Sign in

Zalbo

@zalbo.bsky.social
88 followers 278 following 67 posts

Just this guy, you know?

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Zalbo
James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
know he's obviously going to win, but still mildly enjoyable that he hyped up an anti-establishment election and ended up being rattled enough to spend 10k fighting a bin
Guardian headline:
Polls open in Clacton, where Farage spent more than £10,000 in byelection against Count Binface – UK politics live

Subheading: The Reform UK leader resigned as the MP for Clacton at the start of July and forced a byelection
38617119
Reposted by Zalbo
Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Bastard
938249
Reposted by Zalbo
Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:
6754461559
Reposted by Zalbo
HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/08/2026
Imagine if Reform spent as much money improving the places they're in charge of as they do advertising themselves to be re-elected in a completely unnecessary election that they called by abandoning that constituency. #Clacton
418243
Reposted by Zalbo
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Again, what right wing Republicans and Democrats call "socialism" is the sort of regulated capitalism that was consensus for much of the 20th century. They pretend it's anti-market when really it's only anti-oligarchy
3556101318
Reposted by Zalbo
404 Media @404media.co · 11/07/2026
“It might feel like you’re ‘saving time and money,’ but you’re actually slowly turning your brand into something generic like all the other brands out there using AI tools.” www.404media.co/we-are-livin...
404media.co
We Are Living in a ‘ChatGPT Flyer Pandemic’
"Hey if this is your flyer, I’m not going, I’m not donating, I’m not sharing. Don’t ask me."
201070329
Reposted by Zalbo
White Flight From the Mouth of Infinity @leyndellsoviet.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Ceasefire(?) No(,) More bombing(!)
084
Reposted by Zalbo
James Ball @jamesrball.com · 08/07/2026
"Farage should win an election where no major parties field candidates, but such a victory looks hollow, and the contest pointless. Given that, Farage might even be tempted to u-turn on his idea to resign as an MP in the first place – but then he would forever be the man who ran scared of a bin."
thenewworld.co.uk
Nigel Farage has tried to be too clever - and there’s an obvious problem with that
The man who would be PM will now spend the summer fighting for his political life against a man dressed as a bin
1515338
Reposted by Zalbo
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/07/2026
TRUMP: Would you go to Moscow? ZELENSKYY: It is difficult. There are lots of Ukrainian drones there. It's dangerous.
40150591120
Reposted by Zalbo
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
228140343949
Zalbo @zalbo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Always unfortunate when the evil team win
000
Reposted by Zalbo
Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
things that currently exist that i am enjoying because they exist and are real and real companies are producing these things - data centers in space - full self driving - robotaxis - computer chips in your brains - mars colonies - moon catapults - fully autonomous robots (billions of them)
471102133
Reposted by Zalbo
Josephus Brown @josephusbrown.myatproto.social · 12/06/2026
the trajectory of the 21st century feels like the writers of the 20th century were mad we missed what they thought was very obvious symbolism and morals and have decided to just go for it
467893
Zalbo @zalbo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
People standing at the train doors but not going in are jerks
000
Zalbo @zalbo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Eurovision using AI slop, ffs
020
Reposted by Zalbo
Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
His closest aide sentenced to 10.5 years for spying for the Russians. Failing to disclose £5m donation and how he bought a house in Clacton. A decade of school antisemitism and racism. Cavorting with Neo Nazis and planning mass deportations. What is the media love about Farage?
62822376
Reposted by Zalbo
Futurism @futurism.com · 09/04/2026
This is catastrophic.
trib.al
Analysis Finds That Google's AI Overviews Are Providing Misinformation at a Scale Possibly Unprecedented in the History of Human Civilization
A new analysis commissioned by The New York Times suggests that Google's AI Overviews are wrong an astonishing percentage of the time.
11745342025
Reposted by Zalbo
Torsten Bell @torstenbell.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The real headline: crypto crook (who pleaded guilty to breaking US money laundering rules) plans to try and buy UK politics www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...
961514662
Reposted by Zalbo
HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 04/04/2026
I've left out a hot cross bun and glass of creme egg flavoured Aldi baileys. Might stay up and try and catch the Easter bunny sneaking down the chimney and laying an egg under the crucifix.
730423
Reposted by Zalbo
"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Honestly, the great crisis of our society is the unwillingness of institutions to inflict consequences. Impeach the president, fire the sex pests, expel cheating students, excommunicate an unrepentant heretic, prosecute the war criminals. Believe in your institution enough to enforce its rules.
362713642
Reposted by Zalbo
Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...
“I dislike social commentary. Like… I really hate it. When I’m reading a book, I just want to be entertained, not preached at by the author. Plus, it ruins the wonder of the story if I know the author has a political or social axe to grind. I no longer speculate about all possible outcomes of the story because I know for a fact that the universe of that book will conspire to ensure that the author’s political agenda is validated. I hate that,” Weir said. “I put no politics or social commentary into my stories at all. Anyone who thinks they see something like that is reading it in on their own. I have no point to make, and I’m not trying to affect the reader’s opinion on anything. My sole job is to entertain, and I stick to that.”

“For instance, as a lifelong Star Trek fan, it’s always bothered me that there is a presumed ‘responsibility’ within Star Trek shows to talk about social issues,” the writer added. “I just want to watch Romulans and the Federation shoot at each other.”
5479081212
Reposted by Zalbo
The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 24/03/2026
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Ivan Ehlers.
204546966
Reposted by Zalbo
Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
STICK IT ON A FIVE POUND NOTE
bbc.co.uk
Red kite with sausage roll snapped by Banbury photographer
Mark Hopkins managed to get some pictures of the bird from his back garden.
493224825
Reposted by Zalbo
The Guardian @theguardian.com · 09/03/2026
Revealed: UK’s multibillion AI drive is built on ‘phantom investments’
theguardian.com
Revealed: UK’s multibillion AI drive is built on ‘phantom investments’
Exclusive: Rented datacentres and ‘supercomputer’ site that’s still a scaffolding yard raise questions for Starmer’s push to ‘mainline AI into veins of economy’ * From press release … to scrap metal site: the Essex supercomputer that’s still a scaffolding yard A multibillion-pound drive to “mainline AI into the veins” of the British economy is riddled with “phantom investments” and shaky accounting, a Guardian investigation has found. Since 2024, successive Conservative and Labour governments have proclaimed massive deals to build new datacentres, create thousands of jobs and construct a supercomputer. Continue reading...
169738
Reposted by Zalbo
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"US demanded military help and was told to fuck off by everyone in NATO within 24 hrs" was unthinkable 18 months ago. But Hegseth can fail where failure is impossible. One of one.
641258
Reposted by Zalbo
Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The State of the Union: the president is a corrupt demented sex criminal who tried to overthrow the constitution.
841284636153
Zalbo @zalbo.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
There better not be AI slop in this closing ceremony like there was in the opening. #winterolympics
000
Reposted by Zalbo
Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
More like “Trump’s Bored of Peace,” amirite?
2252695
Reposted by Zalbo
Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████
6860421723
Reposted by Zalbo
actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 10/02/2026
2020 twitter post from @actioncookbook: "Every article about a major retailer going bankrupt spends eight paragraphs musing “I guess millennials just don’t buy shirts?” before casually mentioning a private equity acquisition three years ago in one sentence at the end"
1268532319
Reposted by Zalbo
Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
So you had a dual stitch up — the Russian/American oligarchs around Farage and Johnson, and the Russian/American oligarchs around Mandelson. Leave or remain, they didn’t want their contacts investigated. So Brexit went ahead.
11316155
Zalbo @zalbo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Winter Olympics message about culture completely undermined by AI slop animation (powered by stolen culture)
022
Reposted by Zalbo
Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
if your film could be "ruined" just by someone on the internet replacing one of the words in it with the word sausage, maybe it wasn't a very good film in the first place
16498
Reposted by Zalbo
Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.
7968071311
Reposted by Zalbo
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
58178714317
Reposted by Zalbo
Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Trump is up and rambling on at Davos and talking bollocks on a scale that would throw shade on Buster Gonad himself.
92903116
Reposted by Zalbo
~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.
101154522
Reposted by Zalbo
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
WAIT WAIT WAIT....the right is treating the hog's own footage as a GOTCHA!? Oh boy. Never forgive, never forget.
21645
Reposted by Zalbo
James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
"What will I do when they start murdering civilians & blatantly lying about it?" I think a lot of people will, somewhere deep inside, be surprised to discover their actual answer to this question. Mostly 'free speech' campaigners, terminally online 'classical liberals' & self-styled 'libertarians'.
96972198
Zalbo @zalbo.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Gingerbread Pepsi max is great, I hope they bring it back next year
000
Reposted by Zalbo
Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
449246938997
Zalbo @zalbo.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Wow, high drama in the traitors
000
Reposted by Zalbo
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/01/2026
Crockett: "Everyone wants to talk about how Maduro was illegitimate. As we sit here on January 6, I do want to be clear: somebody else was trying to be a Maduro of the United States. Somebody else wanted to do the exact same thing. The difference is Maduro was successful."
482249886679
Reposted by Zalbo
Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 06/01/2026
Did you miss a run? You wanna see it again? Check out our YouTube where you can also watch our panels from #AGDQ2026, uploaded overnight! www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Rf...
youtube.com
GDQ Jeopardy: Community Edition - Awesome Games Done Quick 2026 Panels
YouTube video by Games Done Quick
14711
Reposted by Zalbo
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
There we go. That there’s a headline.
ft.com
Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter
A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent
153134553539
Reposted by Zalbo
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 03/01/2026
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
96194166011
Reposted by Zalbo
Jeremy (Harpsichord Enjoyer) @gogdog.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
12394262135