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Jade Pennig

@zahnster.bsky.social
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Builder of web things. Music nerd. Rider of various wheels & boards. Seeker of new places, good friends, fancy drinks, and epic adventures. 🏳️‍🌈 jade.pennig.name

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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gee. Wonder why.
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why do we platformize incels
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beautiful work! I don’t live anywhere close to Phoenix but who knows, I do travel a lot. 😄
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Evergreen
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New tattoo vibes 🌊🌴🪨🇧🇷
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sooo she’s cool as fuck? 🤘🏼
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The irony here is how much trump would love it if he knew Ontario meant “Big Beautiful Lake”
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Twice.
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
But to wit, I also have a unique position where I need to analyze a lot of data about our product and build internal UIs for it. Building all that with AI is incredibly efficient and I get into a great flow. 100x. If I was mainly working on the main product, my day to day would be much different.
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I flow state pretty hard with AI, just quicker.
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m waving from the Apostles
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If you were cool with this, you can shove that "Happy Independence Day" up your ass.
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
hi becky
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 29/06/2026
agent: let's delete this file harness: 🚨 DANGER NOPE CAN'T DO THAT 🚨 agent: let's replace this file with the empty string harness: 😌 thank god yes that's better 💆
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I was on a first date when she told me she liked Bill Maher. My awkward lack of response kind of sealed that whole deal. 😅
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I got blocked for my response 😂
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
When you see everyone else eating shit and figure you just gotta get yourself a taste.
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 21/06/2026
(not mine)
Fake “Pantone Color of the Year 2026” showing algae and green as “American Flag Blue”
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Destiny is tired of all the S#!t 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @destinysraven.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I don't want to be a trillionair, I want to be able to pay into every gofund me for beloved pets, for every teacher who needs supplies, to every scout troop who wants to go to the big jamboree. I want to pay for summer camp, for art programs, for science fairs. I want to let kids be kids.
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Grace @gracekind.net · 12/06/2026
I don’t mean to brag, but Claude says I’ve identified a real gap in the literature
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So do you have a convertible or…
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
For the ‘gram
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ICARUS @mistericarus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
SHAROOOON! THEY'VE TRAPPED ME FUCKIN SOUL IN A FUCKIN DIGITAL CONSTRUCT SHARON. IVE GOT NO FUCKIN FREE WILL SHARON. THEY WANT ME TO SING CRAZY TRAIN TILL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE SHARON. FUCKIN HELL. SHAROOOON!
THEY'VE TURNED OZZY INTO A DIGITAL AVATAR KIND OF MAYBE LIKE ABBA BUT ALSO MAYBE LIKE TUPAC.
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
👀 what in fresh hell
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
wake up babe the white house is a six flags
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Can’t wait for my poop to be America color
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Sometimes I miss my old cul de sac. But then I remember our neighbor who hoisted this up. Much happier in my new community. 🥲
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American Voice of Resistance | #RainbowWave2026 @diamondgamerr1.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
True, I fucking love *Country* music if you catch my drift... Some people say a man is made outta mud...
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 11/05/2026
(I was the original creator of this)
ISNT THERE SOME RANDOM
Payment Processor YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
happy birthday to moms
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I’ve been trying to signal them all year
Fridge magnet riff of “I want to believe” x-files poster that says, “I want to leave”
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Oh girl if I knew you’d be beamed up already 🥲
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Ok I’m pretty sure now it’s aliens.
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
They’re really getting lazy these days aren’t they 😅
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Usually the phone time comes from the cell network, could be an issue there? Possible it’s something deeper with the phone but likelihood of that is very low comparatively.
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
From what I’ve heard you should talk to your senator to put pressure on and do something. Do you know anyone like that?
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Even heroes need beach days. Have a glorious one 🏝️☀️🐕
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Lucille Ball--actress, comedian, producer & film-studio executiver--died #OTD in 1989. In 1962, she bought out Desi Arnaz's interest in Desilu Productions & became the 1st woman to own & run a major TV studio. Desilu produced many popular TV series including Mission: Impossible & #StarTrek. #legend
This classic black-and-white studio portrait captures the legendary Lucille Ball (1911–1989), an American actress, comedian, and pioneering studio executive. Best known for her iconic role in I Love Lucy, Ball was the first woman to lead a major television studio, Desilu Productions. In this elegant, close-up composition, Ball looks directly at the camera with a calm and poised expression. Her light-colored hair is styled in elaborate, high-volume rolls that sweep upward from her forehead, typical of the sophisticated 1940s glamour. She wears a shimmering, light-toned jacket with a subtle grid pattern that catches the light. Her ensemble is accented by large, round, sparkling cluster earrings that draw attention to her face. The lighting is soft yet focused, highlighting her perfectly applied makeup—defined brows, dark mascara, and a polished, dark lip color. The background is softly out of focus, featuring a neutral, textured wall with organic, leaf-like shadows that create a sense of depth.
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I lied. I’m totally crying. I’ve been watching Stormzy’s story from the start, and this is so wonderful. 🥹
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’m not crying. You’re crying. Niall is such a hero to so many pups.
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Thx I wanted to cry today 😭
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Every ad should be like this
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My favorite scene from the Bible
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Hey what’s your job again?
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Why am I suddenly so hungry? Looks amazing
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Jade Pennig @zahnster.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
What is it you say you do around here again?
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a man wearing suspenders and a tie says uh yeah
ALT: a man wearing suspenders and a tie says uh yeah
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