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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson

@zapjackson.bsky.social
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Designer of the Loathing games. My various projects are collected and organized at horrible.farm

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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Starve a vole, feed a beaver.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My grandma was into BDSM — Baking, Doilies, Sadism and Macramé.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Credits on Control Resonant. I’m really ride or die for the first one, and this one does a pretty good job of living up to it. I’m still invested enough to want to mop up all the side quests. Those arcade machines can eat my butt though. Impossibly difficult.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you like waiting for shaders to compile, I’ve got some great news for you.
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Frank Lantz @flantz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Our new word game / tower defense mashup now has a free demo! store.steampowered.com/app/5346200/...
store.steampowered.com
Towers of Babble Demo on Steam
Word Game Tower Defense. Spell AXE to harvest wood. Spell FORT to make an armored tower. Every word you spell becomes a tower with unique stats and powers. Every word is also a unique level with proce...
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 06/10/2026
Really pleased to finally say that Chris Remo and I were the lead writers on Star Wars: Galactic Racer. The team at Fuse are the absolute best in their field, and it really shows. It was a great project to work on and is an even better game to play. Sebulba forever
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Chris Remo @chrisremo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was enormously fun to serve as lead writer on Star Wars: Galactic Racer alongside Duncan. It’s a very ambitious project and Fuse did an amazing job! (Fortunately, Sebulba returned and we got to help put him in a video game)
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Brian Fart is when your buddy Brian drops such rank ass that you briefly forget how to spell brain.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In places where perma-DST makes it dark when you’re going to work or school, just change when work and school start! Everyone hates the status quo and it’s so easy to fix. It’s about to start getting dark here at 4pm and it makes me so mad every year. We are in charge! We can adjust stuff! Christ.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Christopher Lloyd episode of Amazing Stories. www.imdb.com/title/tt0511...
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm trying to buy some leather straps for a costume and I desperately wish Amazon had a "not horny" checkbox.
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Matthew Castle @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I regret to inform you: I quite enjoyed Digger. No way near as annoying as the trailer seemed, and hiding a big reveal that gave it a much needed tonal shift and firmer foundations to work from. At the very least, not a boring two hours in the cinema.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bake ninety cakes.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man. Digger rules. See it in a theater if you can.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This goes to show you the value of a real education.
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Riff Conner @rifflesby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not the first or last time you'll see this but i gotta post it every year. just a thing i gotta do
=COMING UP=
GOBLIN TIME
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
catfishing.net #831 - 6/10 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐟 🐟🐟🐈🐈🐟
catfishing.net
catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game
Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remembered a dream where this guy told me he had spent tens of thousands of dollars on the four most desirable Twitter usernames. The names were "@cool" "@coolcool" "@coolcoolcool" and "@lorenzo".
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some wild stuff in this book.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My Mighty Orbot is also named Bort. mighty-orbots.fandom.com/wiki/Bort
mighty-orbots.fandom.com
Bort
Bort is a gaunt-thin male robot with a nervous personality and a voice like Lou Costello. He is the one member of the team that is the most handy due to have being built with quick-change circuits and...
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Havin' a pretty good week here! catfishing.net #830 - 7/10 🐟🐟🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐈🐟🐈🐈
catfishing.net
catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game
Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.
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Asymmetric Games @asym.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
KoL: October's Item-of-the-Month is now in Mr. Store. Plant the black rosebud and have a daily stroll through your fully immersive, hyper-realistic 3-dimensional rose garden.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'd go grocery shopping but I'm listless
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Samuel Roberts @samuelwroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why do so many video games have silly names? I wrote about it for PC Gamer. www.pcgamer.com/games/why-so...
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Why so many Steam games have weirdly similar (and forgettable) names
"Suddenly everything's called Rise of the Bonelord: Origins of Dust."
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did okay today too! Real brain fart on #8 though. catfishing.net #829 - 7/10 🐈🐈🐟🐟🐈 🐈🐈🐟🐈🐈
catfishing.net
catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game
Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Personal best today! catfishing.net #828 - 7.5/10 🥚🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐟🐟🐈🐈
catfishing.net
catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game
Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can’t believe this is how I find out you unfollowed me.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What kind of dudgeon are we gettin' into, boys? High?
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We've dealt with this by just not having a save system. I dunno if that would work for a game people perceive as more serious, though.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Via tedium.co, this is the patent for making Combos: patents.google.com/patent/US416... This and whatever the patent is for making Twizzlers Nibs have defined my automotive snack habits for decades now.
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US4162333A - Method and apparatus for making filled food product - Google Patents
An apparatus and method for making a filled tubular food product in which tubular dough pieces are extruded onto a supporting die member which maintains the internal diameter of the cavity in each dou...
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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Neighbor tricked me into eating a Ouija board. Disguised it as a square pizza. He was trying to turn me into a doorway to unknown realms, but all that happened was I puked up a little goblin foot. He was so embarrassed I ended up buying him a real pizza to cheer him up.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The old d6 Star Wars.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is already really good and I can’t wait to see the final version.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Theorycrafting a hybrid build that uses Holy Shit and Shadow Piss.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The media of my youth led me to believe that I would encounter a lot of mechanical bulls as an adult. I think I've seen maybe two.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I understand the Big Walk hype now.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Y'know when you can tell a bank used to be a Pizza Hut? Whatever moves in here is gonna have a much worse version of that problem. hoodline.com/2026/09/ripl...
hoodline.com
Ripley's Believe It or Not Closing San Francisco Location
After 60 years, Ripley's Believe It or Not is leaving San Francisco's Fisherman's Wharf for good.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's Negroni Week in San Francisco, or as I call it, "time to drink at home."
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cottage is a criminally underrated cheese.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Player base too clever.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We're getting pretty weird with October's Item-of-the-Month.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading any new pics throw your phone into the river
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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 18/09/2026
Went to Resident Evil at the Alamo with @zapjackson.bsky.social . That news item about cutting half the jokes must've been a head feint. Release cut is rife with the things. Very amusing, heavy on the jump scares. Not as intricate or beautiful as Weapons or Barbarians, but still. Recommended.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Deliberately getting captured by the Cenobite cult so I can eat all their a la carte sausages.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Man, this Hellraiser: Revival is a video-game-ass video game. I miss single-player narrative FPSes and also games where you go into weird Clive Barker realms, so I guess I'll put up with a bunch of BDSM gore for a new one.
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man, I hope this is real. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/the-hea...
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The head of Nightdive Studios appears to be teasing a remaster of GameCube cult classic Eternal Darkness | VGC
“It deserves the treatment I know Nightdive Studios is capable of…
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Someone had left a Beavis and Butthead book in an old office of mine. One page was a letter they had written to Tom Anderson that said something like "We were digging in your yard and Beavis broke open a pipe that smelled like farts, so if your fart faucet doesn't work, that's why." Pretty good.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 15/09/2026
Reporters were discouraged from taking video of Mitch McConnell as the infrared autofocus mechanism of the camera "aggravates his Passenger" and "sets him all to scurrying"
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Plemmons OBE lemon sorbet.
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