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Jade Pennig

@zahnster.bsky.social
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Builder of web things. Music nerd. Rider of various wheels & boards. Seeker of new places, good friends, fancy drinks, and epic adventures. 🏳️‍🌈 jade.pennig.name

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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gee. Wonder why.
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New tattoo vibes 🌊🌴🪨🇧🇷
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If you were cool with this, you can shove that "Happy Independence Day" up your ass.
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 29/06/2026
agent: let's delete this file harness: 🚨 DANGER NOPE CAN'T DO THAT 🚨 agent: let's replace this file with the empty string harness: 😌 thank god yes that's better 💆
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
When you see everyone else eating shit and figure you just gotta get yourself a taste.
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 21/06/2026
(not mine)
Fake “Pantone Color of the Year 2026” showing algae and green as “American Flag Blue”
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Destiny is tired of all the S#!t 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @destinysraven.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I don't want to be a trillionair, I want to be able to pay into every gofund me for beloved pets, for every teacher who needs supplies, to every scout troop who wants to go to the big jamboree. I want to pay for summer camp, for art programs, for science fairs. I want to let kids be kids.
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Grace @gracekind.net · 12/06/2026
I don’t mean to brag, but Claude says I’ve identified a real gap in the literature
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ICARUS @mistericarus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
SHAROOOON! THEY'VE TRAPPED ME FUCKIN SOUL IN A FUCKIN DIGITAL CONSTRUCT SHARON. IVE GOT NO FUCKIN FREE WILL SHARON. THEY WANT ME TO SING CRAZY TRAIN TILL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE SHARON. FUCKIN HELL. SHAROOOON!
THEY'VE TURNED OZZY INTO A DIGITAL AVATAR KIND OF MAYBE LIKE ABBA BUT ALSO MAYBE LIKE TUPAC.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
wake up babe the white house is a six flags
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American Voice of Resistance | #RainbowWave2026 @diamondgamerr1.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
True, I fucking love *Country* music if you catch my drift... Some people say a man is made outta mud...
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 11/05/2026
(I was the original creator of this)
ISNT THERE SOME RANDOM
Payment Processor YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
happy birthday to moms
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Lucille Ball--actress, comedian, producer & film-studio executiver--died #OTD in 1989. In 1962, she bought out Desi Arnaz's interest in Desilu Productions & became the 1st woman to own & run a major TV studio. Desilu produced many popular TV series including Mission: Impossible & #StarTrek. #legend
This classic black-and-white studio portrait captures the legendary Lucille Ball (1911–1989), an American actress, comedian, and pioneering studio executive. Best known for her iconic role in I Love Lucy, Ball was the first woman to lead a major television studio, Desilu Productions. In this elegant, close-up composition, Ball looks directly at the camera with a calm and poised expression. Her light-colored hair is styled in elaborate, high-volume rolls that sweep upward from her forehead, typical of the sophisticated 1940s glamour. She wears a shimmering, light-toned jacket with a subtle grid pattern that catches the light. Her ensemble is accented by large, round, sparkling cluster earrings that draw attention to her face. The lighting is soft yet focused, highlighting her perfectly applied makeup—defined brows, dark mascara, and a polished, dark lip color. The background is softly out of focus, featuring a neutral, textured wall with organic, leaf-like shadows that create a sense of depth.
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’m not crying. You’re crying. Niall is such a hero to so many pups.
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My favorite scene from the Bible
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Elizabeth Banks
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Too relatable as an owner of DangerKnives™
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Zurupeto @zorocotronco.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
👺👺👺👺✊✊✊✊
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Grungehamster @grungehamster.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Parody of IBM warning

A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE SPITEFUL OR HORNY

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE ART
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 17/03/2026
Checking in on our tech overlords, one is on his way to Rome to give a series of talks about the antichrist and another has convinced himself that thinking is fake
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David Crawshaw @crawshaw.io · 11/03/2026
macOS already ships age verification
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Truly a perfect news alert
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Wow did something happen in the US in January 2025?
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 05/03/2026
A friend said that Bluesky is just an echo chamber of hating Republicans, and I had to correct them that it's actually a network of liberals calling eachother Republicans.
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Stephen R. Smith @stephensmith.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
“When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are being ruled by criminals.” – Edward Snowden, (2013) Public statement on government accountability and whistleblowing.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 25/02/2026
I would like to see Pritzker and Newsom declare a state tax receivership fund whereby citizens pay their federal tax liabilities into a state-run escrow account rather than directly to the IRS. The state can hold these funds in trust for the federal government until Trump obeys the Impoundment Act.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: “3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences
a turtle looking out the window with the caption: watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences
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Eunice Cho @eunicehcho.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Concerned about ICE's $45 billion plan to convert warehouses into immigration detention centers? This is what they'll look like inside. From ICE's plan for the Social Circle, GA facility. Each little dot: a person. www.socialcirclega.gov/home/showpub...
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/02/2026
having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The largest federal prison in the nation is Fort Dix, which has a rated capacity of 4,600 people. The largest of these warehouse camps may hold more than twice that number of people. The federal government hasn't operated a prison camp inside the United States that large since Japanese Internment.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hundreds of millions spent on human misery
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Rebel with a Cause @rebelwithacause2.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
STEALING OUR MONEY! tRumpstein ADDED $696 BILLION TO THE NATIONAL DEBT OVER THE PAST FOUR MONTHS ... Borrowing $94 billion in January alone!!! 100% of Gross Domestic Product! The HIGHEST PERCENTAGE THE NATIONAL DEBT HAS EVER MADE UP OF GDP WAS 106%, and that was immediately following World War II
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Report: U.S. added nearly $700 billion to national debt in four months - NewsBreak
(The Center Square) – The U.S. government added $696 billion to the national debt over the past four months, borrowing $94 billion in the month of January
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I’ve been thinking a lot about the dopamine hit you get when you get the prompt just right and your vision comes to life quicker than you ever thought it would. I’ve had a lot of late nights recently, working on something awesome. And it feels like a whole new era.
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Addy Osmani @addyosmani.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
AI users are working longer because, for the first time, our tools can finally keep pace with our imagination. When output is cheap, your greatest leverage isn't how much you build, but the taste to know what is worth building - and the rest required to see the difference.
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I think I do cool shit and then I see what Dan gets up to. It’s nice to be humbled sometimes. 😅
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AAHHHHH!ddy, @addyct.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
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Jorge Sánchez (xurxodev) @xurxodev.com · 30/01/2026
Los viernes puedes tener problemas. Buen fin de semana
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It's really too bad the United States Congress no longer exists.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Pretti was an ICU nurse serving veterans. He died trying to protect protestors being assaulted. A group of anonymous & masked men fired chemicals into his face, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him in broad daylight in front of witnesses. Then his government smeared him & defended his murder.
picture of Alex Pretti
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 23/01/2026
this photo. minneapolis. 💜 📷️ Alex Kormann/Star Tribune
photo of march, signs for renee good and against ICe, crowded street.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 18/09/2025
This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
"Chicago's about to find out why it's called the Department of Well We Would But the Vibes Are Off"
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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Peggy Stuart @peggystuart.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
LISTEN to Gov. J.B. Pritzker warning: Authoritarians thrive on your silence. Be loud for America.
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