Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 26/05/2026championing the forward-looking, proletarian bubble machine against the grim bourgeois dystopia of the bouncy castle, which attempts to find "fun" in the fortification of a feudal warlord. 519621
Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialSpelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026On the tube 71138053665
Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/04/2026SEAN EVANS: As you tackle the fires of Da Bomb, a two-part question as a Chicagoan and a Pope: one, who wins a best-of-7 between the '05 White Sox and '16 Cubs, and two, as part of the Nostra Aetate dogma of Vatican II-- THE POPE: (coughing) fuck! SEAN EVANS: careful around your eyes Your Holiness 01743289
Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialCascadiaCoug @cascadiacoug.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Has any start athlete become more unlikable than TB? (Not counting OJ who is in a league of his own) 20161
Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialCodify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 21/06/2025JOE RYAN AHAHAHAHA 3792864
Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialjulie gourinchas @literaryfey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm 50186595872
Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 31/05/2025This is one of the wildest thing I've ever seen 261320331
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Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 05/05/2025“I’m sorry I Nazied while I was driving drunk” 517128
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Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialJohn Elwood @johnpelwood.bsky.social · 24/04/2025A colleague emailed me today to flag the fact that the superb Fourth Circuit Judge J. Harvie Wilkinson ended a quotidian insurance opinion with an unusually introspective conclusion. 1293137614
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Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialDavid Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead. 379377418064
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Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialGeoff Palmer @geoff-palmer.bsky.social · 26/03/2025#author #writing #writerslife #amwriting #booksky 171086115
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Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialꭓle Ormsby 𓆙 @e-infinity.space · 18/03/2025Absolutely incredible transition from combinatorics to the material culture of Buddhism to an adapted Maslow’s hierarchy. 0259
Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Anyway I just sent a fax to my senator. faxzero.com/fax_senate.phpfaxzero.comFax SenatorsFaxZero lets you send free faxes to your senators with no subscription or sign-up. 18853481212
Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 14/03/2025These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP. Schumer Fetterman Cortez Masto Durbin King Shaheen Gillibrand Schatz Hassan Peters Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them. 39975872519657
Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialVeritasium @veritasium.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Something Strange Happens When You Trust Quantum Mechanics www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJZ1...youtube.comSomething Strange Happens When You Trust Quantum MechanicsYouTube video by Veritasium 312321
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Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialBruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 14/02/2025A humpback whale briefly swallowed a kayaker off Chilean Patagonia before quickly releasing him unharmed. The incident, caught on camera, quickly went viral.apnews.comA humpback whale briefly swallows kayaker in Chilean Patagonia — and it's all captured on cameraA humpback whale briefly swallowed a kayaker off Chilean Patagonia before quickly releasing him unharmed. 1833057535
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Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialMichael McLean @michaelmclean.me · 06/02/2025🐻🏟️ 'DA BEARS STADIUM OVERSIGHT ACT' has been introduced in Illinois Provides that, to be eligible for public financing, a professional sports team must have achieved a 0.500 record in at least 3 out of the last 5 regular seasons. #twill www.ilga.gov/legislation/... 712730
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Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Tom Brady speaks at exactly one pace and one tone no matter the situation, the viewer is always being summoned for the final call for Delta flight 83 to Cancun 511271115
Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialThe Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 08/01/2025The comic that got us demonetised on Facebook back in August. (We’re no longer on Facebook). 39584288765
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Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 25/12/2024NPR and the New York Times have declined to call the Grinch’s treatment “torture” as per international law, instead embracing the Bush administration’s chosen term “enhanced interrogation.” 118314
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Reposted by @wontonsoupski.bsky.socialScott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Turkey was not pardoned this year because Merrick Garland waited too long to prosecute 332527339
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