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Jed Davis 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

@xlerb.bsky.social
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[he/him] [📍 San Francisco] [sad about computer, sad about politics, FIXME more topics go here]

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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 5h
Our so-called leaders have prostituted us to the Russians. Destroyed our culture. Our economies. Our honor. Our blood has been spilled on our soil. Our blood on their hands. They are the invaders.
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acfoltzer @acfoltzer.net · 3h
a video of someone who's decided to use their pilot certificate exactly one last time
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 3h
Groan.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 5h
i have lived here my whole life, and i have never once seen a plane take off from the Willamette… …let alone do THIS. wtf.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 5h
The “lisan al-gaib” meme except is says “Evelyn normielib”
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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HEAVY IS
THE HEAD
THAT WEARS
THE LITTLE
JINGLY
BELL HAT
THING
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 5h
republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 8h
A Korean king ordered a bunch of linguists to come up with a written language to increase literacy due to the difficulty of chinese and they came up with one of the easiest to read languages in existence.
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SFGATE @sfgate.com · 8h
The ICE officer is now facing felony assault charges.
bit.ly
ICE officer shot after passing out drunk on Fresno lawn, police say
The ICE officer is now facing felony assault charges.
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sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 10h
read your editorial. thought it was awful. question: why does the editorial consist of virtually no info on Caltrain, which serves more stations in San Jose than BART, and is planning for the same closures/cuts as BART should RTM fail to pass? shouldn't San Jose voters know RTM impacts Caltrain too?
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 9h
Silver Age panel. A man in a brown suit is pushed backward out of panel by Charlie Chan.
"Hey," the guy says.
Charlie says, "Kindly release pistol--or fat old man will have to apply more pressure on wrist!"
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natalia barbour @nataliabarbour.bsky.social · 10h
Normally my kids get themselves to school but today I did carline. If you do it regularly, it would take 1 hr out of your day and that’s 5 hours a week, 20 hours a month, etc. You could literally learn a foreign language instead. It’s not life, it’s the waste of it.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12h
huh, interesting that vance thinks this is the worst terrorist attack and not oklahoma city
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AskHistorians @askhistorians.bsky.social · 13h
We've been downgraded to a bastion of nervous tics and mild neuroses in a world gone utterly apeshit.
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ESC Discord @escdiscord.com · 13h
🇦🇱 RTSH has revealed the 28 artists taking part in Festivali i Këngës 65. Among the participants is Kejsi Tola, who won the 47th edition and represented Albania at #Eurovision 2009.
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Doctor Memory @blank.org · 13h
Being intimately familiar with the stretch of street in question, I'm willing to put down a marker here: he had no idea they were ICE, he honked his horn at what looked like a construction worker standing in the middle of the road, and they lit him up.
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Jed Davis 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @xlerb.bsky.social · 13h
A rare Elon tweet that I could actually believe was ketamine (vs. coke or speed). Of course, if you're a normal person, the path you're trying to see in the vastness of the K-hole is the path out of the trauma reactions that have taken over your life, not the path from trillionaire to god-emperor.
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 17h
Schrödinger's drivers: Simultaneously the grown-ups of the road who are very keen to remind you that you're only allowed out under sufferance & if you're not on your best, most obsequious behaviour they might just kill you while simultaneously also the world's smollest softest most put-upon beans.
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Ash vs the Evil Dead @ashflanagan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Denying Catholic priests the ability to administer sacraments to Catholic prisoners is objectively insanely offensive to Catholicism in a way that almost nothing else could be
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What you need to understand is that Ossoff's performance is the Senatorial equivalent of They Not Like Us
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 09/10/2026
the ossoff // collins debate is pretty emblematic of how the GOP expects dems to be like "not the face" and getting gobsmacked when ossoff rolled in like "there's nothing in the rulebook that says i can't bite your ear"
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 09/10/2026
it is too late, for i have portrayed myself as the smiling young man and yourself as the seething florida retiree
el-seyed smiling at the camera while the other guy looks mad about some shit
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
as his brain melts he's lost most of his touch, but Trump does have a natural bullies intuitive understanding of how to use this type of dynamic. the winning move is to tell him to fuck off but that's not a battle a lot of people will want to pick with the president.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 09/10/2026
if you shoot guns enough (I do), you quickly meet this type of guy, who will tell you just how Excited he is for someone to break into his house so he finally has the excuse he needs to dump a mag into them [and this type of guy is unfortunately quite dominant in US gun culture]
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 09/10/2026
btw, i've commented on this before, as my concern is these systems are vulnerable to much more than a nuclear blast. bsky.app/profile/sky....
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 09/10/2026
On Supreme Court term limits: Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.” Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh."
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@buttplug.engineer
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026
jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They spent a Ukraine aid package worth of money on changing all the signs and letterheads and in 2029 we're gonna have to spend another pile of money on changing them back while the press (derogatory, slur) yells at us for wasting money
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Navy SEALs testified to seeing Eddie Gallagher murder a schoolgirl for fun and he's a welcome guest at Mar a Lago. I don't give a shit about Hasan, I preferred having him rot in a cell forgotten than granting the martyrdom he wants but the context here is which murders Trump & Hegseth are a fan of.
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Bill Stewart @billstewart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“If only we cut off junkies like HIGHWAY UPGRADES they’d shape up!” somehow never appeals to those folks.
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Urban Land Rent 🇸🇴🚰 @urbanlandrent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of course we need cut bureaucratic barriers for transit projects. But that is a completely separate effort that will require dedicated, ongoing advocacy. Conservatives want to treat public policy problems like morality tales. “If only we cut off junkies like BART they’d shape up!”
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 08/10/2026
like, if gaddafi had declared that all apples are now oranges and that all libyans calling them apples were internal enemies, it’d be covered in the press as a wacky but dangerous move from an unserious and dangerous clown dictator
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hope they didn't log into any official govt accounts on their personal devices! gotta check that phone to ensure they followed federal records regulations and applicable statutes, would be awkward to find anything super racist and/or sexually deviant on there
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Jed Davis 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @xlerb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There are two wolves inside me. One of them suggests going full bro and using citrulline malate powder instead. The other one reminds us about the jar of lemon powder we got at an Asian grocery a while back and haven't found an excuse to use for anything lately.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 08/10/2026
Tragically, we see incidents where people survive major storms but are killed by carbon monoxide from portable generators. Never run your generator indoors. Run generators outdoors at least 20ft away from your home.
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Jed Davis 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @xlerb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kind of sounds like attempted murder?
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump: My uncle was commissioned by the federal government to do a report on Nikola Tesla. Was he real or not real?
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Jed Davis 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @xlerb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seems like you just need a longer-range spray bottle. What's that saying: God made humans and tigers; Lonnie Johnson made them equal? Something like that.
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European Space Agency @esa.int · 08/10/2026
Mission accomplished. ✅ After 237 days in space, ESA astronaut Sophie Adenot has returned safely to Earth, concluding her record-breaking #εpsilon mission packed with science, technology demonstrations and three spacewalks. Welcome home, Sophie!! Credit: NASA/Keegan Barber
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 08/10/2026
Yeah, so, I work for an organization with federal government contracts and, the White House is not actually joking about this
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Nicholas Weaver @ncweaver.skerry-tech.com · 08/10/2026
And the sycophants, including those with SO much power and fuck-off money (here's looking at you Jeffy-B) are going along with this is just so so crazy. I thought the tales of Caligula, Nero, Caracalla, Elagabalus, etc were exaggerated. Not anymore.
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Cam @camconut-tree.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jared Polis was in fact censured by Colorado Democrats for this, like almost immediately after it happened
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Once more, with feeling...
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This Brewers/Padres NLDS is the second series of at least 3 games in postseason history where neither team led by more than 2 runs at any point, joining: The 1915 World Series h/t @EliasSports
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