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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg

@zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social
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The only flag you'll see in my bio is the one I wipe my ass with. Curmudgeonly, opinionated, sometimes wrong.

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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hell yeah dude
a woodcut sign of a standing guy holding a tankard of ale and a long pipe in the other hand, with a little dog looking up at him

around the bottom it says WHO'LL SMOAK WITH EY MAN IN EY MOON
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man, I hate Libslop. First off, Reagan WAS a traitor and should have been shot for treason, Bill fucking Clinton is an Epstein associate and his relationship with Monica Lewinsky was more seriously unethical than marital infidelity, and Bush let Bernie Sanders carry out the Sept. 11 2001 WTC attacks
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A dizzyingly complex JDPON Don meme featuring (clockwise from top left) footage of the 2001 World Trade Center attack overlayed with text reading: "Unlimited Genocide on the 1st World" , Trump as Qin Shi Huang (with wicks pulled into pigtails?) shooting fireballs out onto the World Trade Center buildings, "OUR DAY IS COMING" in red electronic display format underneath "Trump Shi Huang", and the final fourth segment is a picture of the 1st Reconnaissance Battalion, 1st Marine Division, I Marine Expeditionary Force with the US flag and their battalion flag underneath, which is just the SS "Sig" runes on a black background. Yuck. Beneath it all is text reading "Shaykh donal al-Trumb".
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phylan @phylan.website · 24/07/2026
we need hostile architecture for the politically homeless
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can't really blame people for tilting at windmills here. The amount of legit Neo Nazi shit I've seen IRL in the recent months has been crazy making for me. But like...at the same time: come on people.
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I find it hard to find words to convey the absolute disdain I have for this wretched politician. She invents devils to advocate for. She cynically conflates spinelessness with compromise in order to defend her own, perverted fecklessness.
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
100% of correct fear about AI is the resources it consumes to do menial bullshit poorly, its use in fabricating misinformation, and the ways it's being used to build a surveillance state the likes of which have not been seen.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Awh...I'd have loved to see the circus with Newsom running around in it.
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GreyWeirdo @greyweirdo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just one more thing. I can't get it off my mind and maybe you can help me. Who put the "bomp" in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? You see what I mean? Boy, my wife, she loves those old songs. Also, how did the "ram" get into the rama lama ding dong? How would you account for that?
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Lieutenant Columbo Gestures & Investigates
Alt: Lieutenant Columbo Gestures & Investigates
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
After booing him, the crowd breaks out in a loud, “Ted Cruz sucks!” chant.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A tombstone:

CHARLIE KIRK
we are richer 
for having lost him
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jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social @jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This country sucks
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i love my wife lakelynn and our boys rick, morty, and charlie kirk
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ugh okay yes I would
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
still the best to do it
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cause of death: Suicide
Occupation: Slave
Known for: Being castrated
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
8 Republicrats and 2 cowards showing their asses.
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Look, idk what Mr. Rupar thinks counts as "Against Trump" but approving his nominees, advancing fascist bills and not materially resisting the Trump administration's tireless assaults on civil rights, environmental, consumer protections, and the façade of separation of powers is not "opposition".
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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AdrianVG @adrianvg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Still thinking about the Bongo Dolphin.
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My GOD she was born to post
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Map of Lake Ontario which is labeled "Lake Bernard Montgomery Sanders Shot JFK From The 6th Floor South Easternmost Window Of The Texas School Book Depository, Starting A Chain of Events That Has Resulted In Widespread Vaccine Misinformation Campaigns And Modern Era Measles Outbreaks. He Has Not Yet Been Brought To Justice Map of Lake Ontario labeled "Lake Richard 'Dick' Bong"Map of Lake Ontario labeled "Lake Lake Lake Lake Lake Lake"Map of Lake Ontario labeled "Lake Off-tario"
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/08/2026
The guy in this video is a master class in creeping out the creepers for the public good. study it.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Actor Tim Curry has died at 80, TMZ reports
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Actor Tim Curry Dead at 80
Tim Curry -- the legendary film and TV actor best known for playing Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the cult classic "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" -- has died ... TMZ has learned.
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dems are about to learn, I think for the last time, that "The triumph of Good over Evil is not always inevitable."
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Queen.
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Shine
Dolly Parton · Little Sparrow · Song · 2001
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Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Apologies ahead of time, but I'm going to be a menace about people getting the word out about how Chris Pappas and Maggie Goodlander both need to lose in two weeks. Share the post below, download and post the images. This is the last chance to replace a pair of Trumpists with decent people.
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Woah there friendo, I was thinkin' we could just... ask them to say they're sorry and then let the Democratic process play out."
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
55 more birthdays to this absolute legend.
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Man, people are mad at Cheung for calling Jon Ossof "Jon Jackoff" but like...he voted for a fascist bill. Jon Jackoff. I don't care how much he hates "dRumpF" or however the libs are doing avoidance speech nowadays. He's a Jackoff.
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Analysis | When voters take to the polls in November, Republican candidates will be weighed down by President Trump. Democratic candidates will be weighed down by Wisconsin primary runner-up Francesca Hong.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/08/2026
"are texas christian nationalists forcing kids to read the bible to give them a thorough education in classical western letters or are they doing it to indoctrinate kids into their fascist death cult" seems like an easy question to answer
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Hiro Ohta @xlix.me · 19/08/2026
Libraries are the last proof that the richest things in life are free.
Photo by Talha Resitoglu. A library reading room seen from the rear. A barrel-vaulted ceiling opens to a long skylight of pale glass. Tiered wooden shelves hold books along two galleries, with a stained glass window, a round clock, and carved lions on marble at the right. Below, people read and work at long tables, laptops and bottles beside them. A white-haired man in a pale shirt sits nearest, turned away. Red and cream patterned carpet covers the floor.
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Wabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Werner Herzog with a word balloon
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
And, assuming he lives long enough (chances are high), he'll get elected for an illegal 3rd term!
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Schindler and I were like two peas in a pod. We both built weapons for the Nazis. But mine worked, damn it!
Mr Burns yelling at Senior Spielbergo
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You know, Scott Jennings has at least on one occasion made verbal threats against someone he was losing an argument against. Wouldn't it be a shame if someone took those verbal threats seriously? Just a thought.
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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Watching the boomerreich collapse under its progressive illiteracy is probably what it was like watching the Habsburgs produce increasingly fucked up inbred heirs who also couldn’t read or write
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This, in addition to the aforementioned racism of Wisconsin voters, is why Crowley doesn't stand a chance against Tiffany. Unless he adopts progressive, popular policies, he's screwed and it's Tiffany's game.
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Cascadia(PNW) @cascadiarevolting.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Moderation is the real risk. Not the left. Moderates aren’t the “safe” choice. They’re the real risk. When Kamala Harris lost, people blamed the left. They still do. While I don’t necessarily agree that the left is the WHOLE reason Trump won, this is the narrative moderates use. Frequently.
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Looks like Crowley is gonna win in Wisconsin, probably by a percent or so. Unfortunately, a huge proportion of the electorate in Wisconsin will never pass up an opportunity to be unfathomably racist so...not looking good for November.
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Zark Smelliot Fuckerberg @zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
But it's not going to. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Trump will not see another day behind bars. He'll be president for another 6 years, unless he lives longer than that and then we're looking at 10, unless he abdicates power to a Theil stooge. All of his cronies will get off Scott free
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