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Samsquanch

@zerhackermann.bsky.social
409 followers 363 following 7K posts

Roaming the damp woods, mumbling to itself about truck camping, motorcycles and roleplaying games. A sasquatch, bigfoot, Mossferatu. Instigator of Initiative Rolls. I am the liberal Fox News warned you about. My typos are my love language.

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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wake up babe! A new steam game dropped!
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Labor Day movie watching
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This fuckin guy…
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When my #dccrpg character levels up.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Asa is a year older. now 8. doesnt act like it. and to me he is a year old. It was a year ago that I brought this Choatic Stupid Goblin home. and he is most definitely his own fellow. For six months of that year he has done this. draped across my chest as I did brawl with the C-monster. good boy.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They knew exactly what they were doing.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Heading out right about now
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Jen Psaki. Tore a new one on the regular like a fed up teacher
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
well younget to have wizard hair. at around 40 I saw I was headed down the Hulkster route and went full aerodynamic. wind tunnel tested.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Look, people, if you have receipts - publish them. Otherwise you are just attention whoring.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Now that Ive proved I have a high con bonus and made my save vs cancer. I gotta drop the thing that really helped. This sumbitch right here.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh for frog's snacks....
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Its gonna get a bit drinky out tonight. And another thing: Fuck Cancer
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A good day. My son gave me a stack of old heavy metal magazines. And playing #dccrpg with some dudes.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It has a got damn adventure! And the too small to read here text is a straight up talking heads call out. Brilliant.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Even got the damn 🖍️
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I got the best damn friends. At lunch a month ago I mentioned I wanted to find a set of dice colored like the original sets from back in the day. Just now in my mailbox
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
One good thing about arriving at chemo appointment early: I can grab a frozen mocha at the stand. Like the bougie bitch I am
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My brother and I were reminiscing about games we played on wintery alaskan evenings. My fave has always been Mille Bornes. Some time back I went to buy it and had to hunt high and low for a deck that had the original style illustrations from the early 60s.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
yes.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I realized I hadnt read the whole thing since middle schoolish. I encountered this very inexpensive and beautifully bound set. I shall resist expounding on the deep delight in discovering these as a kid in the pre-internet era (*ahem*) "Wait...there's more after the Hobbit?!" do re-enjoy it!
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Blessed to live where I do, this is the shit. Im handling the chemo well but this stuff knocks the shit out of any nausea and ramps up the appetite (big weight loss on my part) my old light weight ass only needs 304 drops in a smoothie and it is a very gentle buzz. no fuggin weed aftertaste either
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
got a wee present to stick in my truck camper. (human for scale)
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
my cancerous weight gain program continues. SAMSQUANCH used GUMMIE It was super effective!
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I wonder if she got a gig at the fair
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
who the fuck hates #motorcycles?
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
First round with the good poison. I better get some fucking super powers outta this. Every body shout it with me: fuck cancer
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Hold up...
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
You know who you are.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Oh? Well it looks like my decades in QA and my PhD from Fuck U is about to pay off.
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
ready to roll. (dammit Gaxx Worx needs to re-issue those dice)
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
the "Nice" racists in Laurelhurst. the poster children for NIMBY and "The Seattle Freeze" Laurelhurst in a nutshell:
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I havent seen this film since I was a teenager myself. but this photo...I thought "hang on...that looks like a guzzi" yup! It is! A loop frame Guzzi in police trim (internet says its a v700. Id need to see the block clearly)
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Samsquanch @zerhackermann.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Dems are being handed a ground ball. a slow pitch. This fool is writing your campaign slogans for you. dont fuck it up.
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