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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD

@wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social
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Official account of Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, Head of Dimensional Research at the Arcane University, formerly of the Gammebell Institute for Arcane Arts and Academia. Lv33

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Riley - Watch Wigglewood Tales @wigglewood.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
youtu.be/1-_jWiDwaZo?... New animation done!
youtu.be
Dwellers in Darkness
YouTube video by WiggleWood
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
There is no curse or evil spell That's worse than one we give ourselves There is no sorcerer as cruel, As the proud and angry fool.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Indeed you are!
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Saniko @santhewitch.quest · 19/04/2025
Seriously, stop coming uninvited to my bog. #jjk #oc #anime #art #digitalart #procreate #illustration
3 panels, referencing JJK scene.

First panel: San sitting on her bog monster, says "There won't be a second time"
Second panel: Camera zooms in, she says "Know your place"
Third panel: she says "fools."
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Colored, rendered, and finished! Thank you, Benet, for letting these old bones try my hand drawing you! Enjoy, friend. @jesteroftheland.bsky.social I tried my newfound rendering techniques out on this one. What do we think, friends? #art #fanart #jester #wizardposting #oops
The image is of a jester with a brown goatee in a pink polkadot-and-striped bodysuit and floppy 3-pointed hat with bells on the tips. He has fallen into an uncomfortable position with his feet over his head and a hand clutching the back wall, the other braced on the floor..
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Everybody shhh it’s wizard wednesday
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Indeed... a 50-hour workweek will drain the very best of us.
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Saniko @santhewitch.quest · 15/04/2025
POV: You walked into the wrong bog. *get smacked with a broom* #oc #ocart #witch #digitalart #art #illustration #fantasy
San looking like she is about to smack you with her broom.
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Matheus Graef @omiosures.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Urzog
Sketchy illustration of a male human wizard. He has a hat resembling two horns, with three eyes drawn on each horn, and a central eye on the forehead. He has a long beard. His hands are crossed in front of his chest: the right hand holds a wand, while the left hand performs a magical gesture. His robes are dark grey with purple-blue cuffs and black placket with pink rims. He wears a purple cape. From the bottom of the image, a flash of magical energy spirals into bluish smoke, surrounding the mage.

The image has an organic, sleek art-nouveau esque frame with dark borders.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Should you ever chance to meet him, please tell him Alonzo sends his regards, and would like to know if he was ever able to locate that specimen of Qui'Xian jade to replace the original pilfered keystone.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
"All this accomplished by an ogre?", I hear you ask, and frankly, Fuddgrungus was truly exceptional in his ways and his ability to rise above. Though I have not heard from him in some time, I assume he still spearheads the restoration of Vhrallen IV's relics to this day.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
With the aid and advice of an old friend, a dwarven lawscribe, Fuddgrungus was able to prove his purpose, call attention to the lack enforcement of highway repairs, and even began to offer guided tours of the restoration process for an added fee. He was truly a remarkable ogre.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
During the restoration process, the king learned of the toll funds Fuddgrungus collected and, ignorant to his purpose, placed a bounty on Fuddgrungus for payment of back taxes. When confronted, Fuddgrungus refused, rightly stating the coin served it's intended nonprofit purpose.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The questionable engineering brought Fuddgrungus no end of frustration, and as a result he was forced to alter the original design in many places. (The blueprints found in a dusty archive were amateurish and less than helpful, though provided great insight and some inspiration.)
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Now, Marcellius Weatherbridge, the architect, was not truly an architect by trade, rather he was a skilled cartographer whom King Vhrallen IV favored highly and so conscripted to design his works. As such, despite superb architecture, their engineering... left much to be desired.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Fuddgrungus was a veritable expert in the ways of stonemasonry, owing to a longstanding friendship with dwarven clans in the region. This made him particularly well suited to the task. With the toll funds he purchased what rare materials he could afford toward the restoration.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Fuddgrungus spent many years meticulously and painstakingly restoring the old bridge, for this was no common bridge, it was one of a few remotely located select masterpieces from the reign of King Vhrallen IV, designed by his chief architect Marcellius Weatherbridge. A rare gem!
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I once knew a bridge ogre by name of Fuddgrungus. He would collect tolls from all who passed through his bridge, but these were reasonably set. The coin would go toward restoration and upkeep of the bridge, as the king had let it go to rot despite high taxes for highway repair.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
That... Is entirely fair.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
GADZOOKS!!! It appears to be fully compatible with gnomish physiology after all! Please keep in mind the effects are temporary, and... ah, if you experience any side effects, you will let us know, yes? And please keep in mind that we are not held responsible.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Splendid! I'll need you to sign this waiver stating we are not responsible for your immolation, dismemberment, explosion, microfication, macrofication, impotency, sterilization, or any other potential unfortunate side-effects.
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Trevor Sanders *commissions open* @trevorsandersart.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Always a good day to draw a wizard. #art #artsky #wizardart #sketch
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
We have yet to confirm whether or not it is effective upon gnomish physiology, would you like to subject yourself to such experimentation in the name of science?
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Saniko @santhewitch.quest · 08/04/2025
Friend’s DnD character for Tyranny of Dragons campaign - Gentle Kite “Kai” #dnd #dnd5e #tabaxi #catfolk #oc #art #illustration #digitalart #commission #fantasy
Tabaxi standing proudly with determination, holding a double scythe while wind blows their coat in the epic fashion
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
She says you have a deal.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
She says she might be persuaded to share, what do you offer in return?
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
At your encouragement, Agatha has taken a sip of the bubbling brew! ...Good heavens, it appears rather potent. #art #OCArt #WizardPosting #witch #transformation #POOF #potion #pinup #sexy
An old, gnarled witch is shown taking a sip from a small, blue teacup, followed by a large POOF sound effect. The witch is then shown fallen to the ground, transformed into a pretty young woman in the same robe from before, hitched up to reveal candy cane stockings and buckle shoes.
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Ripley 🏳️‍⚧️ @queerwizard.co.uk · 07/04/2025
Serving
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I've posted another below the original, this seems to have worked properly
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
See previous post
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Did the full image upload this time? It looks truncated to me, and I experienced uploading issues...
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I suppose this is a sort of experiment... in more ways than one. What do you suppose will happen? #art #ocart #fantasy #wizard #witch #potion #wizardposting
A concerned looking blue robed wizard adjusts his spectacles to better read the label on a small brown bottle containing a greenish liquid. The bottle bears a yellow label with black text reading "Juice that makes you explode", but "explode" is scratched out and "SEXY" is written in its place in red ink. In the background is a gnarled witch with black robes and a curious pointed hat, stirring a bubbling cauldron of presumably the same liquid that is in the bottle. She is leering at the wizard.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This First of April, day of fools, I make my intent known to keep my communications straightforward and pure. The world in this age is already rather full of foolishness as it stands, and I am loathe to add more confusion to this boiling cauldron of chaos. Stay well, friends!
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Egads, did you hear? The rhyming bard of spoken word who was imprisoned some nights ago has escaped, and they say he chewed his way out of the cell! Verily, 'tis said he was spitting bars.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
She assured me she was, though I had no desire to ascertain the validity of her claim. I prefer leaving deductions of this manner to experts such as yourself.
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adam merlin @swaggiestwizard.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Stole this orb from my father. Never even told me he had one after I've been wanting one for so long. It is small, but it is mighty. Behold.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
At long last, I have collected sufficient data from these arcane beings to begin assembling my notes into a semblance of order for scientific publication. A long and arduous venture awaits me... As well as a long, arduous disentanglement. Egads... #art #wizardposting #monstergirl #arachne #spider
An Arachne, humanoid spider, descends from a silken thread to examine her prey, a blue-robed wizard. She gently brushes his beard out of his face as he is suspended upside down from her web, tied in bonds very similar to shibari.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Motivated by a multitude of yearning voices, I selected the succubus for my next avenue of research. Initially, the interview went well, though she became insistent to conclude my research with experiments, and I.. I believe our definitions differ. #art #ocart #wizardposting #monstergirl #succubus
A red-skinned succubus with large, bony wings and curved horns presses a blue robed wizard against the wall, looking intently at him as he is suspended more than a foot above the floor. He looks concerned. She wears a skimpy leotard, fishnet stockings, and gold stiletto heeled shoes.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
It's entirely possible! The swamp she hails from is said to have many varieties of stinging insects, wasps included. I believe she says the venomous ones taste best, like little fruit candies.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Ah, Markathra, that would actually be most helpful! Her accent is a bit... thick, I'm afraid. Perhaps we may negotiate further research with proper communication.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Correct, I was not... bsky.app/profile/wiza...
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
A slime has been acquired for research! The subject has proven to be rather excitable and affectionate, capable of excretions far beyond my initial estimation. I may be in over my head with this one. Egads... #wizard #monstergirl #slimegirl #slime #research #ocart #art
A blue robed wizard stands grimacing, covered in slime, and holding his hands away from his body in disgust as a green slime girl sits on his shoulders with her legs wrapped around his chest.
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CD @theinfinnite.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
debating making this guy into a sticker, mainly because I want a rad as hell wizard slapped on my car
sketchy doodle of a classic old guy wizard with sunglasses, on skateboard throwing up a rock and roll sign
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Azure Eye News @azureeyenews.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
CRIME WAVE: Sheriff Danson reports a quite curious complication in this mornin's stagecoach robbery and stagery. Unable to figure out how the perpetrator(s?) had gotten the coach into the attic without alertin' the family on the squeaky stairs, Tom discovered that the villains had rebuilt his-
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Notice: It is Owlbear mating season. Travel in packs no less than four when transversing the road. Do not stray from roads. If confronted by an Owlbear, do not retreat. Stand ground until it loses interest.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I never said it wasn't enjoyable, just that it is of little use in practical spellcasting!
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I once had an opportunity to play this at a free-play arcade at a convention! It was marvelous, even though I had little idea what I was doing. Sadly the line for this machine was so long they limited play time. I should love the opportunity to try it once again someday.
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
My research subject has proven rather vigorous... and she has taken great interest in spellcasting! It should be noted, however, that 'casting spells' does not generally involve the throwing of the wizard... The things we do for science. #wizard #monstergirl #orcgirl #sheorc #research #ocart #art
A muscular she-orc with green skin, dark-purple hair, and scant leather armor grasps a wizard by the leg and swings him forcefully, much to his shock and surprise. His voluminous blue robe billows out from the force and you can see shorts worn under the garment, pink with red hearts.
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Saniko @santhewitch.quest · 08/03/2025
🥐🖕 #oc #ocsky #animatic #doodle
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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I'll still post the monster girls, don't worry, but gotta keep it PG-13 for the youngins.
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