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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 23h

People can never not be weird about it and I will always lose friends about it and I fucking hate my life.

Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I see there's been a bunch of breast people who've started following me recently and that's fine and all, but hoo boy are y'all gonna be disappointed when you realize I'm a historian and that's mostly what I post about.

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Talia ThrASTARD @taliathrace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The fuck do you mean there's a four episode Manos: the Hands of Fate sequel series on Amazon???!!!

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So do we think Candace Owens had sex with Lauren Boebert, then, or...?

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Okay you know what, if this "it was actually a gang of junkie diesel thieves who'd been stealing fuel from the base and the security theatre state just blew the whole thing out of proportion" theory turns out to be true, it will be the single funniest thing that's happened in the last 100 years.

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They released the guys who were trying to attack RAF Fairford on bail? Jesus fuck. You might as well just announce it was a false-flag done by an ally.

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Fun Ghoul 👻💜✨ @fungirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Too tired to live, too busy to die

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Are we 100% sure that Lauren Boebert really had an affair? Because this really and truly kind of looks like it's just Boebert herself with her glassss off and her hair back.

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is why the Netherlands is the leading country for traffic accidents.

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh so that's what happened to the psychic powers they made me develop in the GATE program 🤔

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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Tips for sending better dick pics: 1) Don't

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That's easy- they're just lying. People constantly lie on these fucking surveys and that's been a known thing since we started doing them. They're basically useless at anything other than judging how societally acceptable it is to ADMIT what we all know we're all doing!

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just checked my DMs for the first time in forever and evidently someone messaged me and then deleted their account and the only message I can see because it won't let me into the chat itself is "wtf" and I love this.

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sometimes you just gotta ring the devil’s doorbell (flick your bean)

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Go to ✨ kck.st/4hjaUh3 ✨ to get my new book, featuring Khepri!

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

AMA I guess??? I am v drunk and having an absolutely terrible day so expect horrible candor lol ngl.link/ankhesenpaaten

ngl.link

Anonymous messages!

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It has been an absolutely shitty day and I'm already home from work and probably going to be drinking heavily. Might do an AMA. Been like... 6 months since the last one?

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I would just like to say that I called Lauren Boebert being bisexual several years ago on Azure Eye and none of you believed me and therefore I am a modern day cassandra.

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Well if this thing with Russia does turn into World War 3 I guess it's been nice knowing you all. Most of you. Some of you, anyway.

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angerbunny is spooky enough @angerbunny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I want to lick the green orb.

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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

literal fucking peasant brain shit

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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

fascinated by the modern narcissus, the fool that makes language that can write itself and ascribes it to some animating spirit

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sometimes I think about the fact that Disney owns the muppets, star wars, and marvel now so theoretically you could have a movie where Deadpool and Fozzie Bear embark on a quest to see which of them can make Darth Vader laugh first.

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

in high school I was voted most likely to open a sarcophagus in an ancient tomb thereby releasing a terrible curse

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Farage might actually end up PM if they do this. That's fucking insane. That's incredible. It's the dumbest political thriller late season turn I can imagine. God, the writers still have the juice.

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This. This is why you NEVER post selfies, or upload your voice for memetic regional testing, or whatever else. Whatever fucking funny thing youre doing that involves sharing ANY kind of biometrics, DO. NOT. DO. IT.

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I can safely say that this is absolutely true lol.

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/09/2026

i think tilly norwood should be killed

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I think we have to consider the very real possibility that Nicolas Cage may have somehow angered God himself at this point.

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I literally cannot even go grocery shopping while wearing my fucking wedding ring without being hit on and I hate people and wish a meteor would just hit the planet already.

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I love this and it reminds me that Azure Eye's reboot was very nearly originally a raygun gothic scifi setting instead of the old west. Also considered a Tiki-Exotica theme.

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

ASTROLOGY: -LEO: Yer horoscope's delayed 'til further notice after a drunk cowboy shot two of the stars out. -TAURUS: Yer sign'll be more literal today after a wild Minotaur shows up fer yer blind date. An yes, yer gonna get lucky.

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Varmint Vale will remain securely set in the New Mexico Territory, 1881, regardless of whatever dumb shit is happening in this idiot kalpa. All hail the Kali Yuga, I guess.

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nutmeg @poppliomom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

this wouldn't leave my head until i drew it #fieldsofmistria

Fanart of Juniper from Fields of Mistria in her summer outfit with her hand over her face, facing the right with a sad expression. Text over her says "When I ask her 'boobs or butt?' and she says 'personality' but I have mental problems and fantastic boobs." Valen is faded over the text.

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The time and effort it took to make this could have been used to simply go outside and talk to a woman like a normal human being.

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Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I will never, ever write anything this bad in my entire life. My writing was better than this in middle school. Oh my cowboy god. Also "sales aren't coming through-" no shit. Nobody watches Mr. Beast who can fucking read.

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Sacrifice! At the Harvest Festival @theharvestmaid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This is your daily dose of "never have imposter syndrome ever again"

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