Stuart @youknowwhatstuart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If you are named Kyle, how can you ever be friends with a Kyler? 010
Reposted by Stuartceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2025starting a thread of NPC names I invented that made my D&D party so mad they yelled at me 1453176601
Reposted by StuartTara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 28/01/2025nearly twelve years ago, I tweeted “wook it up on googoo.” I no longer hold these beliefs. now I implore us all instead to go outside, finding the nearest vista. get on the ground, feeling the earth’s support, and take a vow to no longer seek answers. as answers can only be evident within siwence 191655260
Reposted by Stuartdan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/01/2025Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500% 1095389679
Reposted by StuartTHE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 24/01/2025"Look, I don't make the rules." —Me, right after making up a rule. 0175
Reposted by StuartBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 02/01/2025 141070323
Reposted by StuartKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 17/12/2024[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are 38107162381
Reposted by Stuart🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 07/12/2024interviewer: it says here you can write good me: well interviewer: well what me: write well interviewer: *writes well on note paper* me: no I write well interviewer: *hands me a sheet of paper* me: *sighs* yes I write good 830479
Reposted by Stuartslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/12/2024[egg factory] me: six eggs hatched boss: out of how many me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know boss: good 81041129
Reposted by StuartNate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 10/04/2024Me: Imagine if every tear was an egg and every time you started crying there was 10-50 broken eggs on you. You leave a funeral and it’s like “crunch crunch crunch” (if the person was beloved). Genie: That's your wish? Me: No, we're just talking. Just being friends right now. 5943183
Stuart @youknowwhatstuart.bsky.social · 26/07/2023[whispering to date while watching Oppenheimer when Oppenheimer first appears on the screen] That's Oppenheimer 0113
