reminder
Him dying is half the battle
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The main difference between the twilight zone and a regular zone is all the weird stuff that goes on in there
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
how it feels to be asked about your research
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Gabriel Snyder @gabrielsnyder.com · 18/07/2025
err... these have been the ratings for Colbert the last 10 years ... seems pretty solid?
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
That or some protesters are going to be provoked and then beaten down
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
(sticking my broken dick in and out of my stacks of money while my robot wife gives me the gist of various books such as Lolita and Mein Kampf) i am politically homeless
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 27/06/2025
What is it, my good lord, the King languishes of?
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Trying to start a riot, I'm sure. I imagine it polls well in the red states.
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Love to have the wife come down the basement when I'm working on the remodel, inspect my work, and ask why I haven't made more progress. Because I am a computer programmer dear, and have no idea what I'm doing.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 17/06/2025
aaaaaaagh
breaking news chyron: cat angry as fuk
cat too angry god help us
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
current fun reading: ROGUE MALE, a 1939 british anti nazi thriller, a delight polar reading: Weird and Tragic Shores, by Chauncey Loomis, about the doomed Polaris expedition of 1873 research reading: Secondhand Time, by the stunning oral historian Svetlana Alexievich, about the USSR's collapse
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The invasion of Ukraine is legal under Russian law because it is a military operation, not a war. The deployment of US military forces on US territory doesn't violate Posse Comitatus because they are temporarily detaining US citizens, not arresting them.
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I'm really sorry, but I can't hear or read anything that follow the word "lowkey" in a sentence. My brain is simply frozen.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/06/2025
FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large theonion.com/fbi-war...
FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Holy shit
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
an object at rest stays at rest. a person in a towel after a shower who lays on the bed stays there until they die
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Do your parents know you're on here?
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
In the 40s, the US ambassador was gifted a carving that contained espionage technology from the Soviet Union. It hung for several years before it was discovered. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thi...
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The Thing (listening device) - Wikipedia
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/05/2025
"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." - Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 10/05/2025
I think about this comic at least once a week
- I want things to be different 
- *smashes everything*
- oh no
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The problem with wars of occupation is that eventually the occupiers get tired and want to go home. Whereas the occupied populations have nowhere to go, and their war is never over.
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
If you say birthright citizenship was never a thing, then everyone descended from slaves might have their citizenship withdrawn
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