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I Don't Want to Wear Pants

@xehtfodrol.northsky.social
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I do venue operations, people watching, whiskey, and beer. Always wearing a kilt except for when I'm not. Father to the best child in existence, I'll fight you. Here for a lot of things, not here for some things. 🖤🩶🤍💜 #FreePalestine #TransRights

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11h
"Are my migraines hormonal, or am I thinking too hard about how Peter Thiel has more money than all nurses on Earth combined?" buff.ly/oLdL54C
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Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
“Is my hair thinning, or am I ripping it out because a thirty-four-time convicted, sexually abusive steak salesman with a Hannibal Lecter fetish is five poin...
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 2h
Katie is trying to affix your position in time.
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The News & Observer @newsobserver.com · 2h
An appeals court ruled this week the NC dog trainer may not share footage of a trooper fatally shooting her two trained police dogs during a 2024 car break-in on her property.
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NC woman told not to share video showing trooper shooting her dogs. She’s doing it anyway.
An appeals court ruled this week the NC dog trainer may not share footage of a trooper fatally shooting her two trained police dogs during a 2024 car break-in on her property.
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 2h
Oh so only you get to determine how women exist in the framework of time?
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 2h
This sounds like bi erasure to me.
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 2h
Generally speaking, if someone is brave enough to post a selfie, they'll get a like if they're expressing happiness in how they look.
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
an ai system doesn't have a will, intention or feelings. nor the capacity to want or care. a neural network does not go rogue, escape, or rebel. just tech bros' narratives projected onto machines. and pls, don't mansplain my post to me
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 2h
You can't meet someone in nearly a region Katie! She was either there or she wasn't!
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 3h
File this under "No Shit Sherlock"
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 3h
Little bubbles floating above your head, which all artists get when they are certified drunk.
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 4h
To be officially drunk, did it require your drinking to be notorized? Am I just unofficially drunk if I cannot find an official to certify my inebriation?
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Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️‍⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 4h
With alt text
Closeup on white-skinned hand holding a rocks glass full of water against a white background. Text reads: “There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.”
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Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com · 23/07/2026
Dark Horse is thrilled to announce our new partnership with Mattel to bring the world of Barbie to life through a new comic book series. More details to come at a later date! Featured art: @natalienardozza.bsky.social
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 10h
Why would you, for so much as a millisecond, assume good faith of anything created by Donald Trump and Elon Musk? Cutting staff creates better outcomes! Oh, sure, just do more with less, right! What a maroon.
nonsense crap from someone who is really credulous
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 11h
I guess my question is, are those specifically for pole dancing or are those heels you want to pole dance in? Like, splitting hairs, but as a non heel wearer I'm genuinely curious if that's a segment of shoes to be bought.
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 11h
On one hand, maybe he's doing it as a pretext for declaring an emergency, but honestly, he's probably doing it because he's a nasty racist asshole who hates anyone and everyone who defies him. There isn't 4D chess going on in his head.
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 21h
I'm not, but I think this is the difference between "as a sentient american I fully understand pete is a big dumb racist sexist rapist idiot" vs "oh I absolutely know that Type of Guy, I've worked with a half dozen of them"
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 13h
Princeton denied her tenure but definitely wants to profit off her success.
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 13h
You denied her tenure, remember? Sounds like she succeeded despite y'all.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 14h
Y'all denied her tenure
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Margaret Hamilton, a pioneer of software engineering who led NASA's in-flight software team for the Apollo mission, was born #OTD in 1936. 🧪 🔭 👩‍🔬 Image: NASA
A black and white photo of Margaret Hamilton standing next to a stack of printouts, the code that she and her team wrote for the Apollo Lunar Module. She is wearing a short, striped dress and sandals. Hamilton has long hair past her shoulders and wears glasses. She is looking at the stack of code, which is taller than her, smiling and steadying it with her hands.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
like, this isn’t even an “AI could create that much value” versus “no it can’t” argument - let’s grant the premise, let’s say it does in that world, with these people in charge, unemployment and poverty explode and no safety net is built to handle it
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 13h
Like, the last line gives away the most, out of all these terrible words I was forced to read. He's moved on from his supposed "perfect" game to something else before he's even played it. Shouldn't, in this situation, you want to play this always? (Also why would your friends want to play this...)
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 17h
Why does Korea have a holiday for the alphabet? Because unlike other writing systems that evolved over centuries, Hangul was the work of one dude who solved mass illiteracy by sitting down and creating a brand new fully-formed system from scratch that anyone can learn almost instantly.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Eric Levai @ericlevai.bsky.social · 20h
Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.
Screenshot from this article: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/us/politics/fort-hood-execution-streamed-public.html?unlocked_article_code=1.HVE.Rw7O.Sj-0_s5YONzL&smid=nytcore-android-share
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 14h
"The only way to truly end the threat of authoritarianism is to address the white Christian elephant in the room." Interesting stuff in @hollybfletcher.bsky.social's new piece, including a nod to James Talarico's message of Christian pluralism: www.liberalcurrents.com/you-cant-run...
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You Can't Run From Christian Nationalism
White evangelicals are the single most influential voting bloc in American politics. They cannot be ignored.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 23h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 21h
it's fun to fantasize about Zohran firing Tisch and arresting ICE but he's a fucking Muslim mayor and Donald Trump is president and I don't think enough people are using their brains here
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 08/10/2026
Brilliant idea to take a murderer motivated by ideology and publicly martyr him.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
El-Sayed: "Weak, cowardly, won't stand up until his poll numbers drop ... he has the audacity to do an ad looking at the drugs prices in Canada, expect he voted four times to keep you from buying the prescriptions drugs in Canada. It's incoherent."
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sure is cool dems are attacking trans people cause there's nothing else to campaign on
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Yuri Lowenthal @yurilowenthal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
While it may seem unnecessary to many of you, today seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trans Rights Are Human Rights and the trans community will always have my axe.
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean yes, but Mako is also in a Situationship with Gamagôri (she keeps getting into situations and he rescues her)
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if Trump posts a trans slur on Truth Social which is aimed at you, and you say anything other than "can you guys fucking believe the President of the United States is out here posting trans slurs on Truth Social, fuck him into the sun for all eternity," you have failed the most basic of all tests
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, fuck her. At least Graham won't talk out of both sides of her mouth, she'll be a bigot with her full chest. Miss me with this "campaign as a Republican but with a blue D next to your name "bullshit"
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 08/10/2026
please block and report @/williamistired.bsky.social DO NOT ENGAGE. once again @safety.bsky.app & @moderation.bsky.app have failed to keep my actual violent, homicidal stalker who i have a protective order against off this platform despite years of information about him
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 08/10/2026
BREAKING: Man eats meal
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How Zohran Mamdani is commemorating
October 7: eating at Hinds Hall, a Palestinian restaurant in NYC.
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bro really said socialism is immigrants and trans people. The "everything I hate is socialism" meme just won't ever stop.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wdym your followers, that's clearly "Mel posting her own pics"
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The Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lads. Bad news.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 07/10/2026
The desire for unconditional love from one’s parents is so primal my first assumption in any case where the child has gone no-contact is that they weren’t receiving it in the first place.
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lookit. Deep down every Irish person wants to spin some yank a yarn that gets cited as fact in some factual text. We told an Irish American girl that when the Muppets was released in Ireland, Kermit the Frog was called Dermot the Frog because Cromwell’s son was a Kermit.
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
She's constantly sending food back to complaining about it. Ignoring the "white lady seasoning" jokes, how do you live having absolutely no idea why things taste the way they do, every bite is a surprise.
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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jesus Christ Dave, gonna need you to calm down.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/10/2026
It’s really remarkable to me that 10 years into this people feel compelled to “clarify” Trump’s homicidal and often genocidal fantasies. It is deranged for the president to daydream about American cities in states he hates getting blown up. Full stop.
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