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Yextiny

@yextiny.bsky.social
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Journalist, medical doctor, economics professor, and practicing lawyer. All of my posts are simultaneously legal, medical, and financial advice.

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
NOW!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN MANIFESTING THERE WILL THRU DA SIMPLE PROCESS OF "DOING IT" , AND DA TEXT "I CANT DO WHAT I WANT BECUASE THE WORLD SUCK'S RIGHT NOW, THE WORLD ALWAYS SUCKS, DO WHAT YOU WANT NOW, DO IT NOW YOU PEACE OF SHIT, MOTHER FUCKE R" ----- AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT, MOST OF DA WORLDS HISTORY HAS BEEN SHIT, MOST PEOPLE LIVED IN SHIT AND ATE SHIT FOR THE FIRST DAMB 1,000,000 YEAR'S OF HUMAN BEINGS, AND JUST CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE THINGS ARE HEADING DOWN HILL AGAIN DOSENT MEAN YOU SHOULDNT DO WHAT YOU WANT!!!! FUCK IT!!! DO IT NOW YOU FUCKEN PEACE OF SHIT!!! DO IT TODAY!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!! NOW NOW NOW NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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🐜 🍯 Anth “unholy” Becker @anthonybecker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Orb falls on wizard’s face in bed, like a phone
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 03/04/2026
Lot of recalled products down there.
NASA astronaut and Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman took this picture of Earth from the Orion spacecraft's window on April 2, 2026, after completing the translunar injection burn.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Frank Herbert's Dune
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
making a whole career out of libslop and lazy nicknames; I respect the hustle
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The year is 2001, a Diablo II expansion has just been released and we're bombing the middle east under nakedly false pretenses The year is 2026, a DIablo II expansion has just been released and we're bombing the middle east under nakedly false pretenses
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
HLEP - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLEATAN WHOSE TOTALLY FUCKED!!!! THERE LIVING IN A SHITY COUNTRY THATS ON THE DOWN SWING AND WATCHING STATE BY STATE GET THERE HUMAN RIGHTS TAKEN AWAY, EVERY KID SICK EVERY MONTH AND NO ONE CARE'S, FEDS WORKING TO MAKE SURE YOU GET MEASLES, GRINING PERVERT MEN TELLING YOU TO EAT VEGTABLES YOU CANT AFFORD, BOTH POLITICAL PARTYS CLAPPING FOR ICE,  NO SNOW IN THE WEST, MORE SNOW THAN EVER IN THE EAST, AND THERE PUTTIN LESS CORN DOGS IN THE BOX THESE DAYS I COULD SWEAR YOU GOT 8 AND NOW ITS 5??? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CORN DOG BOX IS 5 CORN DOG'S????? AND TEXT SAYS "I LIVE IN THE USA, OUR KIDS DIE AT SCHOOL, OUR WORKERS DIE AT WORK, WE ARE RULED BY 2 PARTYS WHO HATE US, WE WILL WELCOME YOU AS LIBERATORS, PLEASE BRING US FREEDOM" - HELP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Sir, I know exactly who you should talk to the cheer you up. The great mental health resource BetterHelp has a discount code for you, just type Pagliacci50 for 50% off for a full year
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I went to the "mechanical keyboards" subreddit over a decade ago to get a recommendation, but quickly found out they were all just posting pictures of keyboards exactly like this & complimenting each other on the color tones of the keycaps and cables. wholesome but useless
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
mad max furry road war rig. the yes…ha ha ha YES! sickos guy is photoshopped into the war rig
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
tweet from ecce homie

@KWholesaler

reading:

gordon ramsey: let's have a looking at the walk-in (opens door and sees a little mushroom man eating a rotten cucumber like a banana) fuck me did you know you have a little ghoulie in there. fuck that's frightening. he's having a munch. at least somebody is enjoying the food
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Del Winters @del.winters.rodeo · 13/02/2026
oh my god??
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
We also need an american Worf, someone who actively tries to live up to an idealized version of a citizen of his society, who is disgusted by the corruption of the government and determined to right wrongs despite violent and slanderous opposition. I haven't seen DS9 so if he fucks it up later nvm
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🌿🌞Sarah🌛🦋 @legndofphoenix.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
please👏do👏not👏wear👏a👏hoodie👏if👏you👏aren't👏committed👏to👏making👏the👏hoodie👏strings👏the👏same👏length👏
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Gus Squawks @gussquawks.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6k...
youtube.com
Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 31/01/2026
The Matrix (1999) Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski #oneperfectshot 📽️
morpheus, holding out a red and blue pill:  I got us some drugs.
Neo: that's interesting because I take drugs.
morpheus: and me. that's why I got two.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 24/01/2026
I'm thinking ICE agents should be trapped in big glass containers and we pull their limbs off with ambivalence like they were spiders
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 20/01/2026
They are saying this is the most stupid games a country has ever played at one time
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
How am I supposed to show I get the joke unless I make the same joke again but worse???
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15/01/2026
Yes this is a slug and yes it is solar powered
elysia chloroticaelysia chlorotica
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.
Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
"They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head."
An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries.
"We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/12/2025
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Brian Hughes @bmhughes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Emilius Duckberry @emiliusdraws.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' 
The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross.
The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
An American Tail poster with lil ol mouse immigrant Fievel
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This is, in format and content, nearly perfectly analogous to the now-ancient kid-on-phone boomerposting, and yet I relate to the statement made in this image. I can only conclude, then, that I have become a boomer, and culturally irrelevant.
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
So cool that the FBI director is using chat gpt to write his press releases
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/10/2025
oh just straight up gutter racism!
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
dudes being rocks, what's better than that?
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
at the same time????
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
they should make a sleeping position that’s comfortable
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
if you are a veteran that should be disqualifying for holding elected office
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 21/10/2025
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This begs the question - what if one's likeliness to be a cuck increases correlatively to their testosterone level? I would love to see the effect this news would have on the manosphere
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Maybe I'm too cynical but I assume 99% of the numerous Palestinian-family-in-gaza fundraisers are scams/grifts preying on the well-meaning & that the money goes to someone in a totally different country/situation.
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
With a quality 8k screen you can make out that most players have their name somewhere they can check with a quick glance, for example on the inside of their sleeve or engraved on a ring.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
We must destroy every screen with a bat
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
sellout
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
"Manosphere"... you mean this thing?
Legion from Castlevania. A big ball of human bodies.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
feeling extremely vindicated as a guy who has never cared about Radiohead
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The current meta is using the "clown" reaction, which still gives them a form of online currency & gives a perverse incentive to be provocatively stupid. Instead, as you say, it should email you their address and the things they are insecure about.
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
"say ahh" ahh dentist
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