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Samsquanch

@zerhackermann.bsky.social
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Roaming the damp woods, mumbling to itself about truck camping, motorcycles and roleplaying games. A sasquatch, bigfoot, Mossferatu. Instigator of Initiative Rolls. I am the liberal Fox News warned you about. My typos are my love language.

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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 1h
Not meaning to kink shame but I hope you let the sauce cool before you “nailed it”
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wake up babe! A new steam game dropped!
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Yeah? And you look like you work at hot topic with all that pick me vibe”
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The characters in the game I run? Skyrim with a busted texture mod.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It was a paradigm shift for me when o realized I just didn’t like riding with other people. At all. And It’s been pointed out how odd that is more than once. Riding is an enforced meditation. Not focusing on the task is potentially deadly; but also frees a lot of one’s mind to rest.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I feel attacked
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*There aren't a lot of old-school leaky-hacktivists any more, but the ones that exist really want to go for the jugular. #GrayWar #cyberwar #Ukraine #Russia
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s gonna be y2k all over again. When people were exhuming dead COBOL programmers to sort out the code they wrote decades ago. Many senior engineers are 5-10 years away from retiring.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The problem is especially amplified in tech. I don’t think it’s as bad in other sectors. Yet. It’s really really making it hard for the next generation of engineers to make it into the business.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So when I come across one that may not be a perfect match but obviously somekk on me has taken the time to hand write the cover letter and give honest responses in the short answer sections. I’m gonna stop. And take a closer look. And likely invite them to interview.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But you know what has stood out to me? Natural language. We humans are pattern spotters. Things that break that pattern stand out.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now I expect applicants will use ai. To refine business language. To navigate cultural and native language gaps into business English. And I don’t mind that terribly.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And the bot rate is high. Dead links. Matched to linked in profiles that don’t match the experience. (One had nabbed the profile of a dude in marketing)
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Roughly 1/3 were knocked out by knockout questions. Another high chunk just didn’t follow directions on the questionnaire. But I’m still faced with hundreds of apps
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jesus. So I’m in the middle of hiring for a devops role. And the job was posted for a week because…deluge. I am just one human. Over 1000 apps. 🧵
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Things happen. It’s how the problem gets resolved that matters.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Awww man. Deep cut for the locals
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I feel a bit smug because none of the shit I’ve read in the books comes as a surprise after decades of playing rpgs with the sorts of demented mutants I fill my tribe with.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey if you didn’t someone else would have. It’s a good creative thought. I like it.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The books are pretty much an x-crawl adventure.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And to be fair to Carl. It does have some great lines. “Killing the mage solves most problems…”
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We shall defend the hill together brother. And we shall die on it back to back, taking multitudes with us!
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I remember that macguyver episode! From my own misbegotten experiments I knew even then That that’s not how it works, btw.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It sure has fucked up my internet searches. But I’ve decided to pitch #DCCRPG to carls audience of non players as the “dungeon crawler Carl game”… it’s a gateway drug. And my first step to world domination
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That was my thought. How much? Well mister Rashid did the math.
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Green Country Collective @gsustulsa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Darius
2h.

I got fired from AMC because whenever
someone ordered a small popcorn, I'd
"accidentally" fill up a large bucket and tell
them we ran out of smalls.

Now I work at McDonald's, and you better
believe you order a 6 piece, you're getting
8 or 9 nuggets. Order a 10 piece? There are
at least 13 in that box.

l'll keep doing this sh*t until the day I die.
F_ck these giant corporations. I'm here for
the people.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we've all become someones favorite druncle.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well sling a ding dong, they are playin' my song
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sneers in DCCRPG dice chain.
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it’s like when computers came along and the skyrocketing productivity gains gave us shorter work work weeks and more free time
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good. Those are the worst canadians
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
r/superman
Join
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What is Superman's "Kryptonite"?
In literature, mythology, and comic books heroes often have a "kryptonite" or "Achilles's heel", basically a weakness that makes them vulnerable.
I'm curious what fans here would consider to be
Superman's "Kryptonite"?
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r/superman mods • 20h
is permanently banned from
r/superman
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nailed it
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
PSA: Election officials in California, Oregon, Washington and elsewhere are telling voters if you can, return your ballot through an official ballot drop box rather than trusting it to the mail.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Clackamas Castanets is my favorite euphemism
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
...could go to someone who doesnt have STD insurance through their work. SO anyways... Im setting up to deal with all of that The irony? United Healthcare. Yeah those guys. have paid every bill without a peep and Im talking approaching six figures.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just as Im recovering they tell me "Oh you could get leave through your cash strapped state. give us back the money we paid over the last months." I wasnt aware the state leave was an option. and hang on I was paying for this insurance. I should use that before using resources that..
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
oh here it comes the cancer fun! 1) I love tapped a car with my truck in the hospital parking lot. eh. shouldnt be too much. estimate 10K. WTF. I didnt run the damned thing over 2) I had Short Term Disability through my company insurance. cool yeah? oh wait...
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Im just south of you. I could..yanno.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
you had me at megadungeon
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The point being: the work isn’t for naught. It’s all there. In your brain cathedral. And it will show in exciting ways as you play the game; so long as you put all that work aside.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It took a long time for me to learn that the work does show organically; once you let go of it. Sure, do all the things. Then let it all go. And sometimes, “guard number 3” just doesn’t really need all of that stuff. He’s just there to point out that the saxons are at the gate and exit left.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When I was in an acting conservatory we learned all these wonderful tools for building these wonderful characters. Biographies, internal mechanisms, *theme music*. And lord did our young selves want to show all that work. At once. In the brief time we weee in stage. And it was awful
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Grim cute? Cozy dank? ASMR torture?
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Labor Day movie watching
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This fuckin guy…
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jeez all I did was change the boss’ email notification sound. That is was cheech’s barker speech declaring the variety of available poon in “dusk to dawn” was beside the point.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah I bet clouting them with that statue would have hurt like hell.
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