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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz

@dykedeitz.bsky.social
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“A girl from New Jersey, where they were not what you might call beautiful but were magnificent.” - John Saward on James Gandolfini but if it was about me :) Trans Critic & Editor & Essayist & Author & Poet ✍️ @ Stop Caring, Deleted Saves, Polygon, etc

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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 51m
new days dawn regardless of our desire to see them
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there’s nothing more transexual than revitalizing a dead language for dirty talk
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there’s nothing more transexual than revitalizing a dead language for dirty talk
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
edited @dykedeitz.bsky.social's incredible wolverine review (so excited to see it up soon, it's so good) and then i open youtube and see this. i'm eating good tonight
youtube.com
Wolverine - The Game That Thinks You're Stupid
YouTube video by The Cosmonaut Variety Hour
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Maddie Agne @maddie-b-a.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
incredibly proud, humbled, and grateful to have brought home the journalism impact award last week! updating my linkedin as we speak
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 26/09/2026
as a people we have to learn the wisdom of "i don't know anything about that, i can't possibly have an opinion"
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Primetime is a really intense, sweaty, grotesque movie, and i really wish it gave me a content warning for Jared Padelecki saying he is one of the small minority who prefers the rent movie to the stage production
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
when are the tgirls gonna start co-opting yiddish? i don’t wanna hear about clits and cunts, i wanna hear about schvantzs and knishes, schlongs and schmundies
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"bringing my puppygirl girlfriend to an electronica set, call her subwoofer" - @dykedeitz.bsky.social
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Signal is really awesome and secure and also when it breaks it, which is frequently, it absolutely obliterates itself and takes all your data and messages along with it if you’re stupid enough to not manually back it up often (me) or save the restore key (me).
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People get demoralized when transitioning when they discover that beyond the initial identification of "the problem," transitioning itself will not make you happy. What it provides is the POSSIBILITY for happiness by allowing you to more easily participate in romance, community and self-improvement
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
annual reminder that Bobby Kotick threatened to sue me and my college paper for an essay I wrote about him donating $4 mil to the university, which he only knew about because his daughter went there too and had her feelings hurt
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you think anyone ever got kicked out of an invading force because they kept saying “we’re gonna pillage the village” like an autistic stim? law of big numbers means it has to have happened at least once
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
theres a chilly breeze in the air and boxes of Mallomars are falling from the trees — it truly is fall in new york city
A crushed and finished box of Mallomars, my favorite “cookie” which is a fucked up s’more that’s a seasonal treat only in the American Northeast, lays on the street.
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wow, okay. when it was simply trials, i was okay with it. i could cope. but now that you’re adding tribulations onto there? that’s not cool. worst BOGO ever
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 22/09/2026
Hey New Yorkers. Like many I have been freaking out about the new Medicaid work requirements, expecting to lose coverage. However, I have discovered the situation is not as dire as it seemed. **You only need to have work/volunteering on the record the month before renewal, not every month.**
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's Monday morning, and I am reluctantly entering into the discussion about what The Democrats should do about The Trans, most of which translates to "believe in something, for once in your life, for fuck's sake." No paywall on this guy: jude-doyle.ghost.io/transformer-...
jude-doyle.ghost.io
Transformer: Velvet Goldmine (Todd Haynes, 1998)
A few thoughts on the queer post-apocalypse.
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
at the risk of sounding crude: what the actual fucking living fuck are you C-suite morons goddamn fucking doing? Asha Sharma and every executive have blood on their hands for obliterating the industry and gaming history with feckless abandon to appease number go up.
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
one year instead of being with my disinterested family, i will walk into a trans-inclusive break fast and be swaddled in the loving arms of Rachel’s and Rebecca’s and Miriam’s and the many non-binary jews named Challah and Gefilte or somethin’
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
out of curiosity, did anyone from Japan or South East Asia review Wolverine? because I’d be very curious on their takes
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
feminist cinema is when films have no climax, lesbian cinema is when they have many
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
reviewing Wolverine is going great, why do you ask? this soft-locked my game, btw.
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
got my face zapped, conveniently forgetting that laser hair removal hurts and is evil. i will forget again and go back in seven weeks.
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
has anyone told Sam Barlow to watch Chronovisor yet? i’ll buy him a ticket if he can get to Lincoln Center
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh shit they found another fork in the kitchen
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
so glad we budget the NYPD tens of hundreds of millions of dollars so they can overpay officers to Myrtle-Wyckoff to scroll on their phones for hours. would be a dream job if not for the moral and existential emptiness of their choices
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i've been struggling recently, so i did what anyone would do and wrote something incredibly difficult and personal strong TW for mentions of violence, suicide, sex, assault both sexual and physical, and BDSM thank you for reading if you do. this took a lot 💜
ashlikeadragon.bearblog.dev
on blood and bruises
[TW: violence, sex, assault both sexual and physical, BDSM themes] hit me. just fucking hit me. give me your rage, your bitterness, your suffering. let it o...
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autumn wright 🍂 @autumn-wright.com · 15/09/2026
bro the gentle wind is beckoning through the leaves
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i’m confused, where’s Laverne Cox?
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
they should make a breakup essay that doesn’t tear your heart into little pieces and force you to sew it back together into something newer and sturdier. it should be about tardigrades instead. y’know? water bears. those little guys are so cute, can’t have a Frankenstein heart thinking about them
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autogynephagia @cas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a really cool thing about vaginoplasty is it gives you a pussy that looks like a pussy and smells like a pussy and makes pussy noises and does pussy stuff and is a pussy (it gives you a pussy)
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
had a well meaning cis friend “defend” Talarico by clarifying that sex and gender are separate and i gave a long detailed response why they aren’t and why that’s a conservative dog whistle and he never responded so!
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my headcanon is that Tim Allen’s character in Home Improvement created Allen wrenches because it’s the only way to make sense of why they suck so goddamn much
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InnerSpiral @innerspiral.lol · 12/09/2026
oh, and also there's somebody going around my pixel art and just randomly calling it ai, which is funny because this sprite art thingy (that i saved as a jpeg so it's messed), was made before i was 10. i've been doing this for a very long time. no ai, ever. anyways, quickly blocked & moved on.
a jpeg crushed pokemon forum art signboard to make various kinds of things! the ones listed are:

pokeballs: torchic

devamps: charizard, lotad, manaphy, swinub, arceus, bronzor, buizel, weavile and pachirisu

siamese(lmao): venusaur

retypes: chinchou

revamps: bellsprout, kabuto and koffing

recolors: ponyta, feebas and gligar

splices: ponyta+machop, mewtwo+lucario, porygon2+quilava, luxray+???(can't remember!), haunter+spiritomb

eggs: pikachu

chao forms: pikachu, tyrogue, mew, buizel

diggmon: caterpie

shadow pokemon: aipom

lineless: ekans

overshades: gardevoir & rattata.
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
early John Woo movies fuckin’ rip, i gotta be watching more Hong Kong action films
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Camp Miasma proves that 40-year-old trannies can in fact be the 20something in the room who talks about something well-established as if they’ve discovered it themselves
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
camp miasma is the cabin in the woods for trannies without critical thinking
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hey so are these games safe from criticism from certain people like Yu-Gi-Oh and Tomb Raider, or is there some sort of moral line that this triggers that those don’t? asking because there’s no organized movements to guide me.
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Deleted Saves @deletedsavesmag.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ICYMI: @dykedeitz.bsky.social confronts American oppression through Papers, Please, in Issue #3 of Deleted Saves.
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lots of anti-AI writers suddenly very accepting of its use in game development, either because it’s “not an organized movement” or because it’s their blorbo. it’s so fucking easy to have standards! soft acceptance is still acceptance. and if you think this is about you, please reconsider things :)
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
putting Inde Navarrette and Gracie Abrams on the same night to try and court straight men who wanna prove they aren’t Bear, bisexual women with boyfriends, and toxic lesbians alike
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sterling Point girl (Ella Rubin) is the perfect zoomer mix of Julia Roberts and Anne Hathaway. and between this and My Old Ass, i wish lakeside Canada was real
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Willa Bloomfield-Rowe @thewillarowe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The good shit www.newyorker.com/magazine/198...
newyorker.com
Whipped
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
there’s something deeply… off-putting about the OOT Remake artstyle to me. It’s like they reanimated the N64 version’s corpse (*cough* nostalgia overlode *cough*) and gave it new uncanny skin on the same old bones
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Scott Fitzgerald Gray @scottfgray.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The number of people still seemingly unaware that Substack has a Nazi problem means it’s apparently worth mentioning yet again that Substack has a fucking Nazi problem.
theguardian.com
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 07/09/2026
i got hoes (women who i respect that i would like to form intimate relationships with) in different zip codes (geographic locations that are frustratingly distant from where i am located)
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oh neat, it’s working already
an r/asktransgender post that reads: My boyfriend told me he wants to be a woman like Petra Parker.
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oh neat, it’s working already
an r/asktransgender post that reads: My boyfriend told me he wants to be a woman like Petra Parker.
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
every so often i wish i had a discussion group for trans girl suicide museum by hannah baer. it’s an honest and messy and limited and frustrating account of addiction, identity, activism, and what living daily life as a tgirl is like. i read it a year ago and i still think about it
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
you know what time it is 🌟 kianamaiart.store
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