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Spooky Sapperstein

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 13h
the quoted post, altered to be about the new White House press secretary
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Spooky Sapperstein @zaytaj237.bsky.social · 12h
Oh, Demon Knight is on Peacock
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Shaq's Playful Shimmy
ALT: Shaq's Playful Shimmy
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 15h
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 4: In Search of Jungle Treasure

Pegleg Pete grossily licks his lips, drooling as he holds Mickey and Minnie at gunpoint. The two mice are shocked by what he says.

Pete: An' as soon as we git back, Minnie an' me is gonna git hitched! She'll make me a swell little wife!
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 17h
Anyone who votes for this clown should be pre-fitted for an ankle monitor
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On November 1, 2026, I will run the New York City Marathon in memory of Sandy Hook Elementary School’s Chase Kowalski, in memory of all the Sandy Hook children and teachers who should still be with us ❤️‍🩹 I am determined to cross that finish line 💚 www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...
Mychal smiles while wearing yellow hoodie, PBS beanie, and headphones
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am learning to be more and more concise in my responses
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 20h
was recently informed by my fiancée that all the many times women have wanted to compare hand sizes with me? that was flirting. learn something new every day!
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Spooky Sapperstein @zaytaj237.bsky.social · 14h
boxd.it/gHemKN
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A ★★★★★ diary entry for Pumpkinhead (1988)
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A ★★★★ review of Pet Sematary II (1992)
This movie is hysterical! I can't believe I forgot about both of the potatoes scenes 😭💀
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think there are fewer psyops than people like to believe. I think maybe one or two pysops pop off every few months and when it happens everyone in the office is like YAAAAY!
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/10/2026
watching disclosure day: emily blunt’s face in the reflection of that guy’s big bald head almost killed me. now I’m worried people are doing that to me
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is who they always were Remember how, immediately after 9/11, the number one item on the Republican agenda was legalizing torture by the state?
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Leor Galil @imleor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very cool that Turnstile is doing a fundraiser for Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon on the grounds of the Washington Monument later this month
TURNSTILE ANNOUNCES FREE SHOW IN 
WASHINGTON, D.C.

TURNSTILE AT THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT
TO TAKE PLACE OCTOBER 24TH
RAISING FUNDS FOR HUMAN CONCERN INTERNATIONAL AND THEIR HUMANITARIAN EFFORTS IN PALESTINE, SUDAN & LEBANON
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just Tom DeLonge soaking it in as all of Petco Park loudly sings along to one of his songs
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Vasectomy Hot-Wired theonion.com/vasectomy-hot-wired
Vasectomy Hot-Wired
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Y’all Qaeda
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The FDA just announced they won’t release their “safety review” of abortion pills until March of next year. In other words: They’re stalling until after the midterms.
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FDA says it will complete safety review of abortion pill in March
A federal judge in Louisiana ordered the FDA to provide an update on its safety study as part of a lawsuit seeking to overturn a provision allowing mifepristone to be delivered by mail.
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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If someone ever actually makes a movie from one of my stories my wish list is to have it be all puppets and a Jazz soundtrack
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what was i going through six years ago
On this day
6 years ago
Rax King Oct 8, 2020 •
imagine a fig newton as big as a party sub
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Color Sundays Vol. 1: Hoppy the Kangaroo

Mickey and Hoppy are in a boxing ring, both wearing gloves. Mickey punches Hoppy right in the pouch.

Mickey: (smiling) Come on, Hoppy! BOX!

Hoppy: HONK! HONK!
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Guys, this post got me a Bsky blue check. I couldn't be happier that this is how it happened.
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WRMS Traffic & Weather Reporter on the 2’s @carnegro.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
There are sentences being written that really should have never been written.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Last day of work before an extended weekend off, already planning my Dr. Pepper consumption
Toad holding a bottle of Dr pepper 

The text "I got a feeling that tonights gonna be a good night"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LMFAO look at this shit I just got. what's the opposite of a targeted ad? girl you better keep looking!!
WE'RE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE NOT ON
PSYCHIATRICR MEDICATIONS
If you experience depression or PTSD, you may be eligible to participate in a research study
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this movie got me to watch the bergman seventh seal as a little man
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me, an immigrant, watching people who said immigrants are corrupting america engage in actual corrupt behavior
An Asian man looks out the window with binoculars. An Asian man smiling at the camera.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
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king's co-op boo store 👻 @kingsbookstore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a nobel prize is cool i guess but Anne Carson also received a Sappho finger puppet from yours truly and just look at that smile
anne carson with a Sappho finger puppet next to a bearded bookseller
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The work of Anne Damer (1748- 1828), English sculptor. Described as a "female genius", one of the 1st recognised women sculptors, who lived with her lover, Irish actress Elizabeth Farren #WomensArt
Monochrome photograph featuring a sculpture of the upper half of a woman in a greek style
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Part (but far from all) of what's horrific here is: a woman weighing the consequences of speaking up about being sexually assaulted, because speaking up imposes burdens and costs (and so does not speaking up).
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. A Phoenix New Times exclusive.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Google will not tolerate hustlers trying to steal the market share that they stole from actual journalists
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 07/10/2026
i love this woman
Williams shared the department's statement to her Instagram Story on Monday (Oct. 5), adding her own decidedly less diplomatic response. “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat dick,” Williams wrote.
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Goosebart @goosebumpsart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy 83rd, Mr. Stine
R.L. Stine on the set of "The Haunted Mask" circa 1995.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.indiewire.com/news/box-off...
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‘Coyote vs. Acme,’ Abandoned as a Tax Write-Off by Warner Bros., Grosses $100 Million Globally
'Coyote vs. Acme,' once abandoned as a tax write-off by Warner Bros., grosses $100 million globally ahead of digital release.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Starbucks Announces New Teen-Free Hours For Nervous Adults Who Just Want To Redeem Birthday Reward theonion.com/starbucks-announces-ne…
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026
waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt
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Jonathan Edwards @jontofski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thumbnails.
A page of black & white drawings
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i don't think that's true
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JUST IN: Scientists warn sexually transmitted diarrhea is rapidly developing antibiotic resistance, with some infections becoming “close to untreatable.”
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An Empty Paper Bag @joeygeko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ben Sisko explaining to some lady why he lives on bajor
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
inventing new wire mothers is crazy work
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Excited to see that we’re replacing new housing with chatbots that tell you to kill yourself
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whatever chain of people wrote and approved this ad should spend the rest of their careers on an HR watch list imo.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think it's closer to the truth that LLMs *can* save time on *some tasks* which can be valuable *if* you monitor them and check their output. But that doesn't get you a trillion dollars so they have to squint into the middle distance and say stupid sci fi bullshit instead
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