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@xtingu.bsky.social
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Your air-checkin' cuz. She/her. Singer/utility/music nerd. 1/2 of DE's premier acoustic dorkrock powerduo @hotbreakfast.bsky.social! Easy to spot. Bad at disc golf. It's either sadness or euphoria. #filtertheair ✋🔺🤚 Bluesky user #95,868

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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sorry we can't make it, but we have this on the schedule
A Google calendar entry belonging to Matt that says:
333eee,ddd5
Wednesday, Oct 14
Busy
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The name of my next jazz combo
A bag of 3 apple cider donuts. The label says "Donut 3"
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saint Catherine has no time for this bullshit. 

(A closeup of the vaguely annoyed expression of St. Catherine, who is wearing a red robe with a red colllar, and a gold crown. She is holding a long green feather. From a multi-paneled altarpiece painting circa 1320. Gardiner Museum. Simone Martini.)
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good lord I love trains
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Luxzurry. Extravgaaaance.
Screenshot of Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong in revealing black and red dresses, holding glasses of champagne.
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
She'll get a hold on you believe it
The back of a landscaping dump truck with a brand sticker that says "E-Z Dumper"
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Chairface Chippendale looks at the moon, which has "CHA" etched into its surface
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Chairface Chippendale looks to the distance at the moon, which has CHA burned into its surface
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A woman in a red bridesmaid dress holding a bouquet of roses tilts her head like a confused cocker spaniel
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Ah, PeopleCert. Making exams super-dignified since 2020. #ITIL5
A small, midcentury salmon colored bathroom.  A laptop with mouse, ethernet cable, and power cable sits atop a piano bench. A wooden kitchen chair is also in the frame. This is a very temporary workstation to comply with exam rules to ensure there's no cheating.
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Attention #weather fans of DE / NJ / PA / MD: The Mt. Holly NWS office is holding a few #skywarn training sessions; in-person and webinar versions are both available. Even if you're already certified, a refresher can't hurt. Let's do some citizen science! #wx More info: weather.gov/phi/skywarn.
Screen shot of a tweet from nws_mtholly dated 9:27am 03 Apr 2026:

The image they supplied says:
2026 Spring Skywarn Training Schedule
Webinars (all times EDT):
Tuesday April 7, 6-8pm

In person Basic and Advanced Presentation:
Saturday April 11, 8:30AM-1:30PM, Stroudsburg, PA

In-person Basic Presentation: 
Monday May 4, 6pm - 8pm; Stevensville, MD


For information on how to register for these, or how to view a self-paced training, please visit our Training Schedule at www.weather.gov/phi/skywarnA screen shot of a tweet from NWS Mount Holly: 

For more information on the Skywarn program, to register for any of these sessions, or for information on how to take a self-paced online version, visit weather.gov/phi/skywarn.
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
6:40am update in north Wilmington, DE (Arden) 19810: 9.75" (| measured at a different spot with a different board). #dewx #netde Also fed the birds. ❤️
Wooden ruler showing 9.75" of snow
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Oh all right, I went outside. We're at 8.25" at 2:10am. Whee! #DEwx
A wooden ruler measuring the snow depth as 8.25" (2:10am 2/23/26)
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I would love to give you all a snowfall report, but the snow is so sticky that my measuring stick is unreadable. I will be shocked if we don't lose power-- the wind is really picking up, and the trees are soooo heavy with snow.
A photo of an inverted orange Home Depot bucket, which is supporting a black measuring stick. There is roughly 8" of dense snow on top of the bucket, as well as on the ground, but it's hard to know for certain because the numbers on the large measuring stick are almost entirely obscured with snow. 

The bucket has "YAY SNOW   BOO ICE  ❤️DELAWARE" written on it in black sharpie, though the writing is also barely visible because snow has stuck to the face of the bucket as well.
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Popped over to the bad place to get some blizzard updates from our local @nws.noaa.gov forecast office, and I saw this ad. Sums up how it's going in Elon-land.
A screenshot of an AI slop ad from Xitter, from the account called "@Products." 
The tweet says "Grab this bold hat: Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me. Perfect style statement!”

Unfortunately the photo of the black baseball cap says "WOMEN WANT FISH ME FEAR ME."
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
No shade whatsoever, but I can't picture how this works
A small yellow sign advertising a mattress sale that benefits the Morristown High School Marching Band, being held at Morristown High School on January 10 2026
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Black text on a white background: 

Me: I don't have the energy for this. 

Someone: For what? 

Me: *gestures vaguely*
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Oh good I've been waiting for this important email from my business associate DocT dxoL9LF
A screen shot of my Outlook inbox featuring an unread, terribly-formatted spam email.

The From field reads "Doc-T/dxoL9LF/{randomString10}/ulVE8CT" and the subject line says "Digital Confirmation: Board Amendment CFID:MZZZqrKWi."
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Not sure this specific mushroom is the best design choice for a baby teether.
An image from the Nordstrom catalog of a baby teething toy. It is a realistic-looking fly agaric (Amanita muscaria) mushroom with the classic red top with white speckles and white body. 

This "Spot the Mushroom Teether" is made by Olli&Carol and is $21.99; SKU 7329122. 

I don't think we should be teaching parents and babies that this is the mushroom to randomly chomp on. (It is unpleasantly psychedelic, poisonous, and sometimes deadly.)
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
nobody asked for this www.wired.com/story/openai...
A screen shot of a Wired article's headline and summary, saying: 

"OpenAl ls Preparing to Launch a Social App for AI-Generated Videos 

BY ZOË SCHIFFER AND LOUISE MATSAKIS | 2-MINUTE READ

The platform appears to closely resemble TikTok and is powered by Sora 2, OpenAI's latest video generation model."

It features a photo of Sam Altman's head as he tries to look thoughtful.
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Tomorrow night (Fri Sept 12 from 5:00 - 8:00pm), @hotbreakfast.bsky.social triumphantly returns to the Blue Ball Barn in Wilmington! Join us for 3 hours of dork-rock bliss under the moon, surrounded by folk art, live painting, food trucks, beer, and friends. Free event w/park admission! #netde
An image of an historic barn under a blue and pink sky and a full moon. 
The image text says "September 12, 5:00 - 8:00pm. Live painting, live music, food trucks, beverages, friends. Folk Art Friday at the Blue Ball Barn, with music under the stars with Hot Breakfast!"
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A screen shot of an old Twitter post from user Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus): 

" every day we have to wake up, confront the most upsetting shit we've ever seen, and then walk around obeying laws and saying "it's tomato season" "
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Black text on a white background: 

"I did¹ my own² research³"

¹ watched
² someone else's
³ shitty YouTube video
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Cancer Council (from Australia) makes these two that I love, but I can only get them from a few small sellers on Amazon, unfortunately: -Cancer Council Face Day Wear Moisturiser Face & Body - Matte Finish (my first love) -Cancer Council Active Sunscreen (4 hrs water resistant; it's unnoticeable!)
Two tubes of Cancer Council brand Australian sunscreen standing on a table against a blue background.
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Heck yeah! Korean: - Haru Haru Wonder: Black Rice Moisture Airyfit Daily Sunscreen (my favorite!) - Beauty of Joseon: Relief Sun Rice + Probiotics - P.Calm Water Barrier Sun Cream (this one is very similar to the Beauty of Joseon one) All are SPF50+ PA++++ but not water resistant.
Three tubes of Korean sunscreen standing on a table against a blue background. 
- Haru Haru Wonder: Black Rice Moisture Airyfit Daily Sunscreen 
- Beauty of Joseon: Relief Sun Rice + Probiotics
- P.Calm Water Barrier Sun Cream
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
JFC not this again
A screen grab of an excerpt of a June 2020 Politifact article: 

"If you don't test, you don't have any cases," Trump said at a June 15 roundtable discussion at the White House. "If we stopped testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any."
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
These stats make both my inner number nerd and my inner Beavis happy. Divide All The Things By Three!
A Wordle statistics page that shows 999 games played, 99% win percentage, a 69 game streak, with a max streak of 333. 

Divide All The Things By Three!
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The following black text on a plain white background: 

"I did¹ my own² research³"

¹ watched
² someone else's
³ shitty youtube video
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
My neighbor created this one... I believe she is certified in Awesome.
This photo was snapped in someone's front yard in Arden, Delaware. There is a pile of random sticks next to a red hand-painted sign that says "DOG LIBRARY. Take a stick, leave a stick."
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Be careful folks, spammers are getting really good at this
A screen shot of an email in my inbox. The From line says "Ppggkf Plghv", the subject line says (no subject), the body says (no body), and the title of the attachment is #Y768787#..." 

I mean, it looks like a regular email anyone would get. I can only imagine how many innocent people opened this thinking it was their phone bill or something.
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #95,868! Woot!
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
This Friday (Jan 26) at 7pm, we make our triumphant return to the Bellefonte Cafe (Wilmington, DE) serving a 2-hour combo platter of originals, silliness, schmoop, & a few cover songs that acoustic duos have no damn business doing.😁 Reservations: 302-761-9175 Info: www.facebook.com/events/74287...
A flyer for a concert. It has a picture of Matt and Jill jumping in mid-air with their instruments, on a yellow background. The flyer text reads: 
Hot Breakfast! 
The Bellefonte Cafe
Friday, January 26 + 7pm
Call 302.761.9175 for reservations!
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
Agree to disagree
A screen shot of the NY Times game "Letter Boxed." I attempted to use the word "DOY" and the game responded "Not a word."
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
Working as designed. 🙄
A screenshot from Medscape, showing a one-sentence summary of an article from the medical journal STAT. The summary says: 

"The U.S. government spent more on healthcare in 2022 than Germany, the U.K., Italy, Spain, Austria, and France spent combined to provide universal healthcare coverage for all 335 million people in their countries. (STAT)"
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Hey Delaware and environs! Drown your #Phillies sorrows with a Comedy Music Night in Arden, DE with your pals Hot Breakfast!, Todd Chappelle, and Brooklyn's own Corn Mo! Doors open at 7, music at 7:30. BYOB. All are welcome! Tix/Info/FB: www.facebook.com/events/22568... #netde #inwilm #inwilmde
A flyer for (Mostly) Comedy Music Night. Featuring a photo of Todd Chappelle saying something funny into a microphone while he holds an acoustic guitar; a black and white photo of Corn Mo looking awesome with his long flowing locks, and a photo of Jill
(a blonde woman) and Matt (a guy in a newsboy cap) of the band Hot Breakfast singing loudly into a shared microphone while Matt plays guitar.
The flyer has the following text: "MOSTLY" COMEDY MUSIC NIGHT
with Todd Chappele, Corn Mo, Hot Breakfast. Buzz Ware Village Center in Arden, DE. October 27, 2023.7:30pm
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Buzz Lightyear is showing Woody something in the distance. The meme text says "Daddy issues. Daddy issues everywhere."
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jill-o-ween 🎃🎃 @xtingu.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Feeling a little off and thinking about taking a #RAT (home covid test)? This is your friendly reminder to swab your throat and not just your nose.
An image of two covid tests side by side. The test on the left is labeled "Nose only" and is negative. The test on the right is labeled "Throat" and is positive. These tests were taken within a few minutes of each other, and are from the same box of tests.
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