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Yextiny

@yextiny.bsky.social
72 followers 174 following 216 posts

Journalist, medical doctor, economics professor, and practicing lawyer. All of my posts are simultaneously legal, medical, and financial advice.

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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
"say ahh" ahh dentist
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I can only assume this was inspired by Dan Hentschel
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Same picture
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
no it isn't. shut up
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Elon Musk was created in a lab entirely out of sad divorced man particles
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Can't wait for Elden Ring: Fornitereign
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Guillermo del Toro could win a George R R Martin lookalike contest
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
3k followers and blocked by over ten times as many people. Looks like the normies hate you too
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
my dogs are shining beams of light in a grey world I tell you what
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
loading my minigun with swarovski 7.62mm rounds
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
We should have embraced aesthetics over functionality. It should feel arcane and futuristic to use a computer. We should be in VR flying through blue laser grids with one of these in either hand in order to watch a youtube video
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Fellas, what’s keeping you from dressing like this?
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
In order to heal the divisions of this nation, we need to bring this lil freak back
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
A monumental achievement in insect naming
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
seeing Willem Dafoe do a scene as Professor Albin Eberhart von Franz with 2000 live rats in Nosferatu (2024) will fix me
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This chili sauce needs to calm tf down
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Would you poop in the Gamer Toilet?
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
finally, the update dropped
photo of a sign indicating that the bathroom is for "Women 2", as if it were implying the sequel to women 1
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I'm always surprised when I'm reminded Bill Maher has an audience bc he comes off as such an unfunny insufferable prick every time I see him talk
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
this is the same post
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
😌
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Yextiny @yextiny.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
scramble body action man !
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