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Your air-checkin' cuz. She/her. Singer/utility/music nerd. 1/2 of DE's premier acoustic dorkrock powerduo @hotbreakfast.bsky.social! Easy to spot. Bad at disc golf. It's either sadness or euphoria. #filtertheair ✋🔺🤚 Bluesky user #95,868

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jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 18h
Man oh man. I think a lotta people are gonna get boned on the Wordle today. It is comforting that the Wordlebot missed it, too. Wordle 1,929 X/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good lord I love trains
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jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm at that age where, when I buy a certain kind of thing, I become aware that it's probably the last time I will ever have to buy said thing.
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Relly XXL 🥂 @rellmidnight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
CDC’s 9/11 world trade center health program was one of the first things this regime purged. just something to remember when republicans get really into the performative nationalism this week
abcnews.com
New York Republicans scold Trump for CDC cuts that affect 9/11 responders
Critics say the Trump administrations cuts to CDC staff will negatively affect a health fund for 9/11 first responders.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When old SVU episodes don’t hold up in modern times.
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Robert McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What a poem. “Manifesto: The Mad Farmer Liberation Front” by Wendell Berry
Manifesto: The Mad Farmer Liberation Front

Love the quick profit, the annual raise, vacation with pay. Want more of everything ready-made. Be afraid to know your neighbors and to die.
And you will have a window in your head.
Not even your future will be a mystery any more. Your mind will be punched in a card and shut away in a little drawer.
When they want you to buy something they will call you. When they want you to die for profit they will let you know.

So, friends, every day do something that won't compute. Love the Lord.
Love the world. Work for nothing.
Take all that you have and be poor.
Love someone who does not deserve it.
Denounce the government and embrace the flag. Hope to live in that free republic for which it stands.
Give your approval to all you cannot understand. Praise ignorance, for what man has not encountered he has not destroyed.

Ask the questions that have no answers.
Invest in the millennium. Plant sequoias.
Say that your main crop is the forest that you did not plant,
that you will not live to harvest.
Say that the leaves are harvested when they have rotted into the mold.
Call that profit. Prophesy such returns.Put your faith in the two inches of humus that will build under the trees every thousand years.
Listen to carrion - put your ear close, and hear the faint chattering of the songs that are to come.
Expect the end of the world. Laugh.
Laughter is immeasurable. Be joyful though you have considered all the facts.
So long as women do not go cheap for power, please women more than men.
Ask yourself: Will this satisfy a woman satisfied to bear a child?
Will this disturb the sleep
of a woman near to giving birth?

Go with your love to the fields.
Lie down in the shade. Rest your head in her lap. Swear allegiance to what is nighest your thoughts.
As soon as the generals and the politicos can predict the motions of your mind, lose it. Leave it as a sign to mark the false trail, the way you didn't go. Be like the fox
who makes more tracks than necessary, some in the wrong direction.
Practice resurrection.
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jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Man, we are getting our asses handed to us here in north-eastern DE. #dewx Between the near constant lightning and the power flickering, it's like:
static.klipy.com
The Cheat
Alt: The Cheat clicking the light switch on and off, making a light switch rave
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jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
She'll get a hold on you believe it
The back of a landscaping dump truck with a brand sticker that says "E-Z Dumper"
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jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I want to meet the person who came up with the landline's last-call return function, and hear how they convinced their boss to name it *69.
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Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
BREAKING: trump signs another executive order. It's America Dry now, you hosers
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
guys this Phillies game is bananas
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Christopher Buecheler @cwbuecheler.com · 06/08/2026
I would like to see more companies admit this - being a public company no longer means running a successful, thriving business. It strictly means delivering growth to investors, every single quarter, who do not care at all about the product the company sells or the people who produce it.
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jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm at that age where I feel both excitement and relief knowing the recycling is being picked up this week
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
we need to be normies about this and be like "EEEWW... IS THAT AI? THAT'S SO GROSS.... EW IT LOOKS SO GROSS (gag noise) UM, LET'S GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. EW LOL" normalize being outwardly repulsed by it physically
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Dr. Ruth Marshall is still kicking against the pricks @wtfis2bdone.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The extruding-plagiarism machine is based on the premise that the talentless can buy talent, because that’s the entire philosophy of VC tech bros - talentless, resentful sociopaths. Pro tip: You are not a writer. You are a thief, a fraud, a talentless hack.
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 25/07/2026
Nope. No, you haven’t.
r/WritingWithAl
u/Dazzling-Major-5620 • 13h
ChatGPT not letting you emulate specific authors anymore
Prompting
Join
I've been writing my book for several months now, paid for a more advanced model. Took a break. Came back.
Now Ms. GPT says she can't generate content in the style of specific authors. My prompts were soooo specific and I got exactly what I wanted out of them. For example,
'rewrite in the literary style of 'author here' with abundant dialogue and detail avoiding staccato prose. That was my go-to. Or 'please write and flesh out in the style of
'author' etc. they tightened the ropes. I have no idea how to get around this other than maybe feed it prose I already edited that's technically mine? Fuck.
& Locked post. New comments cannot be posted.
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404 Media @404media.co · 21/07/2026
LIVE NOW: 404 Media’s @josephcox.bsky.social and @jasonkoebler.bsky.social are answering all your pressing questions about Flock. Join our AMA on r/pwnhub here: www.reddit.com/r/pwnhub/com...
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From the pwnhub community on Reddit: We're Jason Koebler and Joseph Cox of 404 Media. We broke the story on Flock leaking cops' license plate searches. Ask us anything about surveillance, ALPRs, and i...
Explore this post and more from the pwnhub community
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jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Our next album will be called Three Inches of Corn
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Y'all, we just need the data centers to run on explosive diarrhea. Do I have to think of every damn thaaaang???!!!
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
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Lost Under the Couch Barbie. @wstafrican.blacksky.app · 07/07/2026
This is a lot of topics to cover in 20 minutes lmao unless you’re the only person talking
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jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
And for a little palate cleanser, a free song by some folks I know songsfornow.bandcamp.com/track/the-sp... #philly #songsfornow
songsfornow.bandcamp.com
The Spirit of Philadelphia, by Songs For Now
track by Songs For Now
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jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Bravo, Onion. Bravo. youtu.be/_cTi_vTwwmU
youtu.be
America: Birth Of A Nation
YouTube video by The Onion
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Rodney Anonymous @rodneyanonymous.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Unlike Peter Thiel, I don't have the time to accuse the Pope of working for the Chinese. I'm a busy man; I have a radio show to take care of it. It airs TONIGHT at 9 PM Eastern on @ynotradio.net www.ynotradio.net #radio #radioshow #EBM #darkwave #goth #industrial #punk #motown #musicsky
Unlike Peter Thiel, I don't have the time to accuse the Pope of working for the Chinese. I'm a busy man; I have a radio show to take care of it. It airs TONIGHT at 9 PM Eastern on @ynotradio.net 

https://www.ynotradio.net/

#radio 
#radioshow 
#EBM 
#darkwave 
#goth 
#industrial
#punk
#motown
#musicsky
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
DE.BMF
A map of Delaware as the state existed before the Obsidian Eclipse. I was laying down some cartographic trivia on my grandson as we passed through the state one season, traveling along the old Maryland-Delaware border. We’re about to enter The Wedge, I told him. An 800-acre tract of land between Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Delaware that, due to flawed surveying techniques in the 18th century, belonged to none of those states. For over a century The Wedge was no-man’s land, overrun with bandits and outlaws that no jurisdiction could touch. Imagine that, I told my grandson. He shrugged. It was no big deal to him. I should’ve expected that. After all, everywhere today is no-man’s land. Everywhere is The Wedge.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 01/07/2026
However excruciatingly awful and sad you imagine this is going to be, it's, delightfully, far worse.
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🇦🇺 WyndhamVic @wyndhamvic.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I've learnt something new today! 🤣
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Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 27/06/2026
If you're still using Sticker Mule btw, you should not do that
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Their hostility after we bombed their children at school is puzzling
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jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Went from having a meh week planned to ZOMG 1000 GIGS. Subbed on alto tenor & bari sax for a beach-based rock/soul band Wed nite, then played 6 hours(!) today. Playing again tomorrow and Sunday, too. Unexpected paychecks FTW! (tho I hope the guy I'm subbing for is on the mend soon.)
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
They’re still going and there’s a pretty visible lighting storm overhead? I’m pretty sure that’s not the stadium??
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jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
rooting for aedes albopictus tonight
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Andrew Maurins (he/they) @andrewmaurins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Never has there been a more appropriate time to use this picture:
A still image of the famous “Old Man Yells At Cloud” clipping of Abraham Simpson from The Simpsons.
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.
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👻🗳️Ghost of Democracy 2.0 @ominousrabbit.com · 11/06/2026
This morning I received this letter: "Dear Voter, Your May 19, 2026 Primary Election ballot was accepted and counted. We were able to find enough matching characteristics to accept your signature. 𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧, 𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙫𝙤𝙩𝙚."
Dear Voter,
Your May 19, 2026 Primary Election ballot was accepted and counted. We were able to find enough matching characteristics to accept your signature. However, it appears that your signature
has changed since you last registered to vote.

As a security step in the vote-by-mail process, a signature on the ballot return envelope must match with the voter's signature on the voter's registration cards. This is done to ensure the ballot was indeed voted by the registered voter to whom the ballot was issued.

A new registration form is on the back of this letter. Please promptly fill out the registration form completely and return it in the enclosed prepaid envelope. You may sign your name more than once on the signature line if you use more than one signature.

Thank you for your help and please feel free to contact us at 503-988-8683 if you have any questions.
Sincerely,
Multnomah County Elections
Thank you,
Tim Scott, Elections Division Director
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
slimy shitweasel Holy Mike Johnson has no proof the California elections were rigged — but he says he doesn't need proof because he knows "instinctively" that something "diabolical" happened. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I rip him five new ones. link is here: bit.ly/4uCinMY
the cultists cannot wrap their warped little minds around the fact that their pretty-boy reality-show never-was Spencer Pratt lost to progressive Democrat Nithya Raman in the primary for Mayor of Los Angeles — one of the most liberal cities in the entire damned country.

it’s inconceivable!

of course there’s no proof that California’s elections were rigged, because — spoiler alert — there was no rigging. Republican candidates lost because they fucking sucked. but try explaining that to the MAGAverse. they don’t need any stinking proof of rigging, because they have something better than proof: they have vibes. listen to Holy Mike prattle on about how the skulduggery is ‘diabolical and so far upstream it’s impossible to prove,’ but he knows that ‘instinctively that something is wrong.’

yeah, right. dry your eyes, you sore loser.

you know what I know instinctively? that Holy Mike is a limp-dicked handful of dung. I mean, I can’t prove it, but, y’know, instincts matter.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I just want to point out to any game three Knicks ticket holders that “JEFF-REY EP-STEIN” reads out beautifully to a classic five clap crowd chant
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
De Vaartkapoen, by Tom Frantzen, 1985
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
happy birthday america, i got you the corpse of a 30 year old one hit wonder shuffling around in front of a fight pit next to a giant hole in the ground that used to be the east wing all at the pleasure of an octogenarian rapist with dementia
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Rodney Anonymous @rodneyanonymous.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Premiers in one hour! youtu.be/3Bg5kIkmFYA?...
youtu.be
Snipers on the Moon
YouTube video by Rodney Linderman
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The Weather & Climate Livestream @wclivestream.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hey 🧪 + #SciComm: we are seeking speakers, hosts, and chat moderators for our 50-hour broadcast in support of weather and climate science! Last year our 180,000 viewers called Congress more than 30,000 times and we all spent 100 joyful hours together. Join us here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
A blue background with "SAVE AMERICA'S FORECASTS" at the top, with the following text underneath: 

The Weather & Climate Livestream 
wclivestream.com/watch 
Strewam from Mon. Jun 1st - Wed. Jun 3rd on YouTube

50-hour livestream
Featuring Kim Cobb, John Morales, Jeff Masters, & many, many more!

Get Involved
Want to speak at the event?
wclivestream.com/speak
Send us your letters to Congress!
wclivestream.com/speak

We are so back
Streaming continuously starting at 4pm EST on June 1st
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Tom @desater.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Hi #bsky I need your help! I develop #PastPuzzle a daily ad-free #history game. With a limited budget, word of mouth is everything. If this sounds like something you or someone you know would enjoy, please share this post or the game. Play in the browser or download the app! Thanks - Tom
A mobile screenshot of the history game "Past Puzzle" titled "The Daily History Quiz". The background is a cream color decorated with festive confetti and stars. The central question displayed in large black text is: "When did the first moon landing take place?" The puzzle consists of three rows of four-digit numbers used to guess the year:
First Row (1930): The digits and '9' are green (correct and in the right position). The digits '3' and are red (incorrect and not in the year).
Second Row (1986): The digits and '9' are green (correct). The digit '8' is red (incorrect). The digit is yellow (correct digit but in the wrong position).
Third Row (The Solution): The correct year 1969 is shown with all four digits in green, indicating the puzzle has been solved. Below the grid are empty boxes and a numerical keypad (O-9) for inputting guesses.
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psychonaut25.bsky.social @psychonaut25.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Why the Internet is Getting Worse This meme is brought to you by Cory Doctorow @doctorow.pluralistic.net
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