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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD

@wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social
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Official account of Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, Head of Dimensional Research at the Arcane University, formerly of the Gammebell Institute for Arcane Arts and Academia. Lv33

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Riley - Watch Wigglewood Tales @wigglewood.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
youtu.be/1-_jWiDwaZo?... New animation done!
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Dwellers in Darkness
YouTube video by WiggleWood
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
There is no curse or evil spell That's worse than one we give ourselves There is no sorcerer as cruel, As the proud and angry fool.
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Saniko @santhewitch.quest · 19/04/2025
Seriously, stop coming uninvited to my bog. #jjk #oc #anime #art #digitalart #procreate #illustration
3 panels, referencing JJK scene.

First panel: San sitting on her bog monster, says "There won't be a second time"
Second panel: Camera zooms in, she says "Know your place"
Third panel: she says "fools."
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Colored, rendered, and finished! Thank you, Benet, for letting these old bones try my hand drawing you! Enjoy, friend. @jesteroftheland.bsky.social I tried my newfound rendering techniques out on this one. What do we think, friends? #art #fanart #jester #wizardposting #oops
The image is of a jester with a brown goatee in a pink polkadot-and-striped bodysuit and floppy 3-pointed hat with bells on the tips. He has fallen into an uncomfortable position with his feet over his head and a hand clutching the back wall, the other braced on the floor..
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Everybody shhh it’s wizard wednesday
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Saniko @santhewitch.quest · 15/04/2025
POV: You walked into the wrong bog. *get smacked with a broom* #oc #ocart #witch #digitalart #art #illustration #fantasy
San looking like she is about to smack you with her broom.
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Matheus Graef @omiosures.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Urzog
Sketchy illustration of a male human wizard. He has a hat resembling two horns, with three eyes drawn on each horn, and a central eye on the forehead. He has a long beard. His hands are crossed in front of his chest: the right hand holds a wand, while the left hand performs a magical gesture. His robes are dark grey with purple-blue cuffs and black placket with pink rims. He wears a purple cape. From the bottom of the image, a flash of magical energy spirals into bluish smoke, surrounding the mage.

The image has an organic, sleek art-nouveau esque frame with dark borders.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I once knew a bridge ogre by name of Fuddgrungus. He would collect tolls from all who passed through his bridge, but these were reasonably set. The coin would go toward restoration and upkeep of the bridge, as the king had let it go to rot despite high taxes for highway repair.
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Trevor Sanders *commissions open* @trevorsandersart.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Always a good day to draw a wizard. #art #artsky #wizardart #sketch
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Saniko @santhewitch.quest · 08/04/2025
Friend’s DnD character for Tyranny of Dragons campaign - Gentle Kite “Kai” #dnd #dnd5e #tabaxi #catfolk #oc #art #illustration #digitalart #commission #fantasy
Tabaxi standing proudly with determination, holding a double scythe while wind blows their coat in the epic fashion
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
At your encouragement, Agatha has taken a sip of the bubbling brew! ...Good heavens, it appears rather potent. #art #OCArt #WizardPosting #witch #transformation #POOF #potion #pinup #sexy
An old, gnarled witch is shown taking a sip from a small, blue teacup, followed by a large POOF sound effect. The witch is then shown fallen to the ground, transformed into a pretty young woman in the same robe from before, hitched up to reveal candy cane stockings and buckle shoes.
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Ripley 🏳️‍⚧️ @queerwizard.co.uk · 07/04/2025
Serving
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I suppose this is a sort of experiment... in more ways than one. What do you suppose will happen? #art #ocart #fantasy #wizard #witch #potion #wizardposting
A concerned looking blue robed wizard adjusts his spectacles to better read the label on a small brown bottle containing a greenish liquid. The bottle bears a yellow label with black text reading "Juice that makes you explode", but "explode" is scratched out and "SEXY" is written in its place in red ink. In the background is a gnarled witch with black robes and a curious pointed hat, stirring a bubbling cauldron of presumably the same liquid that is in the bottle. She is leering at the wizard.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This First of April, day of fools, I make my intent known to keep my communications straightforward and pure. The world in this age is already rather full of foolishness as it stands, and I am loathe to add more confusion to this boiling cauldron of chaos. Stay well, friends!
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Egads, did you hear? The rhyming bard of spoken word who was imprisoned some nights ago has escaped, and they say he chewed his way out of the cell! Verily, 'tis said he was spitting bars.
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adam merlin @swaggiestwizard.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Stole this orb from my father. Never even told me he had one after I've been wanting one for so long. It is small, but it is mighty. Behold.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
At long last, I have collected sufficient data from these arcane beings to begin assembling my notes into a semblance of order for scientific publication. A long and arduous venture awaits me... As well as a long, arduous disentanglement. Egads... #art #wizardposting #monstergirl #arachne #spider
An Arachne, humanoid spider, descends from a silken thread to examine her prey, a blue-robed wizard. She gently brushes his beard out of his face as he is suspended upside down from her web, tied in bonds very similar to shibari.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Motivated by a multitude of yearning voices, I selected the succubus for my next avenue of research. Initially, the interview went well, though she became insistent to conclude my research with experiments, and I.. I believe our definitions differ. #art #ocart #wizardposting #monstergirl #succubus
A red-skinned succubus with large, bony wings and curved horns presses a blue robed wizard against the wall, looking intently at him as he is suspended more than a foot above the floor. He looks concerned. She wears a skimpy leotard, fishnet stockings, and gold stiletto heeled shoes.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
A slime has been acquired for research! The subject has proven to be rather excitable and affectionate, capable of excretions far beyond my initial estimation. I may be in over my head with this one. Egads... #wizard #monstergirl #slimegirl #slime #research #ocart #art
A blue robed wizard stands grimacing, covered in slime, and holding his hands away from his body in disgust as a green slime girl sits on his shoulders with her legs wrapped around his chest.
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CD @theinfinnite.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
debating making this guy into a sticker, mainly because I want a rad as hell wizard slapped on my car
sketchy doodle of a classic old guy wizard with sunglasses, on skateboard throwing up a rock and roll sign
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Azure Eye News @azureeyenews.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
CRIME WAVE: Sheriff Danson reports a quite curious complication in this mornin's stagecoach robbery and stagery. Unable to figure out how the perpetrator(s?) had gotten the coach into the attic without alertin' the family on the squeaky stairs, Tom discovered that the villains had rebuilt his-
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Notice: It is Owlbear mating season. Travel in packs no less than four when transversing the road. Do not stray from roads. If confronted by an Owlbear, do not retreat. Stand ground until it loses interest.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
My research subject has proven rather vigorous... and she has taken great interest in spellcasting! It should be noted, however, that 'casting spells' does not generally involve the throwing of the wizard... The things we do for science. #wizard #monstergirl #orcgirl #sheorc #research #ocart #art
A muscular she-orc with green skin, dark-purple hair, and scant leather armor grasps a wizard by the leg and swings him forcefully, much to his shock and surprise. His voluminous blue robe billows out from the force and you can see shorts worn under the garment, pink with red hearts.
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Saniko @santhewitch.quest · 08/03/2025
🥐🖕 #oc #ocsky #animatic #doodle
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
[/Hey y'all, The Man Behind The Curtain here. I've seen some folks doing an 'art tag' block with their work, would anyone be interested in something akin to that as we follow along with Alonzo's misadventures? Or if you have better ideas, please let me know below. --TMBTC]
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Azure Eye News @azureeyenews.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
OBITUARIES: Tiberius Young (17). Tiberius was attendin' a meetin' of the VV Astronomy Club when a purple star began to sing, drivin' everyone in attendance mad. Tiberius was torn apart by the crowd as they began screechin' like animals afeared, shortly before they did stampede into Black Star Canyon
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Egads, my studies have garnered media attention. Such an honor, indeed!
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Muppet divine circus hours 🤹‍♂️🔞 @toboldlymuppet.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
strong enough to rise above 🗡️✨ my piece for @opmilfzine.bsky.social !! pre-orders open: opmomszine.bigcartel.com
An illustration of Boa Hancock (either as Medusa or in a Zoan form)

She's standing in the middle of a pond of water lilies, the snakes of her hair covering her bare top half, her bottom half is covered in a simple sash, her jolly roger tattooed on her thighs. She's gripping a stone spear aimed at her, eyes locked unto the POV onlooker.

In front and behind her, are various stone statues of men in different eras of clothing, each of them broken off and worn down, having been defeated in the moments where they thought they could corner her in her own home, where she had chosen to hide away after escaping the horrors of mankind.
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𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅 🔞 @skelbton.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
they were admiring… mah ride
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Research proceeds apace, though complications have arisen. I may be detained for some time. Do not look for me. #wizard #monstergirl #snakegirl #research #wizardposting #ocart #art
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
@wizofthenountable.bsky.social you got to Bigfoot huh
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I have been attempting to conjure a portal to the plane of elemental cheese! Thus far, results have been... Mixed. We managed a decent sour cream the last time, however.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Forsooth! I have been granted permission by the council to conduct my research upon monstrous entities! (I am most ecstatic at this prospect!) #wizardposting #wizardmeme #wizards #research
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Looking to expand my literary scope a bit this year. I've been recommended to look into the work of Abdul Alhazred, but I can't seem to find any copies of his work. Does anyone happen to have one I might borrow for a time?
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Did the door "close", or did the door "swing shut with thunderous, charnel finality, reverberating endlessly, sealing me into the small room alone with the broken form of the man who was once my friend and confidant, Dr. Warren Langstrom, ensuring my secret would die with me."?
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
A group of gnomes standing in front of a castle doorway in the dark. Text says you think your secrets are safe but the gnomes know what you did.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Egads, what is this foolishness!? #art #wizard #shirtcutmeme #ocart
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Tree Bucket @treebucket.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
more wizardposting #wizardposting #orbs
first panel: at a solemn gathering of wizards, the mage Urpleph Intransigor declares "brothers- I gazed long on the Orb, and beheld sights of unspeakable foulness."
second panel: the sorceror Imfiliabd of the Silvern Shroud remarks, "chief among them, his own reflected visage!"
It is a terrible "turn on your monitor" joke but for baroque wizard nonsense
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
If you need me, I'll be basking in the radiance of the cosmos. (Photo: Meadarkagnel)
A hooded, cloaked wizard standing in a beam of light streaming down over him through fog. There are distant stars in the background and he has raised his staff on high.
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Azure Eye News @azureeyenews.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
WEATHER: Torrential rain, howling wind, and crashing lightning bolts will emerge from Edward Levy's perpetually-being-destroyed house this afternoon as his latest attempt to brainstorm turns devastatingly literal. Anyone who finds his tempest-tossed grey matter is requested to return it promptly.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
My literary friends, if I may borrow your attention once more: I have completed this ballad. It is longer by half with a much different end, and I love it all the more. I pray you enjoy my words as greatly as I loved writing them. Thank you for your time! docs.google.com/document/d/1en…
docs.google.com
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
don’t tell me about fear. i was in the bean war. i know fear
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wizard vpet 🧙‍♂️🏳️‍⚧️ @wizard-vpet.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Laaa~
Art of a wizard with brown skin and long white hair and beard in a blue robe and hat with white stars on them. The robe also has yellow trim. A wand is in his left hand, and his right hand is gesturing upwards. His mouth is open as if reciting an incantation.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The Wardrobe Wizard
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
My friends, which was the last tome you perused? Might you tell me of it, if not in plot then in name alone?
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I was going to wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day, but I'm afraid I'm being dragged (kicking and screaming, even) into the succubus' lair once again. Farewell! GADZOOKS!!!
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
My lack of presence these past few days is on account of a convening of rather animated spirits, do pardon me.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I think often about John McAfee...
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I think the stars would kill us if they could. Have you heard them sing?
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I'm afraid I know of more than one who fits this description... Alas.
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