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Ziggy Starcow

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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is that the Beatles?
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I guess one can elope, after all!
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We can't.
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Bush 2 was the beginning of political enshittification: Elvis fans and bankers, still high on Reagan fumes.
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It's the woke anti cookie agenda
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Of course they did Source: Politico share.google/uJV4l4YRHqtI...
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Supreme Court limits Voting Rights Act
In a 6-3 ruling, the justices narrowed how a key provision of the Voting Rights Act can be enforced.
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Laurie Ulster @floobish.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Octavia E. Butler, 1998:
From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING

Choose your leaders

with wisdom and forethought.

To be led by a coward

is to be controlled

by all that the coward fears.
To be led by a fool


is to be led

by the opportunists

who control the fool.

To be led by a thief

is to offer up

your most precious treasures

to be stolen.
To be led by a liar


is to ask

to be told lies.

To be led by a tyrant

is to sell yourself

and those you love

into slavery.
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The goose is part of the process.
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
How dare you insult the size of my army
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I am calling in an air strike on those effin peas
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Great, another reason for people not to vote for a reasonable person.
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The Wiggles absolutely slap
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Her shevacadoo is free
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Two yoots
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Ordered in time from least sweaty to sweatiest, obv
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Never ever put your arm in
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Exactly right. Biden's fault.
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Aka a bruise?
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Alex McLevy @alexm247.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A still from The Shining with adapted lyrics from “Last Resort”: “Cut my wife into pieces / this is a ghost resort”
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Is that a Pokémon?
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The bangingest account on bluesky
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Michael Myers
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Is this where we started?
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
If that's true where are all the audiobook shelves
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Or Jim Carey?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
One Thanksgiving, when someone said a movie he was looking forward to seeing was Ford vs Ferrari, I laughed heartily because I assumed he was being ironic. He wasn't.
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Or is it 50% empty
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Gilliam is the Dark Python
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I wonder if there are protocols other than 25A Section 4 for dealing with concerning results, but voluntarily. Such procedures may be classified. For mild impairment, would he be left in office, but stripped of some powers? Can someone please try to report on that?
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Dude is hung like a pc running Adobe acrobat with 32 tabs open, MS word with a document with change tracking and images, while a Linux virtual machine builds gcc from source.
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I guess that is a pretty big phonetic and/or symbolic honor.
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Handy how? I'm looking forward to seeing it..
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Why TV so long?
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Chicory and Moakle
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
RIP you, sorry
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Not all dumb guys
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Wait, he's familiar with a current event?
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
They will claim it is no different than the extrajudicial drone killings in the middle east of suspected terrorists. Would anyone be able to rebut that?
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Porch lights off means leave us alone
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Maybe we can win this with a concert
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
It's like Revenge of the Nerds but real life
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Then why isn't your name Uncle
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Ziggy Starcow @ziggystarcow.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Yeah well, you can't legally punish people for their speech either, but here we are.
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Aunt Iphrasis @thembithembi.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Am I the only one irritated by politicians saying they're going to enact x y or x policy on DAY ONE? Because no you're not. Get your parking pass, ID badge, and lil lumbar support pillow for your office chair. Don't be ridiculous.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Hope you all are having a blessed Thursday
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