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My favorite color is red! I love lemonade! And playing! They/Them

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 5h
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Hackers heat French supermarket fridges, sparking fires and spoiling food | CNN
Hackers raised the temperature of refrigerators and freezers ​at hundreds of French supermarkets to as high as 50 degrees Celsius (122 degrees Fahrenheit) overnight, causing fires and spoiling food.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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EVR//DFT @everdrift.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
an Emissary said once #destiny2
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khulan! @khulan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
consider this
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#zohranMamdaniSavedDestiny2
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uttercolor @uttercolor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Inclusive Sans
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Naomi! @naominori.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
bringing back my favorite tweet related to this video
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&Drew @drew.lessthannoth.ing · 22/07/2026
Saw this the other day I can't stop thinking about Watch Madagascar (Succeeded)
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th- the banana moth? @spazmaticbanana.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If you pile your furniture in the middle of your living room then set it on fire, you will have the warmest house in your street, for a few hours.
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Reminder that Britain went from being the slowest-growing European economy in the 1970s to the fastest-growing in the 1980s.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/07/2026
FUN LOTR FACT: in the extended cut of lord of the rings there's a scene where aragorn kicks a rock and screams in anguish. that scream was never actually in the script, but rather the result of an odd take where viggo mortensen just so happened to have a mind shattering prostate orgasm
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Brenty Blas 🏳️‍⚧️ @vibrent.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
CDs don’t make you listen to 10 minutes of gambling ads before playing 3 songs.
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"Ok we got over covid, we got over cruise ship hantavirus, what can possibly be next?" Grocery store raw lettuce:
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
[Cop, shining a light in my eyes, and then the passenger seat] you been reading any tomes tonight? [Me] no officer. [Cop] I pop the trunk I'm not going to find any scrolls? [Me] listen this is actually my buddy's car
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Yeffery @yeffery.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Queen ant and I command my hive to find me treats and have sex with me
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thisiguy / theo @thisiguy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Eat Grilled Chicken
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Yeffery @yeffery.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Replace watermelon with... hmmm... perhaps. Weiner.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three friends sit around a table. The guy in the middle looks downtrodden and his friends are trying to comfort him. The friend to the left says, “look man— I know you’re sad about the breakup.” Panel 2: “So I invited the Bongo Dolphin.” Entering stage right is a dolphin standing upright, wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, a Cuba Vera patterned shirt, and is playing the bongos. Panel 3: the sad friend is coyly looking away trying to hide a smile. His two friends and the Bongo Dolphin are smiling with him. The friend on the left says, “I see a smile…”
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Grunt. Grunt. Grunt. Grunt. Grunt.
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enderman0125 @enderman0125.ca · 14/07/2026
my friend in new super mario bros wii when they die:
SomeOrdinaryGamers video with a thumbnail with the caption "PLEASE POP THE BUBBLE"
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Harris Foster - Biddy Blas FAN ACCOUNT @harris.zone · 13/06/2026
whatever this is, it’s my favorite genre of internet
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Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju... A great actor and just a lovely guy. RIP, Sam Neill.
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‘He made wine and he shared it. What more do you want?’: Sam Neill remembered by his co-stars
The actors Lindsay Duncan and Charles Dance, alongside director Peter Webber, pay tribute to a practical joker, unpretentious craftsman and ‘very cool guy’
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two ants. Ant 1 asks, “sup?” Ant 2, who is busy writing something at his desk, replies, “sending a party invite.” Panel 2: Ant 1 asks, “isn’t your birthday in like 2 months?” Panel 3: two months later, Ant 2 opens the door for his snail friend, who is wearing a trilby hat and has brought a bottle of wine with a bow on it. Ant 2 says, “you made it”
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
how it feels to be computer literate enough to avoid giving my bank account information to peter thiel in order to log on to a website
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 12/07/2026
People say you can’t love others if you don’t love yourself, but that’s not true Everyone has times when they can’t love themselves. Even then, you can still love someone else deeply If you can’t love yourself right now, please don’t worry One day, you’ll be able to love both yourself and others🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/07/2026
spending time in a pool makes you have to pee because your weiner sucks up the pool water like a greedy little straw
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
SWHFTT | 2‼️‼️ Because SOMETHING needs a sequel. New saga. No management. Worse stories. Worse graphics. Less effort. Still hiding from the Traveler. - 1: Business ventures
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
this week the shrivelled husk of malevolent lich lindsey graham was sealed in a bleak crypt deep beneath the fens of his native stygia, south carolina. flowers placed on his grave by grieving shitheads withered and died within seconds
black and white photo of lindsey graham with “ass dan 1955-2026” on it
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 11/07/2026
anyone else find it really odd when Bart and Homer started discussing this in the Simpsons movie?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: there’s a rap battle going on, with a small crowd of onlookers enjoying the show. The guy on the microphone raps, “this fool brought an ancient staff. You got no swag; it makes me laugh!” Panel 2: the rapper holding the other microphone is an evil sorcerer with sunken eyes and a long purple robe. In his other hand, he grasps an ancient magic staff, which instantly shoots a bolt of powerful energy at the first rapper, reducing him to ash. The crowd of people watching the battle react excitedly, in awe of the evil sorcerer’s skills.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me: my mothers pussy Psychologist: ok what about this one Me: also my mothers pussy Psychologist: we dont have to keep doing the Rorschach blots if it’s making you uncomfortable Me: no I’m good hit me again
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Wallace Polsom @wallacepolsom.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Lucien-Victor Guirand de Scévola (1871-1950), “Head of a Lady in Medieval Costume” (1900).
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Calc Becomes Her @hotcalc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
⚠️ flashing lights!
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coward @coward.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
it’s going to be a crazy fucking night
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Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
? I overheard someone admitting to using ai to write their grocery shopping list earlier. Do yall not know what yall need? Whenever i run out of something i send it into sony's dms. Why would you need ai when you can do this
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i stand firm that one of the most evil things that is considered very normal in american society is "teaching children the concept of hell" and no i don't just mean fundies.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/06/2026
living by the sword: yes! hahaha! yes!! dying by it: man what the fuck. this fucking sucks
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Alec S // Renegade Sector Games @renegadesector.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm a big fan of media analysis but sometimes the best form of media analysis is letting a piece of art sit with you, making you feel weird in a way you can't understand or explain, until one day you have a life experience and you remember the piece of art and you realize that you understand it now
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 28/06/2026
[trying to fit in with gay guys] i also enjoy really really bad music yes
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 28/06/2026
"how can we incentivize public transport usage" make it free "but who will pay for it" the taxpayer "but won't that make people have less money" not if they use public transport "but doesn't that punish motorists" that is the incentive yeah
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 31/10/2025
im sorry for what i said while my hair was greasy
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th- the banana moth? @spazmaticbanana.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
am i normal for being irrationally annoyed by the modern youtube video format of "guy standing in front of a green screen with a handheld microphone repeatedly looking back and motioning towards stuff like a weather guy"
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Spring 💜🙂 @electroplasm.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
woke weddings be like i now pronouns you they and them
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“Break Stuff” but Fred Durst is made of antimatter
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