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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 2h

Nothing better than finding evidence your dog's stomach is upset...but not finding anything out of place in the house. I know you ate something you weren't supposed to...tell.me your secrets dog!

The fiend in question, a brown hound with black saddle pattern, trying not to act like she enjoys my company.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 18h

Owning any breed of hound dog means every time you return from an outing you must submit to a thorough inspection by sniffer.

Black saddle pattern on brown hair, Polish hound, attempting to get the treats out of her new Oogie Boogey toy.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you're not doing carbonara like this you're obviously wrong

Convenience Store bowl of Buldak Carbonara Spicy Ramen.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 28/09/2026

"I would argue, if I may your honor, that by the victim dying the real murderer is not my client, but rather, our most basic biology, the body failing and thus violating my clients rights to face his accuser!"

Denny Crane from Boston Legal, portrayed by William Shatner

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 27/09/2026

The perils of owning a dog from the bloodhound family: I went to an Aikido seminar for almost all day and when I returned I had to submit to an extended inspection. So many sniffs of all the new people for her to smell.

The saddest dog that has ever been sad. Brynn, a polish hound, brown with black saddle colors, leaned against my hairy leg which unfortunately made it into the shot.

She has finished her sniffs (for now)

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 13/09/2026

I will accept the label from three of these 4. However, I am genuinely curious who's ship I insulted to get onto "Antishippers"

3 block lists I am on.

Liberals
AI Haters
Antishippers
Obnoxious, tedious, insufferable leftists

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 07/09/2026

This is probably my top two casting ever. He's my favorite character BECAUSE of JK Simmons.

JK Simmons as J Jonah Jameson in Sam Raini's Spiderman movies.

No better casting.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 03/09/2026

"Sir, MrBeast has collaborated with James Patterson"

Andrew Card telling President George W Bush about a second plane hitting the Twin Towers on 09/11/01

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 22/08/2026

The attached media depicts a historical scene from the Haitian Revolution involving armed individuals engaged in violent combat. This violates community standards according to @safety.bsky.app and they banned bitdizzy for it.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 18/08/2026

She's cautiously open to say hi back, but her anxiety wants to know if we can say hi over the course of a week of brief fleeting interactions before actually saying hi.

Brown polish hound, possibly sad that her favorite human is away, but 100% ready for cuddles (just don't tell anyone she enjoyed it) and a snoot boop.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 05/08/2026

Faine, have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plague-Ass the Vile?

A picture of Ian McDiarmid as Senator Palpatine from the Star Wars Prequels

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 28/07/2026

@scalzi.com for dinner, in that it's a "what do u have in the fridge left before grocery shopping goes in a wrap" night! Corn, tomatoes, olives, guac, Genoa salami, spicy mayo and feta cheese!

Corn, tomatoes, olives, guac, Genoa salami, spicy mayo, hot sauce and feta cheese.

All on a carb Zero wrap.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 25/07/2026

My feed is full of skeets asking for mutual aid and Will Stancil is quadrupling down on his crash out over the fact that right now 73% of YouGov respondents would take $50k over a coin flip for a million. Not for nothing, but $50k would probably cover every Mutual Aid post I've seen today.

Willie Dustice @wdustice.bsky.social to Will
"didn't you just make a big to-do about how it's awful for people to call you stupid? it feels like you just want to be told that you're right and get very angry when you're not immediately told that. i don't understand the appeal."

Will Stancil @whstancil.baky.social responds
"don't need to be told I'm right, know I'm right. want you to know was right, and you were wrong."

Previously Stancil was crying that people insulting him is bad and wrong and he will block. Also anyone who chooses $50k is stupid and wrong.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 14/07/2026

This has been the best time scrolling feeds in a while because these gems keep popping up. What am I about to see? I don't know, I don't want to click because nothing is better than my imagination based on what I'm reading.

Reposted by I NEED DICK

Whimsy Miku replying to I NEED DICK with

"Absolute cinema."

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 04/07/2026

Remember kids, to be patriotic is to embody General Sherman. WWSD.

A picture of General William Tecumseh Sherman.

His arms are crossed while he thinks of the answer to WWSD.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 10/06/2026

Apparently she won't hear anything aside from own words, exactly as she wants to hear them. Something something propaganda.

User @lightliv.bsky.social:

"Propaganda. Much of the 'history' about why we suddenly 'needed' to change anything is fabricated to implement changes that are harmful & unnatural. Simply how our world has been continually shifted by oppressors in control generation after gen more & more. Many people drink raw milk with no issues."

Many replies about how great raw milk is and how terrible preventing people from dying is.

Just be natural, that's all you have to do apparently.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 04/06/2026

Dying laughing with the labeler telling me you "changed handle" and it looks kind of like that's what the change was XD

Luke Stupor posting a screen cap from LinkedIn(sanity) that says "I have no microplastics in my balls" with one of my labelers telling me he changed his handle, almost as if that's what it was changed too.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 01/06/2026

this is a cat check point. relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

Pair of stray cats hanging out in the bushes disturbingly close to cars.

Now I have to check for them every morning.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 12/05/2026

My partner has informed me the heel has to be "significantly" higher than the toe to be called a heel, so perhaps they don't count?

A new rock boot in dire need of some TLC.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 11/05/2026

Hey @joshpetri.bsky.team come get your boy, he's trying to "communicate" again. Surely you're here to stop this kind of time foolery right?

Aaron Roderick whinging about people being mean to him because he keeps banning uppity trans women and minorities who point out the hypocrisy of Bluesky moderation.

He disabled quotes on his posts, and replies, because he keeps being engaged with and he doesn't like it.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 04/04/2026

I thought this was in regards to that "Bluesky is dying" post and rolled my eyes. Then I followed the quote to the "I gatekeep what is actually abuse" guy and threw the dog in my lap.

A 1000 year old teacup Yorkie having A Time(TM) with a cone of shame on.

He was not thrown in any way shape or form.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 03/04/2026

if you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using, with no explanation.

A green plushie claymore mine that says "Front Toward Friend"

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 19/03/2026

Love it when the local comic shop calls me and says "Hey, come get the good stuff" @kbspangler.com @alepresser.com

Side by side of two graphic novels.

Side Quested Volume 1 by KB Spangler and Ale Presser
Sailor Moon Vol 1

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 23/02/2026

No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. Saved by the fact I don't really save pictures of celebrities that often. This counts right? :D

General Sherman posing for a picture with the text "The best defense is a good offense and the best offense is fire"

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 03/02/2026

Sorry, that grip, all I see is Father Anderson from Hellsing, about to open the relic case with the Nail. That's my brain.

Father Anderson, Angel Dust Anderson, Paladin Anderson, Hit Man Anderson, Bayonet Anderson, Killing Judge Anderson...

Anyways, Anderson, from Hellsing, holding a case in Sen's signature grip.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 31/01/2026

I pile hate and scorn upon your 75 degrees, but that's a good fit.

My back porch being snowed on, with our brown hound, and the apocalypse befalling it.

I live in the south.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 26/01/2026

25/365 Lots of walkies today for the dog. So many...why did she want to walk so much it was FREEZING

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 23/01/2026

Luckily, peasants have figured out what to do in these situations.

The Guillotine, guaranteed to fix what ails the modern day wealthy.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 15/01/2026

Gloriously correct way to describe X these days.

If you are a normal person, these questions probably do not strike you as notable, let alone offensive. But over on X, the Elon Musk-owned social networking site best known for enabling the on-demand production of bespoke nonconsensual pornography, I noticed something odd happening in the hours right after oral argument concluded: hyperventilating blue-check accounts branding Barrett as an ideological traitor for "ignoring biological truth."

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 15/01/2026

They just can't capture the right look for Lara Croft. Woke ruining our pyramid goddess.

Lara Croft from the 1996 game Tomb Raider is all her polygon glory.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 08/01/2026

Oh yeah?! Well how about this then! Nope, looks like you're right.

Our hound, brown with a black saddle pattern, laying in her bed with her cozy blanket, a huge pink chew toy almost off camera, snuggled with her new Lambchop toy.

She looks miserable and sad because she is a hound, when happy, you have to look at her tail and butt, which won't stop wiggling.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 01/01/2026

No no no, I'm pretty sure cities are just where we put our cars.

A map from Parking Reform Network from 2023, showing that Atlanta is at least 25% parking lots.

Just fucking crazy.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 30/12/2025

The face of a dog who does not acknowledge my existence.

The head of a hound, laying directly in my lap.

In no way does this demonstrate any love or affection to my person. She will bring the strongest lawsuits against you for such libel and slander. This is just the only comfortable way to rest her melancholy bones. Absolutely no affection exists aside from her mama, which is not me.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 06/12/2025

Someone better do a wellness check on @jaketapper.bsky.social since he's completely forgotten about all the shit he talked about Biden being too old, including a whole ass book. Clearly he had a stroke.

Screenshot of Jake Tapper totally not being a GOP shill and claiming that Trump sleeping through cabinet meetings is totally fine and normal.

Just say "Listen folks, we wanted Biden to lose so we made a big deal about his age, but our Lord and Savior Trump is always perfect"

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 26/11/2025

There's no room on the couch Pawther, sorry.

A brown hound with a black saddle pattern stretched out almost as long as she can go, taking up extra couch space.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 14/11/2025

This is an acceptable post according to @safety.bsky.app , no threats here! But if you suggest a conservative talking head should take part in some Fargo Love reenactment, they will suspend you like Patton Oswald.

The Department of War explicitly saying they will kill people, you know, the guys in charge of the United States Armed Forces, the groups very capable of doing murder?

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 13/11/2025

As the saying goes, when life gives you reaper peppers, make fermented hot garlic honey.

Two Carolina reaper peppers, do not approach Satan's balls.

Jar full of garlic, diced reaper peppers, raw honey, and some apple cider vinegar.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 07/11/2025

The vet tech said our dog was the bravest, cutest, and best behaved pupper they have ever had. I am certain they've never said that before and this was a totally unique compliment!

Brown hound in my lap with a rainbow hoodie on cause it was chilly.

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I Don't Want to Wear Pants @xehtfodrol.northsky.social · 28/10/2025

Bluesky doesn't think he'll get punched, cause the app is saying you're French.

"The post you're replaying to was marked as being written in French by its author. Would you like to reply in French?"

No Bluesky, cause we're talking about punching Nazis, not surrendering.

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