Reposted by WELCOME TO CUNT JUNGLE
And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth
![They Put a Hat on Me, Pardner
Pardner. My dearest pardner. I write to you with a great sadness in my heart.
I was resting my eyes, ever so briefly. Minding my own business. I felt a pressure upon me. A terrible and oppressive pressure.
The pressure was an awful object. The long-limbed creature who lives in my home placed it so close to my precious head.
[drawing of a crying orange cat with a pink cowboy hat on his head]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2t3pjvgz3zrqqojku7rkscep/bafkreiarhmowri3ciujojsdtpuzlsv7it2b4lvvegwt5aixq5vsntupcni)
