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Samsquanch

@zerhackermann.bsky.social
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Roaming the damp woods, mumbling to itself about truck camping, motorcycles and roleplaying games. A sasquatch, bigfoot, Mossferatu. Instigator of Initiative Rolls. I am the liberal Fox News warned you about. My typos are my love language.

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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wake up babe! A new steam game dropped!
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I feel attacked
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*There aren't a lot of old-school leaky-hacktivists any more, but the ones that exist really want to go for the jugular. #GrayWar #cyberwar #Ukraine #Russia
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jesus. So I’m in the middle of hiring for a devops role. And the job was posted for a week because…deluge. I am just one human. Over 1000 apps. 🧵
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Awww man. Deep cut for the locals
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It sure has fucked up my internet searches. But I’ve decided to pitch #DCCRPG to carls audience of non players as the “dungeon crawler Carl game”… it’s a gateway drug. And my first step to world domination
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That was my thought. How much? Well mister Rashid did the math.
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Green Country Collective @gsustulsa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Darius
2h.

I got fired from AMC because whenever
someone ordered a small popcorn, I'd
"accidentally" fill up a large bucket and tell
them we ran out of smalls.

Now I work at McDonald's, and you better
believe you order a 6 piece, you're getting
8 or 9 nuggets. Order a 10 piece? There are
at least 13 in that box.

l'll keep doing this sh*t until the day I die.
F_ck these giant corporations. I'm here for
the people.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sneers in DCCRPG dice chain.
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it’s like when computers came along and the skyrocketing productivity gains gave us shorter work work weeks and more free time
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good. Those are the worst canadians
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
r/superman
Join
20h
What is Superman's "Kryptonite"?
In literature, mythology, and comic books heroes often have a "kryptonite" or "Achilles's heel", basically a weakness that makes them vulnerable.
I'm curious what fans here would consider to be
Superman's "Kryptonite"?
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r/superman mods • 20h
is permanently banned from
r/superman
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nailed it
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
PSA: Election officials in California, Oregon, Washington and elsewhere are telling voters if you can, return your ballot through an official ballot drop box rather than trusting it to the mail.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
oh here it comes the cancer fun! 1) I love tapped a car with my truck in the hospital parking lot. eh. shouldnt be too much. estimate 10K. WTF. I didnt run the damned thing over 2) I had Short Term Disability through my company insurance. cool yeah? oh wait...
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Labor Day movie watching
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Mark Somers @marksomers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When my #dccrpg character levels up.
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Tim Goodacre - Writer @timgoodacre.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Courtesy of @evonomics.bsky.social's fb page 😂
Angry mother to child: "I don't care about the drugs or the alcohol. Just tell me who gave you these Ayn Rand books!"
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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 27/08/2026
Crows are 100% on the side of anti-fascism. Even if we don't train them. But this is pretty great...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Legend #RIPDolly ♥️
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Lord, I asked you to take an 80 year old. I am now reminded of why you are not known for pinpoint accuracy.”
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly we weren’t ready for you to go yet.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Artist casually references one of my favorite Warren zevon songs…
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Joohn Choe @joohnchoe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The thing about the Jake Lang/Spiderman thing is that it's really kind of funny by itself, I think that's the problem with memes about it 🤔
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Nicole Minet 🌊💙 @nicoleminet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
first issues is based on what happened in Minneapolis yesterday
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 23/08/2026
Spider-Man beating the shit out of Jake Lang is my 2026 spirit animal.
Spider man punching Jake Lang. Below, JK Simmons saying now thats a picture of spiderman
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Asa is a year older. now 8. doesnt act like it. and to me he is a year old. It was a year ago that I brought this Choatic Stupid Goblin home. and he is most definitely his own fellow. For six months of that year he has done this. draped across my chest as I did brawl with the C-monster. good boy.
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Sam King @samuelking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Six six six, the number of the beast Hell and fire was spawned to be released! #DnD #IronMaiden
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Colby’s Big Banana™ 🍌🦦🏳️‍🌈🤽‍♂️ @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Looks like Bass is pulling a Fetterman.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
daaaaamn.
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Rise Up (From the Grave) Comus @riseupcomus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Perennial reminder that the big corporation does not care about you and there are better alternatives.
Chick tract saying that D&D is Mid
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Chris P. Wolf 🛸 Mostly Offline @chrispwolf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yes yes yes yes yes
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is not a healthy person.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh I love this.
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Pure Chaos Central @chaoscentral.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bathroom doors I painted in a bar.😜 #PureChaos #PCC
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They knew exactly what they were doing.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*Le Sigh*
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I enjoy Reacher. like the books its comfort food. Twinkies for breakfast. But man the third episode this season has the most awkward, tedious *boring* fade to black "sex scene". "just get on with it and quit wasting my time. this is painful"
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I love Cards Against Humanity.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Its ok Wynona. I see you. Dont apologize for who you are.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
yanno...Im probably not saying anything too incredibly radical here but...When it comes to feeding people I dont really care about the cost to me as a taxpayer. If some people really are getting SNAP and shouldnt be (despite no evidence) I really dont care. Because so many others are benefiting.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just googled things to do in Newport, Rhode Island and got a link to Town and Country magazine, where I saw this ad
“I licked it so it’s mine” on a base that has beast sniffing Belle’s ass in a very accurate Disney style
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