Sign in

jillk jillk lemonade

@xtingu.bsky.social
256 followers 390 following 502 posts

Your air-checkin' cuz. She/her. Singer/utility/music nerd. 1/2 of DE's premier acoustic dorkrock powerduo @hotbreakfast.bsky.social! Easy to spot. Bad at disc golf. It's either sadness or euphoria. #filtertheair ✋🔺🤚 Bluesky user #95,868

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by jillk jillk lemonade
David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
30126593943
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have a cold, but @rodneyanonymous.bsky.social on @ynotradio.net is successfully exorcising my booger demons. I am a grateful gherkin
031
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jfc we live in the dumbest possible timeline
010
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man oh man. I think a lotta people are gonna get boned on the Wordle today. It is comforting that the Wordlebot missed it, too. Wordle 1,929 X/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩
010
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I LOVE YOUR DOGS
010
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is this a frisbee?!
010
Reposted by jillk jillk lemonade
Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
334213976414
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy crap, I had forgotten all about LSMP! (Bad brain. Bad!) Thank you for the reminder; what a treat to revisit it on this rainy Sunday.
000
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm having surgery at Chester County Hospital/Penn in a few weeks, so I just got MMR, covid (Nuvaxovid), and my pneumonia shots today. Gonna get my flu shot next week. No freakin' way I'm going to a hospital without protecting myself and others.
120
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saint Catherine has no time for this bullshit. 

(A closeup of the vaguely annoyed expression of St. Catherine, who is wearing a red robe with a red colllar, and a gold crown. She is holding a long green feather. From a multi-paneled altarpiece painting circa 1320. Gardiner Museum. Simone Martini.)
110
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm so, so, so sorry. It's the hardest thing in the world.
011
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good lord I love trains
020
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm at that age where, when I buy a certain kind of thing, I become aware that it's probably the last time I will ever have to buy said thing.
020
Reposted by jillk jillk lemonade
Relly XXL 🥂 @rellmidnight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
063094
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You'll all be safe-- they confiscated a 4oz bottle of shampoo from the octogenarian in 24E
100
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Preach, brother!
000
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I still dream of that flip
110
Reposted by jillk jillk lemonade
public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
CDC’s 9/11 world trade center health program was one of the first things this regime purged. just something to remember when republicans get really into the performative nationalism this week
abcnews.com
New York Republicans scold Trump for CDC cuts that affect 9/11 responders
Critics say the Trump administrations cuts to CDC staff will negatively affect a health fund for 9/11 first responders.
6409200
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He dreams of a big strong dad who would have cared enough to pick him up and out of harm's way.
010
Reposted by jillk jillk lemonade
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When old SVU episodes don’t hold up in modern times.
12889781428
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I live for these videos
010
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Looks like he finally left the box dye on for the full amount of time. (Ivanka said that he would always dye his own hair, but was too fucking impatient to let it sit for the full amount of time, yielding the vague mystery color we all got used to.)
0282
Reposted by jillk jillk lemonade
Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What a poem. “Manifesto: The Mad Farmer Liberation Front” by Wendell Berry
Manifesto: The Mad Farmer Liberation Front

Love the quick profit, the annual raise, vacation with pay. Want more of everything ready-made. Be afraid to know your neighbors and to die.
And you will have a window in your head.
Not even your future will be a mystery any more. Your mind will be punched in a card and shut away in a little drawer.
When they want you to buy something they will call you. When they want you to die for profit they will let you know.

So, friends, every day do something that won't compute. Love the Lord.
Love the world. Work for nothing.
Take all that you have and be poor.
Love someone who does not deserve it.
Denounce the government and embrace the flag. Hope to live in that free republic for which it stands.
Give your approval to all you cannot understand. Praise ignorance, for what man has not encountered he has not destroyed.

Ask the questions that have no answers.
Invest in the millennium. Plant sequoias.
Say that your main crop is the forest that you did not plant,
that you will not live to harvest.
Say that the leaves are harvested when they have rotted into the mold.
Call that profit. Prophesy such returns.Put your faith in the two inches of humus that will build under the trees every thousand years.
Listen to carrion - put your ear close, and hear the faint chattering of the songs that are to come.
Expect the end of the world. Laugh.
Laughter is immeasurable. Be joyful though you have considered all the facts.
So long as women do not go cheap for power, please women more than men.
Ask yourself: Will this satisfy a woman satisfied to bear a child?
Will this disturb the sleep
of a woman near to giving birth?

Go with your love to the fields.
Lie down in the shade. Rest your head in her lap. Swear allegiance to what is nighest your thoughts.
As soon as the generals and the politicos can predict the motions of your mind, lose it. Leave it as a sign to mark the false trail, the way you didn't go. Be like the fox
who makes more tracks than necessary, some in the wrong direction.
Practice resurrection.
0124
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Luxzurry. Extravgaaaance.
Screenshot of Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong in revealing black and red dresses, holding glasses of champagne.
021
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just bought it. Can't wait for the full album to drop!
010
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey-- many thanks for sharing the Nuvaxovid delivery schedule! It was hard to find solid info, but now I feel like I can plan a bit. 👍 (Love your substack btw!)
130
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The alt text omg
010
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Same here in 19810. It's bananas!
010
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Man, we are getting our asses handed to us here in north-eastern DE. #dewx Between the near constant lightning and the power flickering, it's like:
static.klipy.com
The Cheat
Alt: The Cheat clicking the light switch on and off, making a light switch rave
230
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That was absolutely delightful!
010
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
She'll get a hold on you believe it
The back of a landscaping dump truck with a brand sticker that says "E-Z Dumper"
020
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'd like to buy a comma, Pat
000
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In his defense, the cartoon he referenced is one of my favorite episodes of said cartoon But also: fuck that guy
010
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
omg I totally forgot about that song. 😬 Bad GenXer. Bad!
010
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yet Milo gets sent to the UK. Weird.
000
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Think of all the money we'll save if we fire the food inspectors and have the food producers self-inspect. What could go wrong?
110
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
also: yes I'm old
120
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I want to meet the person who came up with the landline's last-call return function, and hear how they convinced their boss to name it *69.
220
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That movie made me cry my face off in the best possible happy way.
000
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I found a Spanish version of this back in the late '90s (if memory serves). I made a fridge magnet out of Confundido and it's been on every fridge I've had since.
010
Reposted by jillk jillk lemonade
Matt Out Of Hell @casarino.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
BREAKING: trump signs another executive order. It's America Dry now, you hosers
021
Reposted by jillk jillk lemonade
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
268371108
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah, this one hurts extra.
020
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Kirsti, this just made my heart explode. Thank you so much for being there with us, and for *being there with us.* We love it when folks sing along, but really getting to hear everyone last night was the best best best. ❤️
010
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
guys this Phillies game is bananas
010
Reposted by jillk jillk lemonade
Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 06/08/2026
I would like to see more companies admit this - being a public company no longer means running a successful, thriving business. It strictly means delivering growth to investors, every single quarter, who do not care at all about the product the company sells or the people who produce it.
6063001901
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm at that age where I feel both excitement and relief knowing the recycling is being picked up this week
010
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Let me sleep on it, baby baby
static.klipy.com
Meat Loaf: What's It Gonna Be, Boy?
Alt: Meat Loaf: What's It Gonna Be, Boy?
011
jillk jillk lemonade @xtingu.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Chairface Chippendale looks at the moon, which has "CHA" etched into its surface
000