Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United Statestheonion.comFBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United StatesWASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an... 10646837515825
FIGGLEBOTTOM @wynngifu.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I hate this motherfucker’s smug look on his face as he calls the medicine that I need to be a productive and happy individual in this fucked up society “candy.” 010
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMcult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 03/02/2025when rfk jr puts me in the adhd labor camp I hope they have oreos 8575
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Jesuit Priest 👇🏽 534309208260
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/02/2025It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only... 9292882260
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/02/2025Raskin: "Elon Musk, you may have illegally seized power over the financial payments systems of the Treasury, but you don't control the money of the American people. The US Congress does that under Article 1 of the Constitution ... we don't have a fourth branch of government called 'Elon Musk'" 20584816113851
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 02/02/2025She puts on a new costume every day 2718125901894
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 02/02/2025RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag. 18795037517613
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMPatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy dancing naked in front of a window and getting his hairy nipple licked on reality TV. This is who Trump put in charge of the country’s flight safety. 95074753830
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025DEI is when a woman or non-white person who is qualified for a job receives that job. The meritocracy is when a 19 year old gets to run the United States government because he posted the dankest memes 6168091964
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Do older Americans know that Elon Musk now controls access to their Social Security and health insurance? 47381722572
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMEnnius @enniusredloeb.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Fighting initial 'A'(rma) at the beginning of Virgil's Aeneid BnF MS Latin 16236; Publius Vergilius Maro: Eglogae, Georgicae, Aeneis cum glossa; 11th century; France; f.61r @labnf.bsky.social 15610
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/02/2025There appear to be at least three separately operating heel factions breaking things within the government in wholly different ways right now. There's the Miller-headed immigration one, the DOGE/Elon one, and a Project 2025 OMB one. This dynamic hasn't showed up in mainstream reporting at all. 776283888540
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 01/02/2025Marco Rubio is visiting Panama this weekend to try to annex the Panama Canal. Panama is currently bracing for an American invasion and is warning there could be mass casualties. The U.S. is acting like Russia when it invaded Ukraine—and is making the world less safe in the process. 699121643310
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMMorgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 01/02/2025A man after my heart ❤️ 287166652283
FIGGLEBOTTOM @wynngifu.bsky.social · 01/02/2025When I try to talk to friends and family about politics and the literal COUP that is going on at this very moment, no one seems to take me seriously or express concern for what is going on. Am I sane in an insane world, or am the insane one? 000
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMKate Marvel @drkatemarvel.bsky.social · 01/02/2025One tiny, private act of resistance: reading long, old books. Feels subversive to a) pay sustained attention to b) something that can't be monetized. 311137114
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 01/02/2025The @democrats.org should create self-verified accounts on Bluesky and Mastodon and their own website that mirror information (not propaganda) from every US government account that only posts on Twitter. Share those instead of the Musk accounts. Create an entirely separate infrastructure. 435099
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/02/2025Chick-Fil-A Raptured theonion.com/chick-f...theonion.comChick-Fil-A RapturedATLANTA—In a harrowing fulfillment of biblical prophecy that left customers screaming as their fast food orders disappeared before their eyes, panicked sources reported Tuesday that every Chick-fil-A store had been raptured. The massive heavenly event began at 12:02 p.m. EST when a large burst of God’s divine light shot down from the clouds and slowly […] 543728361
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMOutspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 31/01/2025🏆 Governor Pritzker- Illinois - has signed an order prohibiting all J6 rioters from state employment. 22998195714194
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMColin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I went to post about the National Japanese American Memorial in D.C., which is beautiful but usually missed by tourists. It is a deeply staggering admission of guilt and a warning to future Americans. I went to link to the inscriptions and- Well, they took the site down. www.nps.gov/places/japan... 482169865603
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 31/01/2025Matthew 25:31-46, the Sheep and the Goats. 915034
FIGGLEBOTTOM @wynngifu.bsky.social · 31/01/2025“Anti-Woke” is MAGA’s Aryanism. Just as the Nazis tried to purge German society of “Jewish” influence, MAGA is trying to rid society of “woke” and “DEI” influence. Words are much more than just words! 010
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot 546354917838
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMTristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Don't call it a "detention camp" at Guantanamo. It's a CONCENTRATION CAMP. 743274877041
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMJohn Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 29/01/2025🙋♂️ I don't think we should build concentration camps 627629
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMMatthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 30/01/2025DC friends, there's been a plane crash impacting DCA. It looks like Get to a news source for how that might impact where you need to get to. I've been deeply concerned about the state of ATC for quite some time. www.wusa9.com/article/trav...wusa9.comAll flights halted at Reagan National Airport due to plane crashAt this time it is unclear what caused the plane to go down. 57633
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 29/01/2025 8789661323
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMKuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Time to post this again 104213506088
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMThe Wiener Holocaust Library @wienerlibrary.bsky.social · 27/01/2025This year #HolocaustMemorialDay marks 80 years since the Liberation of Auschwitz-Birkenau Visit #TheHolocaustExplained to learn more about conditions in the camp, key events such as the Sonderkommando uprising, and the liberation #OnThisDay in 1945 🔗 buff.ly/3CeRb1t 24826
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 23/01/2025Their faith lets them worship power while they’re offended by mercy. It’s not Christianity they’re practicing. 730359757099
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMLyss @lyssabyss.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Okay, I’m hoping this will gain some traction on Bluesky *inhales* SALEM PUBLIC LIBRARY IN OREGON IS IN DANGER OF CLOSING. This sets a dangerous precedent for state capital libraries!! This is a continuation of the saga from last year, when we were saved at the last second by the then-mayor. (1/2) 12279312832
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMonion person @junlper.beer · 23/01/2025wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny 886186581781
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 23/01/2025The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH** * Currently paused by Executive Order ** Grant reviews now all canceled www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...kcur.orgEgg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expectBird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores. 24105243217454
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMDonna-Anita Black🏳️🌈 🇮🇪 @donnaablack.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Gotta love ppl who work in book shops 369316034514
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMZach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 12/01/2025I realize the modern media environment is uniquely horrifying, but the last time an American city was devastated by a fire, newspapers not only blamed it on a woman's made-up cow, but used it as a reason to demand Irish people get taken off welfare. (From Donald L. Miller's "City of the Century") 26720
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMTaylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Ever heard of the “door kicking challenge” where teens kick on people’s doors for “social media clout”? No? That’s because it doesn’t exist. It is yet another fake TikTok challenge entirely invented by local news media outlets and police departments across the country to scare parents.usermag.coLocal news has invented another fake TikTok challenge+A 'hot masc' casting call, boy apartments, magnet implants, Musk's new favorite influencer, and the return of basic fashion 541112179
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMNick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025How long is America going to keep falling for this? Billionaires are pillaging our wealth. Everyday workers need to rise together against the oligarchy. 791444341
Reposted by FIGGLEBOTTOMJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Sums it up nicely. 781372786164
