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Jason Warner (VO Artist) @writesandtalksgood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

May I recommend to everyone celebrating this addition that, soon after I watched this film, I watched a film I’ve never heard anyone else mention that my teens and I loved just as much, “Riddle of Fire.” A lost 80s classic made in the 2020s.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 29/09/2026

Oh wow Dropout put HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS up on their channel hell yeah

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jug-hooting yokel @limusrex.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"

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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on

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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

wow its amazing how much lighter i feel after completing an extremely daunting task that's been weighing on me for months. i guess procrastination really does lead to more stress. good thing i'll definitely remember this for all future daunting tasks

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!

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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Zach Cregger's next video game adaptation should be Katamari Damacy. You heard me.

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

we have always been at war with east aflac

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Jason Warner (VO Artist) @writesandtalksgood.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I sing in a choir where, at 45, I'm one of the youngest people in it, especially in my bass section, where everyone's late 50s and up. Whenever I mention my dating woes, they say, with the best of intentions, "can't you just meet someone at a social club?" No, Colin. No I can't.

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Lukács Doncic @weirdalf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Weird text from a random today

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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 21/07/2026

Loved the Odyssey, what a triumph of imagination. The main message: don't break the rules of your civilization or it may crash and burn around you

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Twice a year, Hawai'i experiences a strange moment where the sun appears to be exactly overhead & anything that is completely vertical casts no shadow. Let's learn about Lāhainā Noon, subsolar points & 'Kau ka lā i ka lolo', meaning "the sun rests on the brains."

From a Reddit forum, a photo of a can of coconut milk with a blue label, papyrus text and a flip-top, on a sidewalk. It seems to hover because there's no visible shadow. The pavement is sort of unevenly colored, with bright spots, and the grass along it is green and lush.

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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026

Yesterday, WIRED learned that Madison Square Garden was suing us for our accurate reporting. We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/10/2025

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...

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Janine Gibson @janinegibson.ft.com · 08/07/2026

A Brit in the semis of Wimbledon, England still in the World Cup and Nigel Farage spending the summer arguing with a bin. Oh this happy breed of men, this little world, This precious stone set in the silver sea

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Megan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I have edited a lot of sexual-assault-accusation articles, and this one easily clears every veracity check: contemporaneous emails with her therapist, a boyfriend who knew, a woman she warned—all before Platner ran for office. Good on Politico for nailing it, and on Jenny Racicot for speaking up.

politico.com

Exclusive: Woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her

The Maine Democrat denied the allegations and said, “Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue.”

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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I would kill or die for Larry

A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT

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IGN @ign.com · 02/07/2026

Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."

Minions Director Confirms No Minions Worked For Hitler

Via: Polygon

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

This Danville, VA city council candidate made a very dramatic video about sidewalks and public safety, and I love it and him. Worrying about a possible milkshake duck situation, I looked at his FB page, but he seems ok. Juneteenth celebrations, community outreach, Methodists. A solid old gent.

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Digital Warrior - Combat Disinfo @digitalwarrior.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

1/ GOP did not cut you or your family's disability benefits. They just made applying for them a 7-month nightmare run by a gutted SSA office and a crashing website portal. That is not a bug in the system. It is the policy & it was intentional 🧵 #DV1 #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory #USDemocracy

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Did you touch the Reflecting Pool

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Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish

Jar of Moles (Grant Zoology Museum, London)
crittery dozened things each pink snout snootling
formaldehyde up it's bamboozler which poor fuck
had to collect them out in the dirt with a shovel
here moley moley BONK . I’m only gonna
put you in a jar and let tourists go eww at you
for the next two hundred years god look at me
for two hundred years I’d do anything look
mummy, one of them’s licking the glass—
honey it's dead velvety sweet sardined hope
their ghosts are friends teeming in a molish
afterlife dark and circular everything worm-
flavoured tasty buggy snackerels what if
you smashed the mole jar? vinegared
moles spilling out flaccid & swimming
everyone screaming someone saying Freddy
you gotta get us a new jar of moles—
—goddammit boss I never asked for any of this

A jar of wet preserved moles, the jar is very full and all the little hands, feet and snoots mark it as both upsetting and fascinating

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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

multiculturalism is pretty great

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

wtf did i just read, am i having a stroke

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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃

Wendy O / Kootie-Pie Koopa and Milli Vanilli

Mario, Luigi, Toad and Princess Toadstool

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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

slate.com

Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning

Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.

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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Stephen Colbert is a national treasure: The day after his show was canned after 11 years by CBS to appease a tyrant, he shows up on the Monroe, MI public access channel where he did his first Late Show broadcast in 2015.

youtu.be

Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026

YouTube video by Stephen Colbert

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/05/2026

Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl

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Jason Warner (VO Artist) @writesandtalksgood.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

You’re lucky. In my taxi all I got was tofu pate. Smells bad, tastes worse.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/03/2025

I think the text that appears to dissuade you from using hints in Case of the Golden Idol should also be presented before you’re allowed to reply to someone’s Bluesky post

Have you made a typo?
Have you exhausted all the evidence?
Have you re-examined your assumptions?

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 19/04/2026

anytime you make prepared food from a box you owe it to yourself to just dump a shit ton of frozen peas into the cooking water last minute

bowl of annie’s shells and cheese that’s 1/2 frozen peas i also added pecorino and lemon zest and pepper and pasta water instead of milk

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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

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Cannonball Adderall @echoloop.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city

Photo I took of these wonderful people (the faces of whom I’ve blacked out) singing happy Birthday to their lovely old dog at a bar I was at tonight in Portland

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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Well put. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

The thing about there needing to be a path of redemption for people who have been “canceled” is: there already is a path to redemption and it’s called “redeeming yourself.” The path is open! No one is blocking that! You just have to do it!

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Jason Warner (VO Artist) @writesandtalksgood.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Blue Prince obviously, and the game my daughter did a voice in, The Excavation of Hob’s Barrow.

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Jason Warner (VO Artist) @writesandtalksgood.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Good luck placing Cody, but I’ve made it very clear that I am exclusively interested in ghoulish dog heads

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 18/03/2026

I know I've said this a trillion times but I have to say it periodically to keep from going insane: The right ran a huge, well-funded, & ultimately successful campaign to completely take over political media & the infosphere more generally. This is by far the most important political development...

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✨Sparky Summers✨ Your Carbuncle Vtuber💛⨺⃝ @sparkysummers.vtubers.social · 10/03/2026

If you put waterfalls in your game and there are no caves behind any of them, your game is instantly worse than it could have been I don't make the rules

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

For the Old Heads

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Interesting post about the coordinated anti-AOC smear campaign. It's 2016 again! Fake local news outlets on Facebook getting picked up until eventually it winds up in the Washington Post.

spinclass.substack.com

I Caught POLITICO and the New York Times Laundering Pink Slime "News"

How the sexist backlash to AOC and Gretchen Whitmer at the Munich Security Conference led me to a scammy "local news" outlet pushing a coordinated right-wing narrative

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Jason Warner (VO Artist) @writesandtalksgood.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Former Lowell and Somerville resident here, now providing Massachusetts energy to southwest England. No one here appreciates my strident calls for places that sell pizza by the slice

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